KFED Threatening to release sex tape!

[PakiDan]

... If Britney doesn't caugh up $50 million. Ordinarily I would say this is dispicable... but... I HOPE TO GOD BRITNEY DOESN'T PAY. I WILL PAY MONEY FOR THAT TAPE!

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

Old news.

[Fillmoe]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009WPKY0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Louie Vega]

... If Britney doesn't caugh up $50 million. Ordinarily I would say this is dispicable... but... I HOPE TO GOD BRITNEY DOESN'T PAY. I WILL PAY MONEY FOR THAT TAPE!


I think that 50 mill. is a jumping off point for negotiations. He will eventually settle for less then half of that. Which would be a hell of alot better then the 300,000 he is supposed to recieve due to the pre nup.. The person who made Britney stick to that pre nup was fired right after the wedding. But was rehired this week after Britney realized how much money she could have lost on this marriage. I hope the tape leaks out somehow. It will be more lucrative then Paris Hilton / Pam & Tommy combined.

[PakiDan]

I'm sorry, I've been out in the world doing productive shit. Little behind in posting.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm sorry, I've been out in the world doing productive shit. Little behind in posting.

I just laughed because I think this is the third time in the last few days.

BTW, what have you done that's so productive lately?:)

[odoyle1]

there was time and place i would wanna watch brithey spears get sexed



but, i am not into her anymore

id be more into watching kfed!

[Louie Vega]

I would trade my left testicle for this sex tape.


I value my love mayonnaise to much to do that!

[CharlieMac]

I just laughed because I think this is the third time in the last few days.

BTW, what have you done that's so productive lately?:)

He's been out threatening Doug Flutie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

id be more into watching kfed!

Eight hours and this statement has gone untouched by STers?

For shame.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I was scrolling down and saw this thread at the bottom edge of the page. At first glance I thought it said KEDA threatening to release a sex tape.

[The New Midge]

It is horrible what he is doing. Making a tape like that is a very intimate and personal thing and should not be used to extort her for money. Shame on him.

[SpursWoman]

I was scrolling down and saw this thread at the bottom edge of the page. At first glance I thought it said KEDA threatening to release a sex tape.


Me, too! :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

I thought a portion of that sex tape was already on PornTube??

I don;t think it;s authentic tho, the girl does look like brittney.

[1369]

I thought a portion of that sex tape was already on PornTube??

I don;t think it;s authentic tho, the girl does look like brittney.

Obi trolling for Britney porn?





Nice.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

dude there was a semi-direct link to it on pinksithenewblog. how could I *not* look? complete story and all that. :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was scrolling down and saw this thread at the bottom edge of the page. At first glance I thought it said KEDA threatening to release a sex tape.

http://static.flickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730_m.jpg

[samikeyp]

Damn Blaze. KEDA is at this moment buying new pins for his JB voodoo doll! :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was scrolling down and saw this thread at the bottom edge of the page. At first glance I thought it said KEDA threatening to release a sex tape.

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1852/donotwant1tf4.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn Blaze. KEDA is at this moment buying new pins for his JB voodoo doll! :lol

http://www.officedepot.com/pictures/SK/MD/588313_sk_md.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Blaze is on fire.

[TDMVPDPOY]

you guys do realize this douchebag sold more albums than ron artest hahaha

[ObiwanGinobili]

you guys do realize this douchebag sold more albums than ron artest hahaha


4000 of them were pre-bought by his produciton comoany as give aways.

so really he only sold 2000 to the general public.

[1369]

Brit should dump it on the net for free and fuck him out of the cash.

[midgetonadonkey]

When it's released it will only help her career.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Brit should dump it on the net for free and fuck him out of the cash.

thats what she is doing with the baby pictures of Jayden.
giving them away for free- that way it screws FED-EX out of 1/2 the profit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

you guys do realize this douchebag sold more albums than ron artest hahaha

You realize if I had a choice between having Ron Artest, Kevin Federline and you over for Thanksgiving dinner, these would be my choices.

1. Ron Artest
2. Kevin Federline
3. Suicide
4. TDMVPDPOY

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Damn, JB is taking no prisoners this morning.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

Blaze is on fire.Blaze:KEDA :: Kobe:Mavs

[Spurfect]

i heard he is getting offers from some video company of 50million..or he wants 30 million from britney and full custody of both kids

I think the full custody of the kids thing is a complete JOKE!!! Does he really think anyone would award him custody of those kids? He didn't even do that for his first set of kids. I read that he has only spent 4 days with the new baby since it was born (he's now a few months old)... he has no credibility whatsoever

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

i heard he is getting offers from some video company of 50million..or he wants 30 million from britney and full custody of both kids

That's some father of the year shit right there. If it's true I hope it comes up in the custody hearing. "Listen dawg, uh, I mean, yo onna. It wuzzint like I wuz blackmailin' her, yo. It's like I wuz willin' to give up 20 mil fo my babies."

