Switzerland is asolutely gorgeous

[T Park]

Im here in Switzerland on business, and Geneva while a tad dirty, the views are unreal!!!

Wednesday its off to Milano Italy, then on home saturday morning.

business class KLM btw ROCKS!!

[Zombie.]

Who knew the Swiss ate funnel cakes :lmao

[Taco]

Have A Good Time!!!

Bring Me Some Swiss Cheese, Or A Swiss Watch Or Swiss Miss Coco

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000329JX4.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1128003903_.jpg

[ORION]

homeless girls in Switzerland will do anything for shelter

[Hungry farmer]

Wednesday its off to Milano

You might want to warn them so they can stock up.

http://photos.beckettmw.com/d/10890-2/IMG_4527.JPG

[Victor Newman]

Im here in Switzerland
Wednesday its off to Milano Italy,

I am in France right now I will be in Italy Thursday. Would you like to meet up for a bit of tea?

[Taco]

I am in France right now I will be in Italy Thursday. Would you like to meet up for a bit of tea?
Don't forget the Crumpets

[Taco]

Don't forget the Crumpets

WTF is a Crumpet anyway? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

WTF is a Crumpet anyway? :lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpet

[Slomo]

Are you flying to Milan?

Because if you're driving it's a really kick ass drive over the Alps! :tu

[PhotoShop]

WTF is a Crumpet anyway? :lol


I am not sure but I bet they were invented by the Asians.

[Slomo]

One more thing. I you have some free time get out of Milan - it's probably the ugliest part of that region. A one hour drive gets you into much nicer country.

btw Venice is a 3 to 3,5 hours drive from Milan.

Of course that would bring you dangerously close to Slovenia... :p:

[PhotoShop]

Tell us about Bangcock.

Psssssst!....... Slomo....... there is a topic about you in the spurs forum try to reply before it hits page two :wakeup

[Steve Perry]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-swiss-2.jpg

[boutons_]

"crumpet" can also be an English slang word a girl,
"let's go check out the nice bit of crumpet at the bar"

[Jimcs50]

Prostitution is legal, so you know TPark is getting some.

You go man.

:elephant

[Big Worm]

Prostitution is legal,

But can you find a Blind prostitute that likes the smell of Bologna? :lmao

[The Fire Starter]

Prostitution is legal, so you know TPark is getting some.

You go man.

:elephant

They may want to change the law until Tpark leaves town :lmao

[I am Tom]

Prostitution is legal, so you know TPark is getting some.

You go man.

:elephant

Remember Tpark your not in American anymore. You will need more than a box a spurs jerseys to get some ass :lmao

[Lance]

Prostitution is legal, so you know TPark is getting some.

You go man.

:elephant

That will be so fucked up if Tpark comes back still a virgin :lmao

[Jimcs50]

That will be so fucked up if Tpark comes back still a virgin :lmao


No way, he got layed. A buddy of mine went over there last year with a couple of other guys and they said that the women were beautiful. The high dollar prostitutes that they hooked up with were drop dead gorgeous and worth the 1-2 k that it cost them for the evening. He said his lady was from Columbia, btw, which surprised me, since it is so far away.

You know TPark could not have resisted that.

[Brianna]

No way, he got layed.

Have you seen Tpark's photo?

[angel_luv]

You guys are so bad. :lol

Have a nice trip T Park.

[exstatic]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-swiss-2.jpg
I laughed so hard at this one, I almost threw up. :lmao

[angel_luv]

That is quite the photo shop.

[Kori Ellis]

I laughed so hard at this one, I almost threw up. :lmao

I laughed hard too (though no vomit was involved :lol).

[SequSpur]

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

:rollin :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

rofl
if i were tpark i'd get a high dollar prostitute from every country i visited

then i would get an authentic jersey from each country's fiba team

[Steve Perry]

Even in Switzerland Tpark finds a way to toot his own horn.


