The Big "O"

[1369]

Ladies, is this accurate? (http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/opinion/2006/12482.html)

[johnsmith]

Ladies, is this accurate? (http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/opinion/2006/12482.html)


At your age, and you still need advice on this, Jesus man, pay attention to what your woman tells you.

[1369]

At your age, and you still need advice on this, Jesus man, pay attention to what your woman tells you.

Oh, I do, but it never hurts to always do a little more research.

[midgetonadonkey]

I made a chick squirt.

[easjer]

I'd say that every individual has different things that send them over the edge, but the main points seem general and accurate.

[Taco]

Ladies, is this accurate? (http://www.ucsbdailynexus.com/opinion/2006/12482.html)



I made a chick squirt.

:lmao


At your age, and you still need advice on this, Jesus man, pay attention to what your woman tells you.

:lol @ this Thread

this Thread belongs in the :troll forum

[CuckingFunt]

I made a chick squirt.
Who hasn't?

[mikejones99]

Squirters are very rare. most women cannot even vaginally orgasm or at least till they get old (over 35).

[Melmart1]

Wow. Mike Jones said something that is actually true about women. Here comes the apocolypse.

[SpursWoman]

I know 35 IS old.


Good thing I don't GAF that you think 35 is old. :)

[Marklar MM]

Maybe I should check out my college newspaper...sex column. Hmm.

[SpursWoman]

Wow. Mike Jones said something that is actually true about women. Here comes the apocolypse.


No, he still had to add something insulting.

I think I'd like to meet the bitch that fucked up his perspective on an entire gender. :fro

[tlongII]

Who cares? It's all about me.

[Marklar MM]

Wow. Mike Jones said something that is actually true about women. Here comes the apocolypse.

Not only that, yesterday he didn't even trash Detroit in the basketball thread.

[mikejones99]

O's are important information for all to know and I don't trash Detroit hoops, just some of the morons that live in Michigan.

[1369]

No, he still had to add something insulting.

I think I'd like to meet the bitch that fucked up his perspective on an entire gender. :fro

Why would you want to talk about MJ's mom like that?

[johnsmith]

Because Texans are brilliant........

[mikejones99]

HOw often do you see hot chicks in magazines over the age of 30? very rare most are 18 to 26, the hottest ages most men will agree

[Kori Ellis]

HOw often do you see hot chicks in magazines over the age of 30? very rare most are 18 to 26, the hottest ages most men will agree

Do you interact with "chicks" in real life, or just rely on magazine chicks for your statistical analysis? :lol

[Melmart1]

No, he still had to add something insulting.


True, but you can't change an ass like him completely. Baby steps.

[SpursWoman]

Age doesn't matter when it comes to you :married: you'll always be 25 in my book :toast


You're forgiven. :makeout :lol

[SpursWoman]

Do you interact with "chicks" in real life, or just rely on magazine chicks for your statistical analysis? :lol


Well magazine chicks won't ever purposefully get pregnant to trap him into being with him and to get all of his money, so that makes perfect sense. :tu :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

HOw often do you see hot chicks in magazines over the age of 30? very rare most are 18 to 26, the hottest ages most men will agree

I've seen many smoking hot 30-40 year old women.

[FromWayDowntown]

I've seen many smoking hot 30-40 year old women.

I absolutely agree with that.

[tlongII]

I agree as well.

[mikejones99]

I rely on all facts based on studies of all women. Real ones. magazine chicks are less than one percent of women. and of course there is some exceptions

[tlongII]

but I still don't care if they have the Big O.

[Melmart1]

Now that I am 30, I totally agree with this assesment! :lol

[1369]

I've seen many smoking hot 30-40 year old women.

