Heat = Worst Defending Champs Ever?

[ShoogarBear]

Holy crap. The Bulls at least had an excuse.

:blah

[SpurForLife]

I agree!!!

[HeatOwnzNba]

They'll turn it around, it's still early in the season and when they win
the championship again, all you haterz are gonna have to bow down
and kiss my ass.

[PaceMonster]

why because eddy curry owned alonzo mouning...yall have 2 just get it through you head that the heat will fuck around in the season and own the playoffss....i dont give a fuck who we lost to and by how much....wen they heat want to play, they will.

[TDMVPDPOY]

one hit wonders?

[ShoogarBear]

Well, I guess it's nice that Heat fans are beyond embarrassment.

You guys do understand that you just lost . . . to the Knicks . . . by a zillion points . . . at home?

[1Parker1]

Well, I guess it's nice that Heat fans are beyond embarrassment.

You guys do understand that you just lost . . . to the Knicks . . . by a zillion points . . . at home?

:lol Normally, I'd agree, but bad timing with that post.

You do understand that the Spurs just lost. . .to the Bobcats. . . in OT. . . at home?

[ShoogarBear]

No, the Spurs just beat the Bulls . . . who bent the Heat over on Ring Night.

Spurs are 2-0 against the Knicks.

Spurs are 7-2 on the year in the West.
Heat are 3-5 in the NBDL.

Heat are being outscored by an average of 10 points per game.

Heat have lost three home games by > 20 points.

And the Heat are defending NBA champs (i.e., "best in the league").

[#1 stunna]

y u guyz gotta hate on da heat

[Extra Stout]

The 1969-70 Celtics sucked.

Bill Russell retired prior to that season. Shaq pretty much has too.

[Fillmoe]

y u guyz gotta hate on da heat


greatest sig ever!

[Leetonidas]

lol, Heat suxx0rz.

[Spurminator]

It makes sense that the worst Champs ever would be the worst defending Champs.

[Texas_Ranger]

Its nice to be a Heat fan. :lol

[HeatOwnzNba]

You silly hicks, don't you realize that the heat winning the championship will
be remembered waaaay more than anything the spurs ever did? All three finals
the spurs were in were totally boring and nobody watched them.

[Marklar MM]

You silly hicks, don't you realize that the heat winning the championship will
be remembered waaaay more than anything the spurs ever did? All three finals
the spurs were in were totally boring and nobody watched them.

I didn't watch the Miami/Dallas Finals. I considered them boring.

[Extra Stout]

You silly hicks, don't you realize that the heat winning the championship will
be remembered waaaay more than anything the spurs ever did? All three finals
the spurs were in were totally boring and nobody watched them.
Nobody watched yours either.

[HeatOwnzNba]

I didn't watch the Miami/Dallas Finals. I considered them boring.

Of course you didn't watch cuz the heat whooped your
team and you felt bitter.

[Marklar MM]

Of course you didn't watch cuz the heat whooped your
team and you felt bitter.

If someone on the Pistons could get the calls Wade gets, it wouldn't be as gay. Cuz we all know that Wade gets every phantom call going his way.

[HeatOwnzNba]

If someone on the Pistons could get the calls Wade gets, it wouldn't be as gay. Cuz we all know that Wade gets every phantom call going his way.

Even if he does get phantom calls, you can't blame the NBA and it's fans
for not wanting to see the boring ass pistons, spurs, or mavericks win.

[dallaskd]

blah...blah...blah

[FromWayDowntown]

I really watch NBA basketball just for the opportunity to see Dwayne Wade shoot free throws. As far as I'm concerned, the league should just give Wade 50 free throws every night and I'll be good.

Plus, the paragon of entertainment, without a doubt, is watching a team that has the title in its hands implode and then give up.

The NBA would be best if it polled all fans to see which team they want to win, and then make things happen to ensure that team wins. Popularity is far more significant than playing good basketball.

That's what NBA basketball is all about. It's FAN-tastic!

[baseline bum]

Miami won that title because Wade got on an ungodly hot streak for the final two rounds of the playoffs. It'll take even more from him for them to win it again with the way Shaq is falling off and another year of wear and tear on Mourning and Payton also. Still, those final two rounds were amazing last year, and even though I hate the Heat as long as Shaq is still there, I gotta give props to them for handing Dallas what might be the most humiliating Finals loss in NBA history. :lol

[HeatOwnzNba]

blah...blah...blah

yes, that's exactly what the NBA and it's fans think
of the above mentioned teams.

