Britney Spears files for divorce.

[easjer]

http://www.perezhilton.com/

"Today is a special day.

We will try to type through the tears....

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline.

And, MORE IMPORTANTLY....the comeback has begun!!!!!!!!!!

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Congratulations Britney!!!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seriously, I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, that this marriage ended in divorce.

[Slomo]

Shit, that was faster than I thought.

[1369]

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Hell, with K-Fed's triple platinum album sales, his crack team of lawyers will have 'ol Brit's money in no time.

[DFW Spurs]

So does that mean she's available? Hey Brittney if you need another moocher in your life, I'm your man... :elephant

[Good 'N Plenty]

If I were K-Fed I'd hit it one more time.

[themvp]

I don't give a shi* about Britney :lol

[easjer]

I know. I'm in complete surprise. I mean, who didn't see Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon a hundred miles off, but I really thought Brit and Kevin were forever, man.

*wipes away a tear*

How are any of us supposed to make it if they can't?








:rolleyes

[NameDropper]

Well done easjer. I was going to post this last night as it was all the buzz.

[1369]

K-Fed will be aiiight...


Link (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=10629)


Aspiring rapper Kevin Federline begged concert organizers not to cancel his appearance at New York City's Webster Hall on Saturday night, despite poor ticket sales.

Britney Spears' husband's debut album, Playing with Fire, was released last week to a less-than-enthusiastic reception.

Only 300 fans showed up to the venue, which is designed to hold 1,500.
A bartender at the event tells Star magazine, "They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on. He had to fight with them to keep this concert."

Federline was supposed to go on at 7 pm, but, the bartender reveals, "He was holding things up because there weren't enough fans. He was backstage waiting for more people to show up.

"It was a bad idea -- he shouldn't have neglected the fans that were there."

Federline finally took the stage at 10 pm -- three hours late -- and rapped for only half an hour.

According to an eyewitness, by the last song, "only one-third of the audience had stayed until the end."

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a chance at her again. Oh yeah.

[ShoogarBear]

Nonstory of the Year.

But now GiG has a shot again!

[ShoogarBear]

Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. Sig material.

[1369]

Even money says she does Playboy to "revive" her career.

[midgetonadonkey]

Even money says she does Playboy to "revive" her career.

She should do Penthouse.

[tlongII]

She should do Penthouse.

She should do me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

She should do me.

Winner!

Thread over.

[SpursWoman]

About damn time ... good for her. :spin

[johnsmith]

About damn time ... good for her. :spin


Yes, obviously good for her, because she had nothing to do with the two of them getting married in the first place.

[ShoogarBear]

She should do me.Yeah, just skip over Hustler.

[SpursWoman]

Yes, obviously good for her, because she had nothing to do with the two of them getting married in the first place.



Hopefully she'll make better choices for her & her kids in the future.

[1369]

I'd rather not have tlong in the pics.

Brit in a sheep costume really doesn't do it for me.

[johnsmith]

Hopefully she'll make better choices in the future.


And if she doesn't.............who cares?

[TheSanityAnnex]

If she makes better choices............she won't be a topic of discussion, and then you halfwits will have to move on to some other star and discuss their meaningless life. I'm rooting for bad choices for the next ten years.

[SpursWoman]

Well, I had to say something just to say something because I felt like it .... and since I have no interest in fucking her or her nasty-ass-white-trash-soon-to-be-ex-husband, I thought that was good enough.

[SpursWoman]

If she makes better choices............she won't be a topic of discussion, and then you halfwits will have to move on to some other star and discuss their meaningless life. I'm rooting for bad choices for the next ten years.

So you being your half-witted self will have something to discuss for the next 10 years? :spin

[johnsmith]

Well, I had to say something just to say something because I felt like it .... and since I have no interest in fucking her or her nasty-ass-white-trash-soon-to-be-ex-husband, I thought that was good enough.


Did you mean you have no interest in her, or in fucking her?

Or both?

[1Parker1]

That's a shame...for the kids. Especially considering how young they are. At least Spears came to her senses and figured out what the entire world already knew.

[Phil E.Buster]

I still find her to be very hot.