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Jodie-Foster-directs-Sugar-Kings-2.jpg

http://www.fanfic.de/AkteX/Schauspieler/Darsteller/Nebendarsteller/Rogers-Mimi/Mimi_Rogers.jpg

http://www.beaglexp.com/archives/sela_ward02a.jpg

http://www.basehead.org/files/shots/1-cath.jpg

[FromWayDowntown]

Now that I am 30, I totally agree with this assesment! :lol

I'm assuming you mean midgetonadonkey's assessment of 30-40 year old women and not tlong's assessment of the big O.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/kathy_bates/KB%201.jpg

[Melmart1]

I'm assuming you mean midgetonadonkey's assessment of 30-40 year old women and not tlong's assessment of the big O.
Yes, I should have been more specific. Maybe I am slipping in my old age :dramaquee

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Someone just turned 40...

http://webbahcesi7.tripod.com/images/selma_hayek2.jpg

[Vizzini]

http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/kathy_bates/KB%201.jpg


Biggest peice of shit movie I have ever seen. Everyone told me to rent it and that it was funny and I would laugh. Bullshit. I want those damn two hours back. Sons of bitches!

[TheSanityAnnex]

I've seen plenty of hot 30-40 year olds..................but lets not forget what they looked like in their twenties.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

There are plenty of good/great looking 30 year olds. 40? Not so much, but they are out there.

[Vizzini]

I've seen plenty of hot 30-40 year olds..................but lets not forget what they looked like in their twenties.


Very good point. It is not a matter of if 30-40 year olds are hot, it is about the ratio of women who are, and hotness retention that they keep. Just taking a guess from women who were hot in their 20's and looked like they were rode hard and put away wet when they are 40, I would guess a hotness retention of around 30%.

[CuckingFunt]

Salma Hayek is 40 years old. End of discussion.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Salma Hayek is 40 years old. End of discussion.Congratulations..................you named one person.


Now let me go get an issue of FHM and randomly turn to any page and point out 20 chicks that are younger and hotter. End of discussion.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Can there even be a debate as to whether or not 20 year olds are hotter than 40 year olds?

[Mixability]

Congratulations..................you named one person.


Now let me go get an issue of FHM and randomly turn to any page and point out 20 chicks that are younger and hotter. End of discussion.

No use arguing with her.


Just because Ms. Hayek is old and hot doesn't make anyone that is old automatically hot.

[Mixability]

Can there even be a debate as to whether or not 20 year olds are hotter than 40 year olds?

Salma and Sela are definitely hotter than some of the 20 somethings on here.

[TheSanityAnnex]

When is the last time Playboy featured a 40 year old on their cover?

[TheSanityAnnex]

I bet Hugh Hefner wishes his girlfriends were older.

[CuckingFunt]

Just because Ms. Hayek is old and hot doesn't make anyone that is old automatically hot.
I never suggested that it did.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I don't think it's a debate if no one disagrees with you.

That's just based on looks. If you go by personality, sensuality, sexiness, experience, etc., you could have a decent debate. Twenty vS. Thirty would be a better debate than 20 vS. 40.

Personally, I never go for anything younger than half my age + seven. But I do look. Repeatedly.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I don't think it's a debate if no one disagrees with you."Salma Hayek turned 40. End of discussion"<<<<That seems ripe for debate.



That's just based on looks. If you go by personality, sensuality, sexiness, experience, etc., you could have a decent debate. Twenty vS. Thirty would be a better debate than 20 vS. 40.

Personally, I never go for anything younger than half my age + seven. But I do look. Repeatedly.

I was strictly discussing looks.

[leemajors]

When is the last time Playboy featured a 40 year old on their cover?

shannon tweed has probably been on there at 40, for starters. tiffany of 80s fame was also in there, as was belinda carlise. i'm sure there are plenty more.

[TheSanityAnnex]

shannon tweed has probably been on there at 40, for starters.


1. Shannon Tweed


I'm keeping count.

[leemajors]

1. Shannon Tweed


I'm keeping count.

i edited, those were some off the top of my head i only knew because they made the news. i'm just adding information, not arguing. i think plenty of ladies look good into their forties, but i'm not going to make a statement about it - case by case basis here. regardless, a playboy airbrush can do wonders.