[Marklar MM]

yes, that's exactly what the NBA and it's fans think
of the above mentioned teams.

No one cares about Miami winning. I am sorry. Only Stern and Miami fans.

[FromWayDowntown]

and Miami fans.

Are there really Miami fans? Before the middle of the 2003-04 season, if there were such people, they seem fairly unanimous in their choice to masquarade as those hideously colored empty seats in the AAA.

[Leetonidas]

yes, that's exactly what the NBA and it's fans think
of the above mentioned teams.

Not really. The Spurs-Mavericks series was the highlight of last year. The Heat fucking suck donkey chode. And I was rooting for them too because I hate Dallas, but really, Miami fucking sucks and Dallas seriously got jipped out of the title.

[DirkAB]

Nobody watched yours either.


The ratings were up last year, but I guess that isn't saying much because they were up from a few of the worst rated Finals in the history of the NBA. Somebody was watching, but it may not have been Piston and Spurs fans. IMO, it was the best playoffs in years, and the best finals.

[dirk4mvp]

Are there really Miami fans? Before the middle of the 2003-04 season, if there were such people, they seem fairly unanimous in their choice to masquarade as those hideously colored empty seats in the AAA.


:lmao




15 Strong!! :lmao

[dave]

only reason the heat won was because the mavs were stupid and fucked up

[Heat_Fan]

only reason the heat won was because the mavs were stupid and fucked up


no way men. wade jus too good to be stopd!


btw, are r u a raptor fan? :lmao

[dave]

no, im a knicks fan

[Dex]

I like this season because it is a complete affirmation that last season's Finals was a fucking fluke. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

15 Strong!! :lmao:lmao :lmao

[DirkAB]

I like this season because it is a complete affirmation that last season's Finals was a fucking fluke. :lol


Whatever makes you feel like last season doesn't count, obviously last season still stings.

[PaceMonster]

:lmao :lmao

for real if i was a spurs fan id be embarassed being taken to six games by a kings team that barely got to the playoffs....i wouldnt be surprised if the kings took them out this year....ive been a heat fan since i could watch basketball and all i have to say is that they are struggling now but lord have mercey on the team that plays them in the playoffs....the nets, pistons, and mavs all found that out...you should kno regular season is a joke for the heat...look at last year results....

Vs Mavs(0-2)....finals 4-2(with opposing team homecourt)
Vs Nets(1-3).....playoffs 4-1
Vs Pistons(1-3).....Playoffs 4-2(with opposing team homecourt)

[PerforatedNeckline]

PaceMonster, do you think shaq will be able to equal last year's mediocre 9 rebounds per game while lazily rolling around the court in a motorized wheelchair?

[FromWayDowntown]

for real if i was a spurs fan id be embarassed being taken to six games by a kings team that barely got to the playoffs....

Wait -- so being taken to 6 games by a Kings team that won 44 games last year is embarrassing, but being taken to 6 games by a Bulls team that finished .500 and had 3 fewer wins than the Kings did is a badge of honor?


ive been a heat fan since i could watch basketball

You've been able to watch basketball since about 3 years ago?

[REDLION#23]

shut up u noobs everyone nos that miami is teh suck gayness and have old jewish people! suck suck faggets! :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant

[trueD]

Vs Mavs(0-2)....finals 4-2(with opposing team homecourt)
Vs Nets(1-3).....playoffs 4-1
Vs Pistons(1-3).....Playoffs 4-2(with opposing team homecourt)

^^^ Yawn, proved to be the most boring series' in the PO's last year^^^

Hey, I called the Heat to win it all last year before the season started and was rooting against the Mav's, but damn. Pistons vs. Cav's was a MUCH better series, as was Suns vs. Clips. Hell, even the Nets vs. Indiana was more special, as was Spurs vs. Kings.

Scoreboard doesn't lie, but it can still be boring.

[ShoogarBear]

You've been able to watch basketball since about 3 years ago?'Lecticity comes to the Everglades.

[mavsfan1000]

Miami is proving right now that last season was a fluke. Stern had to hand pick his refs to get Shaq and Wade their championship. Not even the refs will be able to bring this sorry old piece of shit team back to the finals.

[PaceMonster]

Wait -- so being taken to 6 games by a Kings team that won 44 games last year is embarrassing, but being taken to 6 games by a Bulls team that finished .500 and had 3 fewer wins than the Kings did is a badge of honor?



