Think I should apply for this job?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=702837

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November 19, 2006

Company: Adult Video News
Position: AVN.com Writer
Location: Chatsworth, California
Job Status: Full-time
Salary: Not Specified
Ad Expires: December 20, 2006
Job ID: 702837
Website: http://www.avn.com

Description:
Adult Video News (AVN), the leading trade publication for the adult entertainment industry, is looking for a hungry, aggressive news writer to join the AVN.com staff as a full-time reporter. The ideal candidate will have a print journalism background and the desire to interact with the biggest movers and shakers in the adult industry. The ability to write multiple stories each day under tight deadlines is required. Email cover letter and resume to Editor-in-Chief Dan Miller, [email protected].

[NorCal510]

jobless! :lmao

[johngateswhiteley]

i think i will apply for this job, can i do it from Montana.

[TheSanityAnnex]

jobless! :lmao
Still a white virgin :lmao

[johngateswhiteley]

jobless! :lmao

i'm jobless....so what?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

jobless! :lmao

No, see, what you'll learn when you become an adult is that sometimes, people want to improve their job outlook.

I'm employed by one of the largest metro dailies in the country and you're a fourth-string cornerback for a football team which your own school called "chokers."




http://jameslogancourier.org/index.php?itemid=1084

Foothill Ends Colts' Season
Colt's running back Dejon Gomes and the rest of the James Logan offense tried to stuff defeat down the throats of the Foothill High School Falcons in the first round of the North Coast Section varsity football play-offs Friday night in Pleasanton, but, in the end, it was the Colts who choked.

The Colts offense racked up 348 yards rushing against Foothill, nearly as many yards on the ground as Foothill gave up during the entire regular season, but the Falcons outdid them with 447 total yards and 32 points to Logan's 29.

Running back Dejon Gomes lead the charge for the Colts, scoring all four of the teams touchdowns and running for 168.

The Colts came into the game underdogs. Foothill went undefeated to an 11-0 record, while Logan lost two early season non-league games before going on to win the Mission Valley Athletic League championship with an unbeated league record.

Logan was winning the game with less than four minutes on the clock, 29-26, but the offense stalled and punted to give the Falcons the ball near the 50-yard line with about 2 minutes to go.

The Falcons didn't need that much time. In quick fashion, most notably a 23-yard pass from Falcon quarterback Josh Mendonca to Jordan Johnson that moved the ball inside the 15 yard line, Foothill scored the go-ahead touchdown on an eight-yard pass to Ryan Theige.

Logan was left with 90 seconds to try to score, but, lacking a passing game all night, was only able to move the ball to midfield before time expired.

Foothill awaits the outcome of tonight's game between Pittsburg and Deer Valley to learn which school it will play next.


So let's see...I'll spend my upcoming Friday night working the desk on the second week of the playoffs and my Saturday night covering two teams which actually won their first-round playoff games (South San vs. CC Flour Bluff @ The Rockpile).

You'll be practicing kicking on Madden 07.

[MannyIsGod]

Fourth String corner? :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fourth String corner? :lmao

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51182

You haven't read the hilarity that is this thread yet?

Please do so now.

It's filled with junior varsity tales of woe, including David Davis being hurt and crying for getting smacked around both on the football field and on SpursTalk.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

You'll be practicing kicking on Madden 07.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
OH SNAP!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Classic Norcal line #1.




and i start by the way. and playing high school football is not easy.



#2. (He's #7 apparently)


like at that boss right there!!

http://myspace-294.vo.llnwd.net/01179/49/28/1179768294_l.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

#3.


yes i do xtra points n kickoff cuz im boss like that

[THE SIXTH MAN]

:worthy:

[MannyIsGod]

:lol Blaze owns people so bad on here when they piss him off. I'm glad you're my boy you asian motherfucker.

[slayermin]

Hey, kicking on Madden isn't as easy as it used to be. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Norcal is #52, not #7. I am ashamed to have the same name as him AND be from Northern Cali.


cuz im not #52

[ShoogarBear]

Back on topic . . .



Company: Adult Video News
Position: AVN.com Writer


So, you were looking to see if they had any openings you might fill?

Did you have any preferences as to which position you would be in?

[Richard Cranium]

Boy?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Back on topic . . .



So, you were looking to see if they had any openings you might fill?

Did you have any preferences as to which position you would be in?

I refuse to answer your choicely-worded questions - although I find them very funny.

:lmao

[NorCal510]

u might be the cool guy on the internet but in real life you probably have no friends.

hey, i dont care about the internet. keep making fun, sometimes its funny,.

[easjer]

:lol at the whole thread.

Sounds like an interesting line of work, JB.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

u might be the cool guy on the internet but in real life you probably have no friends.

hey, i dont care about the internet. keep making fun, sometimes its funny,.

The whine of the wounded. But even if I did care what you think or what you know about me, wouldn't that be just as difficult to prove - unlike the Colts penchant for choking, you being an outed Wigger and you being the laughingstock of James Logan High School.

[NorCal510]

i dont see how it was a choke if they were 8th in the state. more like almost an upset.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i dont see how it was a choke if they were 8th in the state. more like almost an upset.

Well, as with anybody who disapproves of what a journalist writes, you should probably take it up with that journalist.

Personally, I would be hard-pressed to write that a team choked, much less a high school team.

[Leetonidas]

Wow holy crap, that was a funny ass topic. :lol

Why ya'll gotta assume that all 16 year olds suck though. :depressed

:lol

[Leetonidas]

Ive seen other pics of him on his myspace page. He is definitely number 52. Number 7 looks nothing like him
He has a real MySpace and not a black dude's?

[ShoogarBear]

Real black dudes don't do MySpace.

[TheTruth]

It's hard to kick field goals.

[1369]

It's hard to kick field goals.

Sincerely,

Mike Vanderjagt

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Go for the job. If you get phrase all of your questions like dialogue from a porno and see if that works in real life with these women.

"I hear you credit your incredible body to the Atkins diet. Can you show me how much meat you can fit in your mouth?"

[scott]

The answer is yes, in case you haven't figured it out yet.

[tlongII]

Real old black dudes don't do MySpace.

[ShoogarBear]

Because you have a painful night in front of you, I will let that pass.