[TheSanityAnnex]

So you being your half-witted self will have something to discuss for the next 10 years? :spin
I don't discuss Spears, I'm only interested in K-Fed.

[TheSanityAnnex]

At least Spears came to her senses and figured out what the entire world already knew.So she has finally realized how white trash she has become?

[PixelPusher]

I will thoroughly enjoy watching K-Fed take the long, agonizing spiral down the toilet of celebrity oblivion.

[ashbeeigh]

Well, we can't say we didn't see this coming. Not at all.

[dirk4mvp]

Didn't K-Fed's album go platinum?

[spurschick]

Damn. If that marriage didn't last, is there really any hope for the rest of us?

[TheSanityAnnex]

I straight saw this shit coming like it was 2008.

[Zunni]

I will thoroughly enjoy watching K-Fed take the long, agonizing spiral down the toilet of celebrity oblivion.
It won't be the long slow spiral type of toilet, more like that whitewater 2 second flush kind of toilet.

[Trainwreck2100]

"Irreconsilable difficulties"???


One's a human one's a giant douchebag.

[LuvBones]

Time for Britney to make her return!
http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/Britney_Esquire_3.jpg

[TheSanityAnnex]

Time for Britney to make her return!
Has she stopped smoking and having babies?!?!

[LuvBones]

Well she dropped the loser. :tu

[SpursWoman]

I don't discuss Spears, I'm only interested in K-Fed.


:lol


My point was that she make better choices because she's a mother ... and those poor children are already crippled by 1/2 of K-Fed's DNA.


*shrugs*

[Marklar MM]

I miss this Britney.
http://www.ilbaluardo.com/Cover/Audio/0-9%20-%20A%20-%20B/BRITNEY%20SPEARS%20-%20...Baby%20one%20more%20time%20-%20Front.jpg

[TheSanityAnnex]

:lol


My point was that she make better choices because she's a motherUnless she's invented a car seat that attaches to the steering wheel I don't see this happening.


and those poor children are already crippled by 1/2 of K-Fed's DNA.
Those children are blessed with the founder of Po Po Zao.

[samikeyp]

Say it ain't so!

Damn...why go on? :depressed

[atxrocker]

With or without KFed, Brittney is tainted goods. She is a white trash has been whore. She was decent in post #44 though.

[Fillmoe]

id wife her if she let me handle the money! DADDY GOTTA GET THAT CASH!

[TDMVPDPOY]

will she appear on milfhunter??? hahahahaha

[MaNuMaNiAc]

vBookie on how long it takes for Federline to disappear into oblivion. My money's on yesterday

[Sonia_TX]

Now they're reporting that she only filed for divorce to scare Kevin and that they're already back together. This was someone in their "circle"... I hope that's not true. She's better off w/out him.

[Spam]

vBookie on how long it takes for Federline to disappear into oblivion. My money's on yesterday

Who?

[Trainwreck2100]

Who?

Mike Jones

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq0w6ua_Sg&eurl=

Tune to about 1:35.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Dropped/divorced via text? :rollin

I love Amerika!

[jman3000]

o fuck ... :lol

[jman3000]

i dont even have sound over here and you could tell he was shitting himself.

[jman3000]

the video where k-fed unveils popozao on mtv and is "dancing" to it = youtube gold.

[TheSanityAnnex]

the video where k-fed unveils popozao on mtv and is "dancing" to it = youtube gold.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKAJl4alGZ0&mode=related&search=


:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

Shit, there are too many remixes.....................that ain't the right one.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Here is the real PoPo unveiling :lmao


"fire"


"hehehehaaaa"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1KZbA0vjo&mode=related&search=

[TheSanityAnnex]

Jman,

You'll love this one...........................this is the fire.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThqG_9wF3Bo&mode=related&search=

[jman3000]

:lol that is the fire.

him adjusting the studio board is classic.

[mikejones99]

Britney is just another washed up single mother now.

[paparazzi]

I think she looks good.

http://perezhilton.com/newbritt3333.jpg
http://perezhilton.com/newwwbrit22.jpg

[Bob Lanier]

K-Fed spots sexy a** in nightclub (http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror/mmpaper.asp?sectid=10&articleid=11102006127437501110200612538953)
And also files for custody of two children

Agencies

Here’s more on the Brtiney Spears-Kevin Federline split. One day after Spears filed for divorce from husband Federline, the rapper responded on Wednesday with court papers seeking spousal support and custody of their two children.

