midgetonadonkey

[Justin Timberlake]

tried to seduce me last time i was in san antonio

[CuckingFunt]

tried to seduce me last time i was in san antonio
What a brute!

[Trainwreck2100]

tried to seduce me last time i was in san antonio

That's what you get for bringing sexy back

[midgetonadonkey]

What do you mean tried? It worked. You swallowed my man seed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit, I don't even think I should joke about that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I finally found a line I shouldn't cross.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like having my own thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

My neighbor has a fat ass. She is an older lady but I wouldn't mind climbing up on that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw her carry a bag of dog food to her house. I found that strangely erotic.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a black mailman. I don't know how I feel about that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a black mailman. I don't know how I feel about that.

I was joking. I'm not racist.

[midgetonadonkey]

Take a picture......the lady with the fat ass not the mailman. Black + mailman = postal with good firearms.

Actually, black + mailman = missing mail

[midgetonadonkey]

Good luck getting your Jet magazine

:pctoss

Dammit, I love my Jet magazine.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've actually never seen one. Is there a special isle I should look for?

I have no idea. I subscribe.

[CuckingFunt]

"Jet" is hard to find in the stores because it's so little. Blends in with the "Soap Opera Digest" too easily.

[Justin Timberlake]

ha ha ha ha he has a black mailman does he wear a mailmans hat

[midgetonadonkey]

ha ha ha ha he has a black mailman does he wear a mailmans hat

No. He wears a do-rag.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder why batman342462436 never posts anymore.

[The New Midge]

I want to apologize to all the African American mailmen and women.

[batman2883]

midge is my friend

[midgetonadonkey]

This shall be my new playground.

[midgetonadonkey]

My cowboy hat wearing days start 8 months and 22 days from today.

[midgetonadonkey]

Like we haven't heard that before.

I mean it this time.

[midgetonadonkey]

midgetonadonkey shall be an entity upon itself and kill what made him known.

[Silver21_Black20]

Yea, yea...go to bed!

[midgetonadonkey]

I work with a Puerto Rican named Pedro. I don't know how I feel about that.

[midgetonadonkey]

The death of the Quattro is stage 38.9 of La Revolicion. Who's with me?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chihuahuakid6gz.gif

[ORION]

Hi I'm new here. Is this a place were we can mec for distance ?

[midgetonadonkey]

We do have meccing distance challenges on Thursdays. My record is 4 1/2 feet.

[Melmart1]

I wonder what squid's is.

[ObiwanGinobili]

So is this the indie rock of SpursTalk... that soon sells out , gets played out and is the new Pop of SpursTalk?

[ShoogarBear]

This thread sucks.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder what squid's is.
25 feet.

That was a fun night...

[ORION]

25 feet.

That was a fun night...
what was the wind condition that day ? Sounds like it caught an updraft

[ORION]

We do have meccing distance challenges on Thursdays. My record is 4 1/2 feet.
one time I mecced on my ear and then some girl used it as hair gel and it made her hair hard .........no wait that didn't happen to me ........

[sa_butta]

what was the wind condition that day ? Sounds like it caught an updraftmaybe ink cuts into the wind better than mec.

[ORION]

maybe ink cuts into the wind better than mec.
well ink does have a higher viscosity .....I think I need to work my yogurt blaster muscles out more

[CuckingFunt]

If there's ever a SpursTalk distance contest, can girls enter? I had an ex that could probably beat everyone.

[sa_butta]

well ink does have a higher viscosity .....I think I need to work my yogurt blaster muscles out moreA grace period would insure victory more is better. This reminds me of a line from a porno... "put on your raincoat."

[sa_butta]

If there's ever a SpursTalk distance contest, can girls enter? I had an ex that could probably beat everyone.prove it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm still waiting on the Spurstalk vulgarity contest.

[midgetonadonkey]

I vomited in the middle of the street last night.

[CuckingFunt]

Viva la midgetonadonkey thread, bitches!

[midgetonadonkey]

CuckingFunt is wise beyond her years.

[CuckingFunt]

CuckingFunt is cold. CuckingFunt should invest in central heat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I sneezed.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is the best movie since Where The Buffalo Roam.

[Silver21_Black20]

The only reason I come in this thread is cause I'm looking for the person that started this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Justin Timberlake is a homo.

[Silver21_Black20]

This thread needs a few pics of Mr. Timberlake.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread needs a few pics of you. :eyebrows

[ShoogarBear]

This thread needs a few pics of Mr. Timberlake.

Here's one:

http://www.ascap.com/playback/2005/spring/images/LanceBass.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Here's one:

http://www.ascap.com/playback/2005/spring/images/LanceBass.jpgAnyone who was surprised when that boy came out is a moron. He looks like Ellen.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

My mom was shocked when she first heard about Johnny Mathis.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a Johnny Mathis?