You've been able to watch basketball since about 3 years ago?


its gets Xed out because we won the title while u lost to the mavs with homecourt

[PaceMonster]

and usually when ur from a city thats the team u root for and im from miami and i root for the heat so how does that make me a bandwagon fan...i kno more than 3/4 or the heat fans and i dont care if they win or lose im always with them

[dknights411]

You silly hicks, don't you realize that the heat winning the championship will
be remembered waaaay more than anything the spurs ever did? All three finals
the spurs were in were totally boring and nobody watched them.

Wait, Miami won the title last year?

[Marklar MM]

Wait, Miami won the title last year?

*Ref help

[Leetonidas]

Wait, Miami won* the title last year?

Fixed.

[dirk4mvp]

Fixed.


"I'm a NBA ref, and I aprpove this message."

http://www.nba.com/media/grizzlies/ref-delaney-051005.jpg

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Wait, Miami won the title last year?

Worst fluke champ ever.

[lefty]

HEat won last year ; they'll wait another ten years before it happens again, especially with Cleveland having a promising future

[trueD]

Whoa, there is a God.

Miami beat Atlanta and Portland beat NJ?

Dayum!

[trueD]

Miami beat Atlanta
In O.T.? :lol

World Champion MVP with 37/7/9, he and Haslem (21/17/3) played all but 4 minutes of the 52. Good thing.

[John_Salley]

Worst fluke champ ever.

our guys were kind of a fluke too, they only won one championship.

[Marklar MM]

our guys were kind of a fluke too, they only won one championship.

They lost in game 7 the next year in the final quarter with shoddy coaching decisions and Tim Duncan being Tim Duncan.

[G-Money]

our guys were kind of a fluke too, they only won one championship.

No, they were 5 mintues away from repeating. Going back to back finals and getting a championship and almost repeating is not a fluke.

[PaceMonster]

^so give the heat a chance to come baq and almost repeat be4 u talk all this shit

[John_Salley]

No, they were 5 mintues away from repeating. Going back to back finals and getting a championship and almost repeating is not a fluke.

meh, one championship is still one championship.

[Marklar MM]

By your def John Salley the Fake, every Spurs championship is a fluke because they could not win the next year.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

By your def John Salley the Fake, every Spurs championship is a fluke because they could not win the next year.

John is actually right on this one. Stern sent the repo men out for the Spurs O'Brien trophies when they didn't repeat.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

our guys were kind of a fluke too, they only won one championship.

This jackoff is a heat troll.

[John_Salley]

This jackoff is a heat troll.

stop being such a meanie! everyone knows our team was a fluke
and we all just wanna take rip's cock in our ass.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Great gay fake piston troll.

[John_Salley]

Great gay fake piston troll.

stop calling me a fake! all i'm doing is following the homosexual code
of the piston fan. You shouldn't be threatened though, you're waaay
more gay than i can ever hope to be.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

stop calling me a fake! all i'm doing is following the homosexual code
of the piston fan. You shouldn't be threatened though, you're waaay
more gay than i can ever hope to be.

Wow heat fans must be so proud to have a new leader. :drunk

[John_Salley]

Wow heat fans must be so proud to have a new leader. :drunk

I can't stand the heat! our guys are the only ones i'd ever
have an orgy with.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I can't stand the heat! our guys are the only ones i'd ever
have an orgy with.

Only a dumb heat fan would come up with fake gay piston fan.

[John_Salley]

Only a dumb heat fan would come up with fake gay piston fan.

Stop it! you're gonna make me cry even more than i did when
the heat whooped our ass last season.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Stop it! you're gonna make me cry even more than i did when
the heat whooped our ass last season.

:clap nice try troll.

[John_Salley]

:clap nice try troll.
waaaaaah! i'm remembering wade's 34 ppg.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

waaaaaah! i'm remembering wade's 34 ppg.

It might make you feel better if you think about the crappy knicks giving the heat an ass kickin on their on court the other day. :lol

[freedom&justice]

stop being such a meanie! everyone knows our team was a fluke
and we all just wanna take rip's cock in our ass.

:vomit:
You are soooo gay it's not even funny. Heat fan trolls suck.

[Brutalis]

i said they was the weakest champs ever to begin with.

[v2freak]

Recall that the 03-04 Spurs had an abysmal 9-10 start to the season, but they still pulled it all together at the end for a fine playoff run. It's truly too early to be deciding anything

[ShoogarBear]

The 03-04 Spurs were a completely different team from the one that won the championship the previous year. Robinson, Kerr, and Ferry were gone and Rasho and Hedo were there. If you remember, Pop didn't even allow them to use the words "Defending Champs" in introductions or on the web site.