Federline, 28, submitted his response in Los Angeles Superior Court, the same courthouse where Spears, 24, suddenly filed for divorce on Tuesday after two years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences.

The court papers show that Spears and Federline were prepared to fight over custody of the children in what could be a bitter divorce proceeding.

Kevin parties

If soon-to-be-ex-wife can go ice-skating immediately after filing for divorce, why should Kevin Federline stay at home brooding?

Far from letting all this get him down, Kev has been letting the ladies out there know he is available once again. At Chicago's House Of Blues on Wednesday night, he told the crowd: “Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. “You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

Later on he pointed into the crowd and said: “That’s a sexy-a** lady right there.”

Spears calls K-Fed a nobody

According to the Sun, Britney and Kevin had a bitter row before Kevin’s performance for the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival last Tuesday, which ended with Britney screaming at him “you’re useless - you’re a nobody”. After she stormed out, Kevin was spotted in kneeling and crying in the corner.

[jman3000]

lmfao @ "kneeling and crying in the corner"... holy shit that is some good stuff.

[jman3000]

it took her how many years to come to the conclusion that he was useless? apephany's are a bitch.

[CharlieMac]

Thank God. All is right in the world, we're gonna have a hot Britney again.

[Fillmoe]

i got the sex tape!

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Seriously lame!

[Fillmoe]

i got all 1800 versions! you mad!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

i got all 1800 versions! you mad!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?I wasn't talking to you numbskull

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Anybody notice how this son of a bitch is only fighting for custody of Britney's kids but doesn't want anything to do with his two other kids?? Piece of shit

[TDMVPDPOY]

Anybody notice how this son of a bitch is only fighting for custody of Britney's kids but doesn't want anything to do with his two other kids?? Piece of shit

how about when his ex comes out talkin about he puts them in rich private schools, with whose fuckn money it is that his using....

[MaNuMaNiAc]

how about when his ex comes out talkin about he puts them in rich private schools, with whose fuckn money it is that his using....
that's the least the fucker could do, they are HIS kids after all. I'm talking about custody. Why the fuck do you think he wants complete custody of Britney's kids, but isn't filing for custody of his other children?? 'cause he such a great fucking father?? give me a brake! the son of a bitch wants the money.

[SpursWoman]

I had to bump this for Shelly.....I think this thread made me miss her the most. :lol

[Shelly]

:lol

She's still trashy and still facinates me!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shoulda bumped the Britney sex tape thread. Shelly would've loved that one.

[Shelly]

Shoulda bumped the Britney sex tape thread. Shelly would've loved that one.

Nah...Kevin grosses me out.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nah...Kevin grosses me out.

Believe me, that wasn't the reason you would've loved it.

[Shelly]

Because it doesn't exist?

[SpursWoman]

Because it doesn't exist?


the thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53822&highlight=britney+spears) does though. :lol

[LuvBones]

:lol

She's still trashy and still facinates me!http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5484/1620bs62qj3.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1620bs62qj3.jpg)

[LuvBones]

This is probably old but I had never seen it before..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LILp1iyKVg&mode=related&search=

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smismokin.gif or http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidrunk.gif ?

[1369]

:lol

She's still trashy and still facinates me!


Britney Thrown Off Stage...Twice


Britney Spears, who has managed to fall behind in the PR battle against estranged and universally loathed husband Kevin Federline, was back at her Paris-like antics the other night at a burlesque club in LA.


After being booed by the Laker-faithful at the Staples Center on Sunday, Brit bolted at halftime and headed to 40 Deuce. In between acts, Brit jumped on stage, cigarette in-mouth, unzipped her top to reveal her bra, and danced for the crowd until the manager stepped in and took her off the stage.

Not having any of it, Brit jumped back on stage – once again causing the manager to drag her off stage.

Apparently satisfied that the stunned crowd all saw her actually wearing underwear, Brit headed to the bar, where she sipped on champagne mixed with Coca-Cola.

Hey Brit, the trailer park called.

They want their trash back.