[CuckingFunt]

Mantis?

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2226/zorak9al9.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

What's a whata?

[ShoogarBear]

wakka wakka wakka

[batman2883]

teddy bear??

[Justin Timberlake]

midget is a fag

[ORION]

I think I saw SB last night at the spurs game

[ShoogarBear]

Which SB?

[Fillmoe]

SB Dunks?

[midgetonadonkey]

My SB?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a new phone. It's black.

[midgetonadonkey]

I shot pool today.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've listened to Operation Ivy's Energy twice today.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's good.

[midgetonadonkey]

I drew a sketch of a man. A man with a smile. He also has ears.

[midgetonadonkey]

Two of them.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I was 8 I saw Top Gun for the first time and then wanted to be a pilot.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never became a pilot.

[midgetonadonkey]

It would be cool to fly though.

[midgetonadonkey]

Break dancing would be cool too.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would be the first to break dance to Tejano music.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can invent a La Charanga break dance.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fandango USA is a very underrated band.

[midgetonadonkey]

In Kingsville there was a dude that called himself the Charanga King. He danced a round a radio at local Grand Openings wearing a bandana around his neck and cowboy boots. He got in an accident at work and lost his leg. He was the Charanga King no longer.

[midgetonadonkey]

That was 8 years back. He's dead now.

[midgetonadonkey]

God killed him.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do people still have the Christmas lights on?

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't they know that offends the Charanga King?

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to see a ghost.

[midgetonadonkey]

Not at my house though. Maybe at work. That might be cool. I can handle seeing it when I'm at work, but if I knew there was a ghost in my house I don't think I could sleep.

[midgetonadonkey]

Unless it was a hot nymphomaniac ghost with no gag reflex.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who invented the coffee table?

[midgetonadonkey]

Coffee tables found their way into the West from the Ottoman Empire, where they were a common fixture in tea gardens and other places where coffee was served. They became especially common after the Battle of Vienna in 1683.

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you Wikipedia.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when I wondered stuff but didn't have access to the answers without a trip to the library two towns over. Those times sucked.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder shit all the time. For example, I wonder why a dog can't get a cat pregnant. They both have eggs and sperm. It just seems like it would be cool.

[midgetonadonkey]

My dog humped my shirt the other night.

[midgetonadonkey]

It was last night.

[midgetonadonkey]

If reincarnation is the truth, my dog was a serial rapist in his past life.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have to work Friday morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I need a second job. How can I make money from being vulgar? Somebody tell me how.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't hear out of my right ear. I think I may be coming down with what Helen Keller had.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have the greatest desktop picture ever.

[Fillmoe]

midge is on that bullshit again

[midgetonadonkey]

Suck my taint white boy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Pinche gabacho.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge was very talkative today.

[Marklar MM]

This thread blows.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread blows.

I agree.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread blows.But does it have a gag reflex?

[Marklar MM]

Obviously not.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread is the new Real Women.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I think I need a second job. How can I make money from being vulgar? Somebody tell me how.

If a complete asshat like Larry King could make a living writing a column of totally mindless, inane, psychobabbling observations, surely midge could do the same.
Granted, midge's contributions would be far more entertaining.......

[JFK]

If a complete asshat like Larry King could make a living writing a column of totally mindless, inane, psychobabbling observations, surely midge could do the same.
Granted, midge's contributions would be far more entertaining.......



No kidding? Plugging Welch's Grape Juice and Garlique! Larry King is an old irrelevant Douche

[TheSanityAnnex]

Midge- Reggae

Check out this song on Itunes. Amazon doesn't have the song preview, but here is the link.....

http://www.amazon.com/RUN-Selasee-Atiase/dp/B000EHRGPG/ref=pd_rhf_p_1/105-4761758-7686026

Artist: Selasse Atiase
Song: Run

[ORION]

I am so F-ing bored. What should I do ? besides go look at boobs

[midgetonadonkey]

Burn some mecco.

[ORION]

Burn some mecco.
I'm on E right now , but I just got back from my boob viewing rounds and you would not believe the wonders that I have seen.

[midgetonadonkey]

Somebody is honking. I don't think it's for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope. It's not for me.

[midgetonadonkey]

I love when the crust of a chicken pot pie gets a little burned.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a haircut yesterday.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you cut all of your hair? :eyebrows

[Squid]

Where the fuck have I been you ask? Inking on bitches I said.

[tlongII]

Where the fuck have I been you ask? Inking on bitches I said.

You should go get yourself some octo-pie.