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Fire Starting Flashlight (http://extreme-geek.blogspot.com/2006/11/fire-starter-flashlight.html)

[AlamoSpursFan]

Holy shit...I shouldn't have swigged that mouthful of beer before I read this:


We've replaced Bob's fleshlight with a 5000 lumen fire-starting flashlight. Let's see if he notices...

:lmao

(Well at least the beer I wiped off the screen took the dust with it!)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're drinking at 11 in the morning?

[KEDA]

Keychains soon to follow

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Although the fleshlight line was pretty goddamned funny.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Screw off...I work odd hours.

:lol

(I do have some of those keychains left, though...)

[Marklar MM]

That would kick ass to own that bitch. Get pissed at someone, melt their tire to the ground.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That would kick ass to own that bitch. Get pissed at someone, melt their cock.

Fixed it for you.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I don't think he got the fleshlight joke...

:lol

[Marklar MM]

I don't think he got the fleshlight joke...

:lol

Who me? They took his cock light, replaced it so that when he turns it on his dick is gone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Who me? They took his cock light, replaced it so that when he turns it on his dick is gone.

You'll have to forgive ASF, he's drinking at 11 in the morning.

[midgetonadonkey]

There's nothing wrong with drinking at 11am.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I was drinking at 8 in the morning.

:lmao

There's a reason they start selling beer at 7 am. Some people have to work all night so the morning is their evening. I used to love the evil "oh my God, he's buying beer at 7:05 in the morning!" looks I used to get when I worked 3rd shift.

[TDMVPDPOY]

thought this was about adult flashlight toy :D

[SpursWoman]

These aren't really for sale are they? I know someone dear to my heart would love the shit out of one of those. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Not so advanced as mine, this is.