[ashbeeigh]

I was completely unaware of this sex tape thing. What a fucking douche.

[SpursWoman]

I think the full custody of the kids thing is a complete JOKE!!! Does he really think anyone would award him custody of those kids? He didn't even do that for his first set of kids. I read that he has only spent 4 days with the new baby since it was born (he's now a few months old)... he has no credibility whatsoever


He wants the child support she'd have to pay him to go with it ... I doubt it has anything to do with the children.

[1369]

Read a deal on CNN wher they interviewed the gal he knocked up and split on when he hooked up with Brit and she said he was paying for their private schools (very expensive she said).

But he's still a leaching piece of shit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Read a deal on CNN wher they interviewed the gal he knocked up and split on when he hooked up with Brit and she said he was paying for their private schools (very expensive she said).

Pretty easy to figure out who the cash cow was/is who was funding that.
Uberwigger needs to keep that gravy train on the tracks somehow.

[ObiwanGinobili]

yeah, FedEx pays for the privete school for his 2 older children- but no child support.

you *know* brit was paying for that school. I bet noe he can;t pay for the school and Shar hits him up for child support.

the idea of KFED getting custody of those kids is complete fantasy. I doubt he evne gets joint custody.

[TheQuattro]

I would trade my left testicle for this sex tape.

I figured you'd want to trade tapes and compare penis sizes.

[SpursWoman]

Brit should dump it on the net for free and fuck him out of the cash.


:tu :tu


Like I would trust him not to let it leak anyway after giving him all of that money.

[Good 'N Plenty]

I don't really see what the big deal is for Britney. Its not like a sex tape hurt Pamela or Paris's careers anyway and they both sucked.

[Borosai]

If that tape truly exists, it will get out anyway, whether she pays or not. She might as well let him do it, and take half the profits...screw him some more. By the way, his name shouldn't be FedEx or whatever the fuck it is...it should be Craftsman for being such a motherfucking tool.

[Trainwreck2100]

I was completely unaware of this sex tape thing. What a fucking douche.


First off he's always been a douche, secondly I applaud any man who sticks it to a rich bitch who thinks she can just file papers and keep all her shit. She's not a guy she can't get away with stuff like that. Besides she's the idiot who dated the asshole to begin with so now sh should learn the price of stupidity.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Did someone say sex tape?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did someone say sex tape?

You should lowball K-Fed and get some money while he's deliberating.

[SpursWoman]

First off he's always been a douche, secondly I applaud any man who sticks it to a rich bitch who thinks she can just file papers and keep all her shit. She's not a guy she can't get away with stuff like that. Besides she's the idiot who dated the asshole to begin with so now sh should learn the price of stupidity.


So let's say you made a gajillion dollars from making animated Photoshops, then met a dumb-ass floozie that never bathed and married her because that meant you finally get some pussy. Then one day the novelty wears off and you finally got tired of her stench and wanted to divorce her ... you'd be happy giving her 1/2 of your gajillion dollars? That you, alone, earned?


That's not a gender issue ... most normal people would have a problem with that.

[Trainwreck2100]

So let's say you made a gajillion dollars from making animated Photoshops, then met a dumb-ass floozie that never bathed and married her because that meant you finally get some pussy. Then one day the novelty wears off and you finally got tired of her stench and wanted to divorce her ... you'd be happy giving her 1/2 of your gajillion dollars? That you, alone, earned?


That's not a gender issue ... most normal people would have a problem with that.


Here's the thing if I had an iron clad pre nup I'd be sure to include some clause about a sex tape, her stupidity for making the damn thing more than warrants whatever loss she incures. And since I'm a guy I woudn't care if my wang was all over the net.

[PakiDan]

I just laughed because I think this is the third time in the last few days.

BTW, what have you done that's so productive lately?:)

I was just trying to sound important... I really havn't done crap. DAMN YOU KORI!!!!! :spin

[PakiDan]

I was completely unaware of this sex tape thing. What a fucking douche.

JUSTIFIED

[Spurminator]

Brit should dump it on the net for free and fuck him out of the cash.


Agreed. Everybody wins!

[ALVAREZ6]

I would trade my left testicle for this sex tape.
Why?