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-horn.jpg

[Steve Perry]

The Swiss love Tpark they say he is a real Doll.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-doll.jpg

[KEDA]

:lmao :lmao :lmao


:keda

[Kori Ellis]

These are some of the funniest photoshops ever (sorry TPark) :lol

[ShoogarBear]

:rollin

You need to do some with the Swiss Guard at the Vatican.

[Solid D]

:lmao :rollin :rollin :lmao

"Ri-co-la"

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-horn.jpg

[angel_luv]

:lol

[Jimcs50]

I shudder at the thought of TPark posting from Hawaii.

TPark in a grass skirt would be way to much to take.

[Mijo]

How is it T Park is able to travel abroad? Sheet, I need to invest in a ferris wheel too.

[ShoogarBear]

I shudder at the thought of TPark posting from Hawaii.

TPark in a grass skirt would be way to much to take.You shudder at the thought of Brad Pitt in a grass skirt, too.

[Pimp my Banner]

I shudder at the thought of TPark in a grass skirt would be way to much to take.

How much grass do you think the planet has? :wakeup

[T Park]

Glad everyone laughs...


How is it T Park is able to travel abroad? Sheet, I need to invest in a ferris wheel too

Too bad you couldn't afford the rides I own, or are looking at....


Leaving tommarow for Vicenza Italy.

[ShoogarBear]

Vicenza is supposed to be sweet.

How is this business?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Vicenza is nice and you can be in Venice in under an hour

Going to the base?

[Billy Cobham]

Prostitution is legal, so you know TPark is getting some.

You go man.

:elephant

It's legal in The Netherlands. Not Switzerland or Italy.

[Billy Cobham]

The Swiss love Tpark they say he is a real Doll.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/tpark-doll.jpg
:lmao

[Mijo]

Too bad you couldn't afford the rides I own, or are looking at.... Well, that may be true but then again I could go look at an expensive sports car or million dollar home that you couldn't afford either. Tell me how did you come into the amusement ride business? What kind of business trip are you on? Are you looking for a new ride?

[Shelly]

:lol x 58094859048540985035803

[ShoogarBear]

:lol x 58094859048540985035803*faints*

[exstatic]

Shelly's Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T Park]

Tell me how did you come into the amusement ride business? What kind of business trip are you on? Are you looking for a new ride

yes looking for a new ride.

Im 4th generation in the work.


Vicenza is supposed to be sweet.

How is this business?

work has been great, 4th straight record year.

God has blessed us very much.

Italians are the snobbiest and hugest liars of all time.

THat is all.

[SpursWoman]

Italians are the snobbiest and hugest liars of all time.

THat is all.



Sorry, but I live with one and that really struck me funny .... :lmao :lmao

[dirk4mvp.]

Tpark rules ! you all should get off his back and show him some respect.

[Pimp my Banner]

Wow I had no idea my picks would be sign of no respect I was just having fun. But I will stop I want Tpark to like me. He seems like a cool vato.

The question I have is what should I do with all the Italian photos I got off Google I was going to use on the Tpark in Italy scrap book :wakeup

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol x 58094859048540985035803


holy crap! :spless:

it;s shelly!! :clap :toast :elephant





and that means I just lost $20. :depressed

[TMTTRIO]

I went through Switzerland too on my way to Italy. From what I saw from the airport for three hours while waiting it was very pretty and of course there's a huge mall in there so that does it for me :lol. Just don't fall into that water in Venice. If people think the San Antonio River is dirty the water over there is three times as bad.

[Shelly]

All i remember about Switzerland was when I was 10 years old, my sister had to pull me off the chair lift because I was too scared to get off. Broke my thumb, too.

[Duff McCartney]

I loved Switzerland when I went there...there was parts around that were places where you could live in the mountains with the snow and have a peaceful quiet life. it was great.

Italy was even better though...all the women in Rome were absolutely gorgeous. My jaw dropped at how incredible looking they were.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Buy me something.