[TheSanityAnnex]

i'm just adding information, not arguing.
And I'm honestly curious to see how many 40 year olds have made the cover.

[leemajors]

And I'm honestly curious to see how many 40 year olds have made the cover.

i'm not curious enough to research it! :madrun

gonna check out your recommendation tonight on the reggae ablum.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Neither am I. Enjoy the album.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cindy Margolis is 40.

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/13_86892.jpg

[TheSanityAnnex]

She's hot indeed. But still, hotter when younger.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/underseth/Cindy_Margolis_2__w0o7x2a5.jpg

[katyon6th]

Why isn't anyone discussing old men?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Why isn't anyone discussing old men?
Men never have problems with the big "O".

[Sapphire]

Men never have problems with the big "O".
Nope, just the big "E".

[katyon6th]

hahahahahahaha.

[SpursWoman]

Nope, just the big "E".


You mean the big "E D"? :lmao

[Sapphire]

You mean the big "E D"? :lmao
Yes, we don't have 3 minute long commercials during dinnertime regarding women's troubles with the big "O", do we? And anything lasting 4 hours for us is definitely not considered an emergency! :lol

[Bob Lanier]

but I still don't care if they have the Big O.
:danceclub

:hungry:

[TheSanityAnnex]

Nope, just the big "E".

I'd rather be a man and have 8,000 orgasms and a limpdick by 50 than be a woman that has had a total of 35 orgasms by 50. I am jealous of the female orgasm though, I have a feeling they are awesome.

[Sapphire]

[QUOTE=TheSanityAnnex]I'd rather have a limpdick than a woman./QUOTE]

You are not seriously believing that most women have one orgasm a year on average, are you?

[TheSanityAnnex]

You are not seriously believing that most women have one orgasm a year on average, are you?It was obviously an exaggeration but you get my point. And I wasn't speaking for all women, and I'm also wasn't counting orgasms induced from masturbation. Some women are too fucked up in the head and too self concious to ever achieve an orgasm with their partner.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'd rather have a limpdick than a woman.
:lmao, nice quote

[Sapphire]

:lmao, nice quote
:downspin: glad you enjoyed that!

I am just surprised that there are still these types of issues out there. I'm 42, so yes, women older than me, I would expect the big "O" problems from. But today's women? In this sexually-driven society? I am amazed to hear from a guy your age--I'm assuming early 20's--that there would be a problem among women in your peer group. Wow.

[jman3000]

it's a myth i tells ya.. a myth!

[TheSanityAnnex]

:downspin: glad you enjoyed that!

I am just surprised that there are still these types of issues out there. I'm 42, so yes, women older than me, I would expect the big "O" problems from. But today's women? In this sexually-driven society? I am amazed to hear from a guy your age--I'm assuming early 20's--that there would be a problem among women in your peer group. Wow.

I'm not speaking of women in my peer group, nor speaking of women I personally know. I gather all this info from credible sources such as Vogue, Cosmo, Sex in the City, Grey's Anatomy, Us Weekly, etc.


Seriously though, I've read true stories of some women never being able to have an orgasm because of some esteem related problems. Men don't have this same problem, even TPark has had an orgasm.

[ShoogarBear]

Yes, we don't have 3 minute long commercials during dinnertime regarding women's troubles with the big "O", do we? And anything lasting 4 hours for us is definitely not considered an emergency! :lolIf they made a pill that gave women the Big O, Filene's and Victoria's Secret would declare bankruptcy.

[CuckingFunt]

Some women are too fucked up in the head and too self concious to ever achieve an orgasm with their partner.
Poor things.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Poor things.
I know, its sad.

I should set up a clinic for these women. Men would be able to meet up with them weekly to see if they can finally help them achieve. Being the founder of this clinic would have its perks.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Isn't this what you meant?


Who cares? It's all about sheep.

Just for clarification's sake, of course.......