Hook Dem
11-04-2004, 09:56 PM
NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush was reelected.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,Bruce(the Boss),Puff Daddy, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The New York Times will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Desert Valley and Miami-Dade county prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is John Edwards as captain, John Kerry as cruise director,
Teresea Heinz Kerry as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Ex-Senator Tom Daschelle as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Joe Lochart. He can raise your children while you're gone, and he
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
P.S. NbaDan is invited too!
Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what!
:lol
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush was reelected.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,Bruce(the Boss),Puff Daddy, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The New York Times will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Desert Valley and Miami-Dade county prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is John Edwards as captain, John Kerry as cruise director,
Teresea Heinz Kerry as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Ex-Senator Tom Daschelle as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Joe Lochart. He can raise your children while you're gone, and he
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
P.S. NbaDan is invited too!
Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what!
:lol