How I spent my Friday night

[tlongII]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tiffany.jpg

:smokin

[1369]

Taking pics of some gal on a motel room sink countertop?

[Kori Ellis]

Nice hooker shoes. Nothing like clear heels.

[1369]

You really want to see a nekkid Tlong with a polariod camera reflected in the Motel 6 mirror?

[ChumpDumper]

You hired a stripper to go to your room at the Super 8.

Nifty.

[1369]

The way he left the luggage valet and the ironing board/iron in the pic lends an air of non-permanance to the whole image, don't you think?

[midgetonadonkey]

That's how I spent my Saturday night.

[1369]

That's how I spent my Saturday night.

Wearing fuck me pumps and having TLong take your pic?

[midgetonadonkey]

Wearing fuck me pumps and having TLong take your pic?

Actually I was bare footed.

[CuckingFunt]

Those aren't "fuck me" pumps.

Those are "take me to the hospital after I spoil the mood by rolling an ankle, falling down and busting my ass" pumps.

[tlongII]

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

whens the video being release?? :D:D:D

[Jimcs50]

You finally called my niece, huh?

[SpursWoman]

Nice hooker shoes. Nothing like clear heels.


I was actually looking to see if there were goldfish in them. :lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Did she ask about why she had to put on a sheep costume?

[PM5K]

That's how I spent my THURSDAY night....

[ChumpDumper]

Are you going to post pictures of the free clinic next week?

[Pistons < Spurs]

Here's his other photos from Friday.....

http://www.giveagift.nl/ProdImages/50021755Sheep.jpg

http://www.ccrepair.net/noq/images/response/hit_it_sheep.jpg

http://www.luclin.org/files/sollix/sheep.jpg

http://rjr10036.typepad.com/proceed_at_your_own_risk/images/amish_sheep_fucker.jpg

:lol :lol

[tlongII]

She's actually a student at the Portland Art Institute.

[1369]

She's actually a student at the Portland Art Institute.

Dear Penthouse Letters...

[Jimcs50]

She's actually a student at the Portland Art Institute.



So stripping is an art form then?

[1369]

So stripping is an art form then?

Certainly

Sincerely,
Dita Von Tesse

[CuckingFunt]

Certainly

Sincerely,
Dita Von Tesse
That's burlesque, not stripping.

You can tell it's art because the name is French.

[tlongII]

So stripping is an art form then?

fashion design

[CuckingFunt]

Someone wearing shoes like that is studying fashion design?

[1369]

That's burlesque, not stripping.

You can tell it's art because the name is French.


With its origins in nineteenth century music hall entertainments and vaudeville, in the early twentieth century Burlesque emerged as a populist blend of satire, performance art and adult entertainment, that featured strip tease and broad comedy acts that derived their name from the low comedy aspects of the literary genre known as burlesque.

Q.E.D.

[mikejones99]

Porkland, Oregon has a few nice girls i see.

[CuckingFunt]

Good lord. Can't even make a joke these days without someone shoving Wikipedia down your throat.

[1369]

Good lord. Can't even make a joke these days without someone shoving Wikipedia down your throat.

Guess then I shouldn't go into the origins of the word coming from Spanish, Vulgar Latin and a dimuinative of Late Latin? :downspin:

[CuckingFunt]

Guess then I shouldn't go into the origins of the word coming from Spanish, Vulgar Latin and a dimuinative of Late Latin? :downspin:
Be my guest.

[tlongII]

Someone wearing shoes like that is studying fashion design?

Looks fashionable to me. :eyebrows

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I didn't even notice that she was wearing shoes.

[1369]

Be my guest.

Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were bored at work. Try making stick figure flip card animation of your boss being assaulted by a rhino. Helps me pass the time.

But, I digress;


American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source bur·lesque (br-lsk) Pronunciation Key
n.
A literary or dramatic work that ridicules a subject either by presenting a solemn subject in an undignified style or an inconsequential subject in a dignified style. See Synonyms at caricature.
A ludicrous or mocking imitation; a travesty: The antics of the defense attorneys turned the trial into a burlesque of justice.
A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

v. bur·lesqued, bur·lesqu·ing, bur·lesques
v. tr.
To imitate mockingly or humorously: “always bringing junk... home, as if he were burlesquing his role as provider” (John Updike).

v. intr.
To use the methods or techniques of burlesque.


[From French, comical, from Italian burlesco, from burla, joke, probably from Spanish, from Vulgar Latin *burrula, diminutive of Late Latin burrae, nonsense, from burra, wool.]
bur·lesque adj.
bur·lesquely adv.
bur·lesquer n.

The whole wool thing helps fulfill the TlongII thread requirements.

[Johnny Cakes]

Doesn't do it for me...

[Jimcs50]

fashion design


For Fredericks of Hollywood?

[CuckingFunt]

Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you were bored at work. Try making stick figure flip card animation of your boss being assaulted by a rhino. Helps me pass the time.

Have actually had a few silly little things come up, so I'm now moderately annoyed at work. Luckily I've got some errands to run and will have a legitimate reason to leave for an hour or two.


The whole wool thing helps fulfill the TlongII thread requirements.

Well, then, you managed to kill two birds.

[easjer]

The setting is what really makes the photo for me. Clear heels on the hotel bathroom countertop with luggage rack artfully displayed in back. Very nice touch, tlong.

[ChumpDumper]

The empty hangers connote man's inhumanity to man.

And the laminate vanity connotes tlong's being a cheap john.

I'll give her this, she's smart not to be on the bed, they never wash the comforters at Econo Lodge.

[SpursWoman]

:lol :rollin

[easjer]

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's how I spent my Friday morning...except I actually fucked her.

[spurs=bling]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/ALL2590/zrandolph.jpg

Damn tlong you got him to go with you after the game????

[timvp]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/ALL2590/zrandolph.jpg

Damn tlong you got him to go with you after the game????

:lol Nice one.

That reminds me of a mouse photoshop circa 2002.

[ALVAREZ6]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tiffany.jpg

:smokin
Jerking off?

[Marklar MM]

We need more pictures to fully evaluate the situation.

[spurs=bling]

:lol Nice one.

That reminds me of a mouse photoshop circa 2002.
I try.

[2Blonde]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tiffany.jpg

:smokin
I especially like the classy touch of leaving the tag showing through over the left butt cheek. It seems to to add a certain air of I shop at walmart to the whole photo shoot. :tu

[ChumpDumper]

tlong told her to leave the tag on so he could spray some Febreeze on the outfit and try to return it.

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think I can add anything. This thread is all used up.

Like the box of tissues in front of tlong's computer.