White Elephant? Yankee Swap? Dirty Santa?

[katyon6th]

Whatever it's called, it's happening this Friday at my office and I have no idea what to bring as a gift. Ideas, please?

Thank you. :spin

[Party troll]

Bottle of absolute would make my christmas wishes come true! :drunk

[ChumpDumper]

Video iPod.

[ramen]

Box of noodles are always cheap and efficient. :santahat

[MannyIsGod]

Spending limit?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The commericals tell me lottery tickets make even ham a good gift.

[katyon6th]

Video iPod.

One of my absolute favorite episodes.

[katyon6th]

$15 max. We're cheap fuckers.

[Neutral Guy]

I wouldn't even know where to start.

[MannyIsGod]

15 dollar giftcard. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

An unused SpursTalk softball jersey.

[averageusaconsumer]

15 dollar giftcard. :lol


Works for me. Takes the guess work out of it. :spin

[katyon6th]

$15 max, unisex, and no giftcards.

We set rules.

[Moral Troll]

May I suggest a rosary or bible? People need to find the lord these days.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Lottery tickets packaged with ham.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

May I suggest a rosary or bible? People need to find the lord these days.

You should have been in Saturday's game blog.

[3rdCoast]

An unused SpursTalk softball jersey.
:lol

[MannyIsGod]

The latest Harry Potter book?

[MannyIsGod]

a bottle of some cheap ass tequila

[MannyIsGod]

A Dvd

[MannyIsGod]

60inch plasma TV

[MannyIsGod]

a gift CERTIFICATE as a clever way to circumvent the gift card rule

[katyon6th]

Lottery tickets packaged with ham.

That would be more than $15, no? Good ham is expensive.

[MannyIsGod]

A printed copy of the Quattro

[MannyIsGod]

That would be more than $15, no? Good ham is expensive.Use OM sandwich ham.

[MannyIsGod]

2 pies form Bill Millers. MMMMM

[katyon6th]

Sandwich ham?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[MannyIsGod]

God damn, you can't buy shit for 15 dollars, not even my hat:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=013&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=230059816437&rd=1&rd=1

[MannyIsGod]

How much would it suck if you gave someone lotto tickets and they won something like a grand a week for the rest of their lives. That would piss me off. I'd want my ticket back.

[katyon6th]

Give it to me for $15 and I'll pick it up myself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A couple of bullets and directions to the nearest car downtown that sells guns.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

God damn, you can't buy shit for 15 dollars, not even my hat:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=013&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=230059816437&rd=1&rd=1

I sense a $500,000 bid coming along soon.

[Houston Hustler]

Not sure how much I'll let you slide with for 15 bucks, but I got a holiday crack special that's sure to please.

[GIG's Doc]

A box of condoms and some lube. GIG is easy to gift for.

[ashbeeigh]

Candles? Even if it isn't unisex, you trade in white elephant don't you? Coffee, some little christmas package of smores or hot chocolate from wal-mart/Target/H-E-B.

[katyon6th]

Okay, so far the best idea is sandwich ham and a lottery ticket.

[MannyIsGod]

I sense a $500,000 bid coming along soon.:lol

I didn't even think about anyone here fucking with it. That woudl be NOT COOL. They've been going for 50 bucks or so, and I can get them for free.

I may start to make an extra couple of hundred a week off of fucking poker HATS.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

I didn't even think about anyone here fucking with it. That woudl be NOT COOL. They've been going for 50 bucks or so, and I can get them for free.

I may start to make an extra couple of hundred a week off of fucking poker HATS.

Unless it was an actual legitimate bid for $500,000.

[MannyIsGod]

A flash drive or SD memory card?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A flash drive or SD memory card?

256MB SD card @ Target for $10.

[MannyIsGod]

Ohhhh, I'm good.

[elisabeth burrows]

I'll never tell.

[MannyIsGod]

Toaster?

[MannyIsGod]

I need a toaster actually.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A SpursTalk.com Premium Access account.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a toaster actually.

If I didn't want a god-awful logo covering the entire back of my head, I could trade you an extra one for the hat.

[dirk4Mvp_]

A Dirk jersey!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A partial buy-in as silent owner on next year's Puki Squad.

[atlfan25]

A printed copy of the Quattro

[MannyIsGod]

A copy of Team America.

[midgetonadonkey]

A $15 sack of potatoes.

[midgetonadonkey]

Three bootleg movies purchased from Midge.

[MannyIsGod]

A $15 sack of potatoes.Thats a lot of fucking papas

[midgetonadonkey]

Thats a lot of fucking papas

One can never have too many potatoes.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

They get cheaper the farther on the West Side you go.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear the Irish really love potatoes.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.amazon.com/All-Nothing-Milli-Vanilli/dp/B00000G5WY/sr=8-3/qid=1165373260/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/104-6972117-5456767?ie=UTF8&s=music

Get this.

