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11-04-2004, 01:27 PM
Link (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1102kirstie02-ON.html)


Publicists are expected to do anything a star tells them to do -- but does that include breast-feeding a possum?

It does if Kirstie Alley's your boss. Vanity Fair says Alley once brought her pet possum to an event and when it started squeaking because it was hungry, Alley asked her publicist, "Say, aren't you nursing a baby right now?"

Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.
Clandestino
11-04-2004, 01:33 PM
i knew a woman once who put her breast milk into her kids cereal bc they ran out of milk.. the husband walked in and freaked out!
bigzak25
11-04-2004, 01:42 PM
i knew a woman once who put her breast milk into her kids cereal bc they ran out of milk.. the husband walked in and freaked out!



it's daddy's job to buy the milk in the first place.....that's why he gets the big piece of chicken. (c-rock) :smokin
samikeyp
11-04-2004, 01:46 PM
it's daddy's job to buy the milk in the first place.....that's why he gets the big piece of chicken. (c-rock)

:lmao

that is from "Bigger and blacker" right? That is on saturday nite on Comedy Central's "Secret Stash" uncut after midnight.
Blood Dong
11-04-2004, 04:41 PM
kirstie alley=I still would
SpursWoman
11-04-2004, 04:58 PM
Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.


:lmao :lmao :lmao
ClintSquint
11-04-2004, 05:22 PM
There was a time when I wouldn't have minded hitting that Alley at full speed.
Useruser666
11-04-2004, 06:14 PM
kirstie alley=I still would

Still would breast feed her possum?
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-04-2004, 07:23 PM
:lmao

that is from "Bigger and blacker" right? That is on saturday nite on Comedy Central's "Secret Stash" uncut after midnight.

Already set the DVR.
dcole50
11-04-2004, 07:39 PM
.. yikes.

:lol
AlamoSpursFan
11-05-2004, 12:15 AM
Already set the DVR.

If you haven't seen it yet, don't watch it with a woman you're romantically involved with.

She'll want to know where your "secret porn stash" is...

:lol
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-05-2004, 12:33 AM
If you haven't seen it yet, don't watch it with a woman you're romantically involved with.

She'll want to know where your "secret porn stash" is...

:lol

Actually, I had the CD of it and lost it. One of the funniest ones, IMO.
Useruser666
11-05-2004, 09:25 AM
Actually, I had the CD of it and lost it. One of the funniest ones, IMO.

Have you seen, "How not to get your ass kicked by the police." ? That is hilarious!
Blood Dong
11-05-2004, 09:55 AM
Still would breast feed her possum?




maybe, but after I was done treating her like a farm animal and trying to snap those hip bones :nerd