The Girls I Have Dated - From Craigslist

[dougp]

Check this out - http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/203730169.html

This is some funny stuff, I had to read it on my phone cause of CL ... oh, and it's NOT me.

:wakeup

[dougp]

I really don't know what to say
Either the man has a good memory or can tell some great stories ... either way, it's a good laugh

[easjer]

That is fucked up. I mean, some of it was funny, but if it was real . . . this is fucked up. Whew.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

....

[Melmart1]

I didn't think it was funny,really.. more like pathetic. That dude is fucked in the head.

[MannyIsGod]

Thats more weird than funny.

[MannyIsGod]

Ah fuck. I had my window open as I was reading and didn't see that 3 people had basically said the same thing already. Seriously, I didn't find much of that funny at all. I don't think its made up either, it doesn't strike me as made up one bit. Sad.

[dougp]

If this was performed in a stand up comedy act, you'd be laughing your asses off ...

[Das Texan]

wow.

[MannyIsGod]

If this was performed in a stand up comedy act, you'd be laughing your asses off ...Some of the parts are funny, but for the most part its really fucking dark. Maybe in a different setting it would be funnier, but it doesn't come across as funny for the most part. It comes across as really really regretful and sad.

[dougp]

Some of the parts are funny, but for the most part its really fucking dark. Maybe in a different setting it would be funnier, but it doesn't come across as funny for the most part. It comes across as really really regretful and sad.
There is a lot of comedy gold in there, ranging from the sister comment to busting a nut on the girls face and then her patting his back ... hah

[easjer]

Some of it, yeah, I'd laugh at if it was performed in a stand up comedy act. But other parts - the cheating on girlfrieds (with their friends/roommates), the abusive/degrading way in which he speaks about some of these women, and the clear issues that existed - it's fucked up.

[MannyIsGod]

There is a lot of comedy gold in there, ranging from the sister comment to busting a nut on the girls face and then her patting his back ... hahYeah, but its secondary. It is the depressed guy trying really hard to make a joke so he has an excuse to laugh at something that he doesn't find funny at all. At least thats how I read it.

[dougp]

Yeah, but its secondary. It is the depressed guy trying really hard to make a joke so he has an excuse to laugh at something that he doesn't find funny at all. At least thats how I read it.
I pulled this from Fark - a lot of them seem to think this guy is just ripping off another authors styling just to get a laugh. I don't look at it being serious, though.

[KEDA]

whoa

dudes got issues

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao


I cum on your face and you pat my back saying, "There, there. That's OK. Accidents happen."

[dougp]

You know whats even worse is that people here think its sad and real. He's trying to be funny it lost its luster because its too long. Had it been 10 or 15 entries it would have been a lot funnier.

You know from whining about women to bitching over fucking sniffles and lost PS3's this place is full of gigantic bleeding retarded pussies. Take a joke for a joke dumbasses.
I think I might have to agree with you on this one DRM.

[MannyIsGod]

Do you have a link to where you heard about it on Fark?

[tlongII]

Dude's from Portland?

[dougp]

Do you have a link to where you heard about it on Fark?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2406659

[Phil Hellmuth]

the way girls are attracted to dicks (no pun intended) i wouldn't be suprised this a-hole got those all those chicks and stories.