These Heat are bringing everyone back from last year.

[whottt]

Whatever...I am just glad they won instead of the Mavs. It's about time Shaq did something worthwhile.

[DirkAB]

They lost in game 7 the next year in the final quarter with shoddy coaching decisions and Tim Duncan being Tim Duncan.

Shit, the Pistons were lucky to even get to the finals that year, if it weren't for Shaq and Wade injuries in the playoffs they would have watched that Finals on the couch at home.

[JamStone]

stop calling me a fake! all i'm doing is following the homosexual code
of the piston fan. You shouldn't be threatened though, you're waaay
more gay than i can ever hope to be.


LMAO!

I thought Redlion was banned from SpursTalk.

[dknights411]

I can't stand the heat! our guys are the only ones i'd ever
have an orgy with.

I don't know weather to throw up or laugh my ass off.

No wait, actually i do know...

:lmao :lmao :downspin:

What a moron!

[THE Dr. Evil]

The Heat "lucky" to win the Championship last year. They faced a Piston with injuries to 3 of their top 5 players. If the Pistons were healthy, they would have swept the Heat on their way to their 2nd championship in 3 years. The Heat are WAY OVERRATED!!!

[HeatOwnzNba]

The Heat "lucky" to win the Championship last year. They faced a Piston with injuries to 3 of their top 5 players. If the Pistons were healthy, they would have swept the Heat on their way to their 2nd championship in 3 years. The Heat are WAY OVERRATED!!!

The pistons have just been lucky they've played in a weak eastern
conference. The only team they've had to worry about the last
few seasons is the heat and if the heat would have been healthy
in 2005 they would have beaten them back then too. The pistons
are the most overrated team EVER!!!!!!!!

[THE Dr. Evil]

LOL...I knew I would get one of you losers to bite. I wrote that because that is the only way you admit losing back in 2005. To funny. Injuries are part of basketball...GET OVER IT! LOL! Still, the Heat are the worst NBA Champions since the 79 Sonics.

[HeatOwnzNba]

LOL...I knew I would get one of you losers to bite. I wrote that because that is the only way you admit losing back in 2005. To funny. Injuries are part of basketball...GET OVER IT! LOL! Still, the Heat are the worst NBA Champions since the 79 Sonics.

It's still early in the season and the pissed-ons only won like two more
games than the heat when they got lucky in 2004.

[HeatChamps]

Ha dare you say da heat the worst? Wade owns all and Shaq is big diesel. We coming for da repeta.

[THE Dr. Evil]

I can't wait for that to happen. LOL! You guys have no idea how hard it is to repeat.

[DarkReign]

/thread

Why does every thread involving the word "Heat" devolve into troll-bullshit?

[#1 stunna]

i bet u u guys wont make the ecf this year i gurantee it

LOL...I knew I would get one of you losers to bite. I wrote that because that is the only way you admit losing back in 2005. To funny. Injuries are part of basketball...GET OVER IT! LOL! Still, the Heat are the worst NBA Champions since the 79 Sonics.

[HeatChamps]

i bet u u guys wont make the ecf this year i gurantee it
ya dey ain't fa shit. they will lose in first round fa sho.

[Stephen A. Smith]

/thread

Why does every thread involving the word "Heat" devolve into troll-bullshit?

Showcasing why I am the premier man in sports I anticipated that my bold prediction of a Heat repeat (or as I am now copyrighting it a "Hepeat") would ultimately wind up in the troll forum due to such stupidity so I just started it there to begin with. Quite frankly, you guys should take a look and bow before my ironclad analysis.

Check it out. (http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54212)

[baseline bum]

The Heat "lucky" to win the Championship last year. They faced a Piston with injuries to 3 of their top 5 players. If the Pistons were healthy, they would have swept the Heat on their way to their 2nd championship in 3 years. The Heat are WAY OVERRATED!!!

Couldn't Heat fans say the exact same thing for the 2005 ECF?

[nkdlunch]

THe Heat are the most undeserving champions in the history of the league. more undeserving that that team that won the championship in the shortened season and a retired Jordan

[JamStone]

Couldn't Heat fans say the exact same thing for the 2005 ECF?

Sarcasm. Look it up.

He was mocking Heat fans who do say that kind of thing about the Pistons in 2004 and 2005.

[THE Dr. Evil]

Couldn't Heat fans say the exact same thing for the 2005 ECF?