A left testicle is much more valuable than 1 sex tape. When you actually use hte sex tape, you will only have half the pleasure as well.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't really see what the big deal is for Britney. Its not like a sex tape hurt Pamela or Paris's careers anyway and they both sucked.I'm going to give you the benefit and say you really meant this this way it came out. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

SPEARS TO LEAK HER OWN SEX TAPE?

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/spears%20to%20leak%20her%20own%20sex%20tape_101421 7

BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with KEVIN FEDERLINE in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant DAVID HANS SCHMIDT has already offered $100 million (GBP55 million) to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the TOXIC singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante NYLA PRICE tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

[SpursWoman]

Well, since it's going to get out regardless of how much and/or who she'd pay off ... she might as well do it and not have to pay that fucker any money. That's what'd I'd do. :tu

[Spurminator]

See, Britney's not so dumb after all...

[KEDA]

Blaze is just pissed because I actually have a chance to make a sex tape with my girlfriend.

Im sure that a video of Blaze polishing off the old one eyed chopstick would be a big seller at the Megaplexx!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

KEDA TO LEAK HIS OWN SEX TAPE?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=117

BILLY is reportedly marketing his own sex tape in an effort to cash in on confusion with Kevin Federline - better known as K-FED. The raunchy four-minute DVD is commanding upwards of $14(US) on the redneck market. When asked about the DVD, BILLY responded, "You think this Office Depot job buys me lunch? It doesn't, but best believe I'm not settling for less than $16." The manager of Office Depot went on to say the film's performance was "by far the longest I've ever gone" and that "(he) couldn't walk straight for a week" after the video short was created in the backseat of a Ford Festiva.

[KEDA]

better then the 円10 you got paid for the solo session back in old Tokyo

[KEDA]

also I pride myself in my stamina, I feel as if it is a bull ride, if you can stay on longer then 8 seconds you get a special reward!

why do you think Meg is always smiling?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

why do you think Meg is always smiling?

Because she has an

http://www.bargainbetty.com/images/categories/category-Shop_Office_Depot_Now815548366.gif

http://www.california-blue.jp/ITMP/img/MP15033.jpg

?

[KEDA]

Because she has an

http://www.bargainbetty.com/images/categories/category-Shop_Office_Depot_Now815548366.gif

http://www.california-blue.jp/ITMP/img/MP15033.jpg

?


:lmao


dont forget I bowl too!!!

[KEDA]

and I think you need to emphasize the fact that not only am I a sugar daddy, Im a DELICIOUS sugar daddy at that!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://festivaticker.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/festiva1.jpg

http://www.realsaltlake.org/forums/images/smilies/whistle.gif

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

and I think you need to emphasize the fact that not only am I a sugar daddy, Im a DELICIOUS sugar daddy at that!

Dear Lord no.

[KEDA]

http://festivaticker.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/festiva1.jpg

http://www.realsaltlake.org/forums/images/smilies/whistle.gif


I have been called TRIPOD before!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I have been called TRIPOD before!!!

http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US/images/products/6998/6998591_sa.jpg

Scale 1:1 (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=6998591&st=mini+tripod&type=product&id=1099391932573)

[KEDA]

when my legs get tired, I can just lean forward!!!

[SpursWoman]

I have been called TRIPOD before!!!


D'oh! :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

when my legs get tired, I can just lean forward!!!

I would imagine there's a lot of leaning pushing that old clunker to the mechanic shop daily.

[KEDA]

nah, I just sling it over my shoulder

or tie it around my waist.

[KEDA]

ok, enough about me

lets get back to the topic at hand


I hope Britney releases that sextape for free so we can watch White Trash Wonderboy (KFED) go away once and for all.

[ShoogarBear]

Just so long as she doesn't release the one she did with me.

[LuvBones]

Sweet.

[E20]

I hope it gets released.

[CubanMustGo]

Well, since it's going to get out regardless of how much and/or who she'd pay off ... she might as well do it and not have to pay that fucker any money. That's what'd I'd do. :tu

Hell, she ought to sell it and get the money K-Fried would have gotten. That would really piss him off. :dizzy

[SpursWoman]

Hell, she ought to sell it and get the money K-Fried would have gotten. That would really piss him off. :dizzy


OOoooooooo! Even better! That'd be awesome. :lol

[SpursWoman]

No sex tape? (http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/21/there-is-no-sex-tape/)

[AlamoSpursFan]

No sex tape? (http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/21/there-is-no-sex-tape/)

The title of MY tape...

:lmao