Love you.

[davi78239]

Im here in Switzerland on business, and Geneva while a tad dirty, the views are unreal!!!

Wednesday its off to Milano Italy, then on home saturday morning.

business class KLM btw ROCKS!!


On business in Europe? Shit man, what company do you work for? Any openings available?

[Jimcs50]

TPark, where is my wine that I won from you???

Does anyone ever pay off debts in this forum????


A nice wine from Italy would suffice.

[T Park]

Does anyone ever pay off debts in this forum????





Im on the Duff plan.


Im in Amsterdam one day early, Italy is a total shit hole.

People are complete pricks, you can't get anything done, socialism has asolutely ruined that country.


Fuck Italy. Long live The Netherlands.

[tlongII]

Im on the Duff plan.


Im in Amsterdam one day early, Italy is a total shit hole.

People are complete pricks, you can't get anything done, socialism has asolutely ruined that country.


Fuck Italy. Long live The Netherlands.

Amsterdam is awesome! Check out Teasers. It's a fun place. Have fun in the red light district!

[MannyIsGod]

Im on the Duff plan.


Im in Amsterdam one day early, Italy is a total shit hole.

People are complete pricks, you can't get anything done, socialism has asolutely ruined that country.


Fuck Italy. Long live The Netherlands.:lmao

No offense dude, but did you ever think maybe they just didn't like YOU?

[Slomo]

Im on the Duff plan.


Im in Amsterdam one day early, Italy is a total shit hole.

People are complete pricks, you can't get anything done, socialism has asolutely ruined that country.


Fuck Italy. Long live The Netherlands.Italy is not nor has it ever been a socialist country.

Italy is one of the 7 most developped (rich) industrial countries in the world so I suppose they have to get things done once in a while. I will agree that the work discipline in Italy is somewhat unique, I have never perceived them as pricks or even unfriendly. Have you ever allowed for the possibility that you're part of the problem?

I hope you finished what you came over to do - it would be a shame to fail just because of a difference of character. Btw I hope you had a good interpreter (or that you speak Italian) because that's a given for doing business in Italy (and a few other countries too).

Anyway if you need any assistance for doing business in Italy, I have quite a few good business contacts in that country - just let me know.



Edit:
P.S. And you're awfully quick (again) trashing a whole nation based on a 2 day visit...

[T Park]

Italy is not nor has it ever been a socialist country.



I guess the guy that lived there for 12 years has no idea what hes talking about.


The rules saying that gas stations have to all charge the same amount of money for gas, ordered by the govt?

Thats not socialist what so ever.

[T Park]

No offense dude, but did you ever think maybe they just didn't like YOU?

No offense taken from a prick like you.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a small, gorgeous european nation.

[MannyIsGod]

If thats your rationale for calling Italy a socialist nation then when will you be flying back to the Socialist States of America?

[MannyIsGod]

No offense taken from a prick like you.I hope you enjoy Europe, Tpark. Even if they probably don't enjoy you.

[Shelly]

Italians Rule!

I guess my ancestors are socialists...

[MannyIsGod]

Italians Rule!

I guess my ancestors are socialists...My guess is that Tpark's government classification education comes from Fox News.

Do they have Target in Italy?

[Shelly]

My guess is that Tpark's government classification education comes from Fox News.

Do they have Target in Italy?

:lol Yes, it's called Destinazione

[MannyIsGod]

Tpark is pissed because this guy gets cheap gas and didn't want to help him out.

http://people.csail.mit.edu/people/manoli/gallery/italy/david.jpg

[Slomo]

I guess the guy that lived there for 12 years has no idea what hes talking about.If that's his claim I guess not.

First of all I'm still waiting for someone to explain me what socialism is. As a political system it doesn't exist. The only definition I could ever find is a socialist agenda or political program - that hardly makes any country socialist - it can only make a government socialist, the same way your government is either democrat or republican. Which means that if they're in charge they are so by the will of the people who voted for them.


