Happiness is a warm puppy

[ShoogarBear]

Man jailed for putting puppy in warm oven

POSTED: 1:28 p.m. EST, November 7, 2006


SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to putting his wife's puppy in a 200-degree oven, crippling it, was sentenced Monday to six months in jail.

Third District Judge William Barrett ordered Marc Christopher Vincent, 36, to serve six months in jail without the chance of early release. He must also pay a $500 fine and $986 in veterinary bills for the dog.

Vincent, 36, pleaded guilty September 18 to one count of misdemeanor aggravated animal cruelty for putting the dog in an oven for five minutes on May 25 during a fight with his wife, Rhonda. She has since filed for divorce.

The black Chihuahua mix named Henry suffered permanent damage to its front paws and now limps.

As part of the plea agreement, a second charge of animal cruelty was dropped. Prosecutors had accused Vincent of turning a leaf blower on the dog in a separate incident, damaging the dog's eye so badly it had to be removed.

Vincent was ordered to serve two years' probation after his jail sentence, seek anger management therapy, have no contact with his wife or any animals, and get a mental health evaluation.

Salt Lake County prosecutor Elizabeth Henry said Utah is one of nine states that has only misdemeanor punishment for animal cruelty.

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[ShoogarBear]

Seriously, this guy has future killer written all over him.

[midgetonadonkey]

That son of a bitch. Anyone who hurts animals should suffer the same thing they did to the animal. Fuck that bastard. I hope he takes it hard when he's in jail.

[Spam]

I love hush puppies.

[dougp]

I wonder if he got the recipe from here:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m316/blueboky/goodeats.jpg

[katyon6th]

That sick fuck has my last name.

I don't like that one bit!

[tlongII]

That sick fuck has my last name.

I don't like that one bit!

Family ties?

[katyon6th]

Family ties?

Nope, no family in Utah.

[Marklar MM]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/112000/112169nsVR_w.jpg

[Marklar MM]

http://static.flickr.com/42/115684424_11e0eca3a0_m.jpg

[sa_butta]

dumb bastard. What a cute defenseless puppy.

[dougp]

dumb bastard. What a cute defenseless puppy.
Looked tasty though, why else would he do it? :cooldevil

[easjer]

That's just fucking wrong. What kind of sick fuck does that shit? I get being pissed at your spouse. So be a man and throw something at her, at least she can defend herself.
(note: not advocating spousal abuse or the intentional throwing of objects at your spouse)

[thispego]

that sensless piece of shit, you're angry at soeone and you take it out on their pet? that is sick and demented and I hope he gets his ass whaled on in prison

[MannyIsGod]

Katy, you realize pointing that out is going to lead to cooking puppies jokes, right?


When I first saw the thread title, I thought the it said Pussy not Puppy. I would have agreed with the titled had it been what I thought.

[TheSanityAnnex]

That son of a bitch. Anyone who hurts animals should suffer the same thing they did to the animal. You a vegetarian?

[j-6]

Who heats an normal-style convention oven to 200' F for anything? Was he going to thaw out some popsicles afterwards? That's about as hot as a clothes dryer maxes out at. Couple this with trying to simulate gale force winds with a leaf blower onto your Chihuahua, and this guy can't even fuck up properly.

[CoolArrow]

That's just fucking wrong. What kind of sick fuck does that shit? I get being pissed at your spouse. So be a man and throw something at her, at least she can defend herself.
(note: not advocating spousal abuse or the intentional throwing of objects at your spouse)

The sad thing is, that if he had beat the crap out of his wife, he'd be looking at 6 months of probation instead of six months of jail.

[ShoogarBear]

When I first saw the thread title, I thought the it said Pussy not Puppy. I would have agreed with the titled had it been what I thought.Happiness is a Warm Puppy is a quote from the old Peanuts comic strip. Charles Schulz used it as the title of one of the collection books.

Of course, I realize I'm opening myself up here . . .

[Eminem]

Anyone ever seen Half-Baked? :smokin

[Marklar MM]

Anyone ever seen Half-Baked? :smokin

You ever look at the back of a twenty dollar bill?

[Eminem]

You ever look at the back of a twenty dollar bill?


Ain't it supposed to be the towers or some shit?


You ever stuck your finger up your ass and sniffed it?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Warm puppy tastes like chicken...

[T Park]

This story makes me sickened By human Beings and losing all hope for humanity.

[TheSanityAnnex]

You ever stuck your finger up your ass and sniffed it?
Only when I have hiccups.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if this guy knows the one who was frying up kittens a few months ago.

[Fillmoe]

johnny blaze does this shit on a daily basis and i havent seen him get arrested yet!

[MannyIsGod]

LOL

I knew the Asian jokes were coming....

Even I didn't want to go there...


Shoog, every time I see this thread I think of the Beatles song Happiness Is A Warm Gun.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

johnny blaze does this shit on a daily basis and i havent seen him get arrested yet!

While you're swinging from my balls, would you mind scrubbing the lipstick from your whore of a mother off my cock?

[MannyIsGod]

Your momma jokes never fail.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Your momma jokes never fail.

Never fails. Just like me nutting in Fillmoe's mom's mouth when she does that last thing with her tounge.

[T Park]

Goddamn :lol

[PAWW]

You a vegetarian?What's wrong with vegetarians?
Sick fucking bastard. You don't fuck with kids or animals who can't defend themselves. :cuss I hate hearing shit like this.

[boutons_]

Marc and Rhonda's marriage is a testament to the sanctity of hetero-sexual marriage. :lol

We must absolutely protect Marc and Rhonda's marriage by illegalizing same-sex marriages. We all know how gay men love their toy dogs. :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://static.flickr.com/42/115684424_11e0eca3a0_m.jpg
emmm... nevermind http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Marklar MM]

Just to clarify, the doggy I posted is not the dog that was turned into dinner. I just put it there cuz it was a dog in a pan, and it looks like a Maltese or a Bichon. Probably a Bichon.

[ShoogarBear]

A Bichon bitch? :lol