Most Annoying Truck Commercial Theme Song?

[Spurminator]

:dizzy

[leemajors]

tough choice. had to go with the coug, the others have faded from memory a bit.

[dirk4mvp]

"I'm a ford truck man, that's all I driiiiive"


:pctoss

[Spurminator]

The key to making an awesomely annoying theme song is having that classic opening riff that splits your head like a hatchet when you first hear it. That's why I voted for Cooder Graw. It had a short run on the air, but they made up for it in frequency. Sometimes I wake up at night in a cold sweat, hearing "Cause it's bigger in Texaaaaas, BETTER in a Dodge!"

[ATX Spur]

Cooder Graw, far and away.

[ATX Spur]

I know there's no God, because if there were and he was Good, Cooder Graw wouldn't exist.

[CuckingFunt]

Toby Keith.

Easy.

[Fillmoe]

all of these cracker ass joints suck

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

all of these cracker ass joints suck

Um, what he said, I guess.

[Jay Z]

My Bud commercial is better than all of these commercials. Not to mention I outsold all of these cats put together.

[Trainwreck2100]

Actually Jay, that commercial's pretty weak

[Duff McCartney]

Mellencamp by far. That whole commercial is a freaking joke. It makes it seem like we are all a bunch of slack jawed yokels who drive trucks and all we care about is farming.

[ObiwanGinobili]

john cougar mellancamp. hands down.

and untill that dumbass new commercial came out I would've voted for cooder graw... but Cougar's "this is our country" makes my head explode. :smchode:
and I really hate how they pair the song i nthe commercial with some of the most red-state, conservative, redneck images i have ever seen.

[ObiwanGinobili]

My Bud commercial is better than all of these commercials. Not to mention I outsold all of these cats put together.


Stick to rocawear - thats where your real $$ is.

[Jimcs50]

Like a Rock is one of the best songs for a commercial ever done, IMO.

[exstatic]

Mellancamp. As a side note, I can't believe they actually put Dick Nixon in a commercial to sell anything. :lol

[SpursWoman]

The only one that's really getting on my nerves is the Ford Expedition one that has "Let's Get It Started" in it.

If I had a dollar for every time they play that fucking commercial I'm pretty sure I could buy one.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I would have picked all of the above.

I love the Ford commercials the best, though. They always show people doing shit with their trucks that noone would ever do, like strap a chain to a barn and pull it down. And the one with the big rig stuck under the tunnel that has to be pulled out by a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge is hilarious. The rig is supposedly wedged in because its' load of corrugated metal pipe is so strapped down that it didn't budge when it hit the overhead. Oh and the Peterbilt that the trailer is hooked to doesn't have enough horsepower to back up so the F.O.R.D. has to be called in for the torque.

:lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

Not to mention the one with all of the construction worker goons throwing large chunks of bricks and concrete at a pretty new F.O.R.D. Which of course doesn't bother the owner a whit, until one of his buddies smudges the dash with his boot. Fucking ridiculous.

[SpursWoman]

I would have picked all of the above.

I love the Ford commercials the best, though. They always show people doing shit with their trucks that noone would ever do, like strap a chain to a barn and pull it down.


User does shit like that with his Ford truck all the time. :lmao

[Rusty Shackleford]

Cooder. Because his name is Cooder.

[mookie2001]

mellencamp, anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

[mookie2001]

Like a Rock is one of the best songs for a commercial ever done, IMO.listen to this guy Rufus. He knows what hes talking about

[mookie2001]

I always had a idea for a ruthless chevy commercial where some hardcore constitutionalist wants to trade in his 1986 chevy pickup, goes down to the dealership, and discovers he cant get one without OnStar* and its components, being the loyal bowtie man he is -he drives his chevy into the woods and you hear seger- "twenty years, where they gone?, twenty years...I don't know, I sit and I wonder sometimes..., where they gone..." and then he kills himself

[Reilly]

mellencamp

[Reilly]

damn, i just heard it again

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am curious to hear whatever jingle and country music artist toyota gets to pitch its new ride.