[ShoogarBear]

This many posts and not one Dirty Sanchez crack? I'm proud of you guys.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had one in mind but decided to keep it to myself.

[Sapphire]

A $10 DVD with one of those giant popcorn tins.
A nice picture frame.
A copy of the book "Morley and Me".
A 2007 desk calendar--like the ones that have a joke or some trivia and you tear a page off every day.
The Garth Brooks collection they have at Walmart--I think they are exactly $15.
:santahat

[Bobby Joe]

A pack of chewing tobacco and a small bottle of skol brand vodka. That's what my wife (who happens to be my sister) gets me each year.

[ATX Spur]

Total Recall Limited Edition DVD

[sam wheat]

This many posts and not one Dirty Sanchez crack? I'm proud of you guys.


Ditto.

[ATX Spur]

Coupons for soup at H.E.B.

[Bob Schneider]

The Scabs C.D. Can never go wrong with good music.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It won't get there in time, but this is a cool $10 T-shirt.

http://www.threadless.com//product/114/zoom.gif

http://www.threadless.com/product/114/Flowers_in_the_Attic#zoom

[informant troll]

Get something the whole office will be talking about!

[SpursWoman]

I took the gift limit in lottery tickets before ... wrapped in a big box with lots of rocks. That was open at the very beginning and whet pretty much through everyone by the end of the game ... the lady who ended up with them won $60. I *won* a Dirty Pictionary game. Another lady brought a small bottle of Crown ... that went around a lot, too.

This year I can't decide between taking a giant double dong or a blow up farm animal. :spin

[katyon6th]

It won't get there in time, but this is a cool $10 T-shirt.

http://www.threadless.com/product/114/Flowers_in_the_Attic#zoom

Nice, I actually have that shirt. And the gift has to be unisex. Would you wear a shirt that has pink butterflies on it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice, I actually have that shirt. And the gift has to be unisex. Would you wear a shirt that has pink butterflies on it?

I have serveral shirts with butterflies on them. I love butterflies. They are so pretty.

[Spurminator]

Liquor is always a popular gift at my office.

[SpursWoman]

I believe another year I brought a Clapper and someone else brought a chia pet...but that was when they used to run the commercials ad nauseum so it was funny.


Spencer's would definitely have something good if naughty is the theme for the gift exchange.

[midgetonadonkey]

Potatoes!!

:hungry:

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Nice, I actually have that shirt. And the gift has to be unisex. Would you wear a shirt that has pink butterflies on it?


Would I ever not?

[Vizzini]

A hand held video game, i.e Yahtzee, Poker, Blackjack etc....
A nice insulated coffee mug or thermos
A nice engraved pen/ letter opener
Candles or incense?????

Just a few ideas, kinda brainstorming myself for my parties.

[Vizzini]

If you really want to be douchy,

get them a couple of books of stamps, an electirc toothbrush, or go to one of the registries online and get a star named after them, or you could even offer to make a donation to the HUMAN Fund, it is afterall, money for people.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A two-year membership to the Johnny Blaze fan club.

[Vizzini]

Best one yet..... $15 of the nastiest trashiest porno you can find. I would love to see the look one someone's face after opening that gift, but it would probably get you fired, so it might not be so hot afterall.

[DirkAB]

A dime bag and a half-smoked dime bag.

[2Blonde]

Okay, so far the best idea is sandwich ham and a lottery ticket.
How about an Otter instead? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

A two-year membership to the Johnny Blaze fan club."And second prize is a three-year membership . . . "

[Phenomanul]

"And second prize is a three-year membership . . . "

witty...

[Phenomanul]

An electronic Sudoku hand held device....

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

A box of condoms and some lube.


:spin :spin

But who needs the condoms?

[shelshor]

A Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

[katyon6th]

Thanks so much for all the ideas. Even the potatoes, condoms and dirty dirty porn were considered ... mhmm.

I'm going with a box of chocolates and lottery tickets.

[Instigator_]

You should have considered a competitve board game. Nothing better than an old fashion office brawl.

[SpursWoman]

My boss had his Christmas Party last night and we ended up with a vibrating cock ring and a double gold pocket-rocket ... and a "N.O.P.D. - Not Our Problem Dude Katrina 2005 T-Shirt."

:spin

The best part is when we took the double bullets out of the package and were playing with them (not in there intended use--yet :wow), some lady had to ask what it was and what it was for. :lmao

[baseline bum]

A PSP case.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0008G2OWS.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40409291_.jpg