As Joe Jam said, it's called sarcasm. I am making fun of all the Heat fans that can't admit their team lost to the Pistons in 05. I think it's funny that they don't think injuries are part of the game. Anway, I am sorry you didn't get it.

Heat fans...you say the Pistons won't make it to the ECF...they way the Heat are going, neither wil they.

[ShoogarBear]

Bump.

Pretty conclusive, I'd say.

[ShoogarBear]

They'll turn it around, it's still early in the season and when they win
the championship again, all you haterz are gonna have to bow down
and kiss my ass.:lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

pfff watch the heat trolls dissapear in shame forever! WOAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[ALVAREZ6]

no doubt about it, the Heat are the worst defending champs.

[G-Money]

Heat lost in 4 in the first round LOL Watch all the "heat fans" will never be heard from again.

[angel_luv]

Oh my gosh- they got swept! :lol

No matter how much they stunk this year. I am still glad they were this season defending champions instead of Dallas.

[sa_butta]

In their defense they were pretty banged up, but no excuse for getting swept. Congrats to the Bulls for beating the Champs. Good luck against the Pistons.

[mabber]

I really watch NBA basketball just for the opportunity to see Dwayne Wade shoot free throws. As far as I'm concerned, the league should just give Wade 50 free throws every night and I'll be good.

Plus, the paragon of entertainment, without a doubt, is watching a team that has the title in its hands implode and then give up.

The NBA would be best if it polled all fans to see which team they want to win, and then make things happen to ensure that team wins. Popularity is far more significant than playing good basketball.

That's what NBA basketball is all about. It's FAN-tastic!

It was quite funny seeing Wade getting his shot blocked in the 2nd half of today's game and the ref not calling a foul. It looked like the entire game stopped momentarily as everyone expected him to get the call. Wade couldn't believe it, it was like "hey ref...didn't you get the memo?"

[Slinkyman]

funny shit, wade should have just gone and had surgery stupid fuck.


also BULLS are for real.

[Oink Oink]

http://i19.tinypic.com/5zf8rq0.jpg

[mVp]

http://i19.tinypic.com/5zf8rq0.jpg

:lol :lol :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://i19.tinypic.com/5zf8rq0.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Chris Childs]

Oink Oink, can photoshop a pic of D-Whistle and Snaq Gone Fishing?

[emo serb]

in honor of the heat being swept, i made this:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/SwLLwS36/Animation1.gif

[Oink Oink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxoPbUxkfc

[Oink Oink]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/wade1-1.jpg http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/shaq1.jpg

[Chris Childs]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/wade1-1.jpg http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/shaq1.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :clap

THANKS!

[Oink Oink]

found those pics on a bulls message board

[efrem1]

Hey, at least we won one game in 2000 with Duncan out.

[jman3000]

:lol @ wallace 7/8 ft's

[exstatic]

Wade was SOOOOOOO smart to only extend until 2010.

Anyone want to bet that Riles "retires" yet again, back to the front office?

[T Park]

Bulls Pistons is gonna be epic.

Thats definately going 7.

[T Park]

BTW, Shaq, just hang em up.

Riles, hang em up.

Ditto for Gary Payton and the other geriatrics.


Dwayne Wade in New york by 2010?

[baseline bum]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/wade1-1.jpg http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w270/coronaftw/shaq1.jpg

:lol

They used the same pic I used on the Pistons in 2005

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/882/masoncardtu1.jpg

[Oink Oink]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c330/2pn/308wk05.jpg

[bdictjames]

Stop with the hate.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxoPbUxkfc

LOL funny how did Grant Hill find the time to do this
:lol

[NBA Junkie]

I don't know if the Heat were a fluke, but they definitely didn't enter this past season prepared to defend their title.

a)You had players coming into training camp out of shape. b) You had a team not ready to play opening night. c) The Heat never really got into a groove since they were never able to keep their entire roster healthy for any stretch of the season. Shaq and Wade missed large chunks of the season. d) Riley had health problems so he couldn't coach effectively the entire season. The list goes on and on.

The Heat did play well for awhile and were able to win the Atlantic, but that's no major accomplishment since the division was crappy all season. Then, when Wade came back in early April, it's almost like he killed the chemistry of the team since guys like Antoine Walker and Eddie Jones couldn't play more prominent roles like they were during his absence when the Heat were playing well.

With all the problems the Heat had this season, it shouldn't come as a surprise that they were easily dispatched in the first round. It's just not an easy thing to just flip a switch when the postseason begins. Teams with better regular season success usually rise to the top in the postseason...except for maybe a certain team in Texas.