The Texas commercials would probably involve the new Texas Edition Tundra and have Emilio Navaira drunk and behind the wheel.

http://img63.exs.cx/img63/9573/stickers26uj.jpg

Props to User for that pic long ago.

[Josh810]

The only one that's really getting on my nerves is the Ford Expedition one that has "Let's Get It Started" in it.

If I had a dollar for every time they play that fucking commercial I'm pretty sure I could buy one.
Yeah, I feel the same way.

[ShoogarBear]

I always had a idea for a ruthless chevy commercial where some hardcore constitutionalist wants to trade in his 1986 chevy pickup, goes down to the dealership, and discovers he cant get one without OnStar* and its components, being the loyal bowtie man he is -he drives his chevy into the woods and you hear seger- "twenty years, where they gone?, twenty years...I don't know, I sit and I wonder sometimes..., where they gone..." and then he kills himself:lmao :lmao :rollin

[PixelPusher]

Cougar, hands down...although the nausea I feel when they show the WTC search lights and the Vietnam memorial to sell a fucking pickup truck probably has a lot to do with it.

[ShoogarBear]

Course, this question should really be limited to those who own or are considering buying pickup trucks. I'm certainly not the target market for these guys.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Course, this question should really be limited to those who own or are considering buying pickup trucks. I'm certainly not the target market for these guys.

I think I would fear trying to drive a full-size truck on those roads in DC, Baltimore, your part of MD, etc.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just had the misfortune of looking above my head and seeing "Our Country - Texas Remix" playing and noticed one of the sayings read "This Is Our Beauty Pageant" with a family posing next to an award-winning heiffer.

I've covered stock shows and let me be the first of I'm sure many to say that I would rather look at Texas' beautiful women in a beauty pageant than my future drive-thru order.

[Duff McCartney]

I just had the misfortune of looking above my head and seeing "Our Country - Texas Remix" playing and noticed one of the sayings read "This Is Our Beauty Pageant" with a family posing next to an award-winning heiffer.

I've covered stock shows and let me be the first of I'm sure many to say that I would rather look at Texas' beautiful women in a beauty pageant than my future drive-thru order.

Which is why I can't stand that commercial...what it's basically saying about anybody in "our country" is who needs brains when you can use your hands.

They couldn't show a scientist or a college student...it had to be some roughneck idiot.

[RS189]

http://www.imagelogik.com/members/ait38/image/3207F.jpg

[Mark in Austin]

I always had a idea for a ruthless chevy commercial where some hardcore constitutionalist wants to trade in his 1986 chevy pickup, goes down to the dealership, and discovers he cant get one without OnStar* and its components, being the loyal bowtie man he is -he drives his chevy into the woods and you hear seger- "twenty years, where they gone?, twenty years...I don't know, I sit and I wonder sometimes..., where they gone..." and then he kills himself

:lol

That's the funniest thing mookie's ever posted.

[703 Spurz]

Slightly off topic but what about that gay son of a bitch from American Idol? The gray haired putz. He does a car commercial.

:dramaquee

[Spurminator]

Slightly off topic but what about that gay son of a bitch from American Idol? The gray haired putz. He does a car commercial.

:dramaquee


That's actually a good call. That commercial was on every 3 minutes for about a month. Horrible song too.

[tlongII]

This is oooouuurrr country.

[703 Spurz]

That's actually a good call. That commercial was on every 3 minutes for about a month. Horrible song too.

It's probably just my hatred for American Idol. He's a jerkoff anyway though. Oh well :blah

[Spurminator]

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[ashbeeigh]

Dodge has pretty much killed all my liking for "First love" my Lifehouse.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

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Bad Mullet Brother doesn't sell as well.

[CuckingFunt]

Almost nine months, and I stick by my original vote.