The rules saying that gas stations have to all charge the same amount of money for gas, ordered by the govt?

Thats not socialist what so ever.If that's the standard, then there's a lot of those socialists in the world on both sides of the Atlantic. Oh and btw, why don't you ask your knowledgeable friend why are gas prices in the Venezia Friuli Julia region of Italy different from the rest of the country. You might be surprised to find out it's the results of a specific market situation.

And finally gas prices are regulated in many countries (and highly taxed) for reasons that I'm not going to explain in here, but the main rational behind it is that gas is a national commodity and part of the national infrastructure similar to roads, water supply or electric power. The way we handle those in Europe is fundamentally different from what you do in the US - but I didn't know we were required to do things the way you do.

TPark you are a visitor over here - behave like one.

I hope you get laid in Amsterdam, maybe you'll lighten up a bit.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Please don't ever do back.

You are exactly the type of American I get ridiculed about when I go there.

Thanks.

And judging an entire country after two days is like people judging you solely based on your picture. Oh, the irony.

[Jimcs50]

Damn, I'm glad I'm not a small, gorgeous european nation.


If you were, I would renew my passport immediately.

:spin

[Jimcs50]

BTW, TPark, the USA is not democratic at all. Our Congress is bought and sold by the highest bidder, everyone with a brain knows that. But what can we do about it?

[Jimcs50]

One thing TPark probably does not like in Italy is that he can not get a table to sit at. Italians are never in a hurry to leave a table and they are never hurried along by the establishments. TPark probably just gets pissed off as the locals linger at a table hour after hour, in no hurry to move, while his stomach growls incessantly.

:)

That is one thing that I find odd, Italians are never in a hurry to do anything, until they get behind the wheel, they they drive like crazy people who are rushing to get from point A to point B....that is funny, I think.

[Jimcs50]

Im on the Duff plan.


.

So, by that comment, you are not going to pay off the bet?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Driving in Italy is the worst. They'll turn on any color at any given time. I got into a nice accident in my cousin's car last summer.

Dude just turned left out of nowhere and I t-boned him at 30 mph. Stuck in the middle of the intersection, dude figured out we were American, hopped back in his truck and took off. Two cops and two EMTs saw it all, asked if we were OK and left us in the middle of a busy intersection. Thank God the car still ran...

Oh what fun it was to tell my cousin...

[Slomo]

Driving in Italy is the worst. They'll turn on any color at any given time. I got into a nice accident in my cousin's car last summer.

Dude just turned left out of nowhere and I t-boned him at 30 mph. Stuck in the middle of the intersection, dude figured out we were American, hopped back in his truck and took off. Two cops and two EMTs saw it all, asked if we were OK and left us in the middle of a busy intersection. Thank God the car still ran...

Oh what fun it was to tell my cousin...:lol

It's an acquired taste and skill.

Mind telling me in which town it happened? Because as bad as the driving generally is there are levels to it depending where in the country you are. Napoli in my opinion is the Italian champion. A friend of mine told me without laughing, while barely avoiding a car that drove through a red light in Napoli: "You know a red light in Napoli is not really the law - it's more like an opinion..." :lmao

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It's an acquired taste for sure. I lasted 30 minutes driving in Rome. My cousin just laughed at me and said I had no idea how to really drive.

This accident happened in Rimini, right where you come into town from San Marino(I believe it is SS72 if I remember correctly).

My cousin has a Ducati and asked if I'd like to take a ride. Sure, no problem I thought, wearing flip-flops shirts and a T shirt. Nice spin through San Marino, right? Hell no. He proceeded to hit 180 kph on the roads up to San Marino. Scared the fuck out of me. Then the crazy fucker stops at a bar in Citta where we downed several Becks, Grappas, etc.

Last time my dumb American ass gets on a cycle....

[Slomo]

It's an acquired taste for sure. I lasted 30 minutes driving in Rome. My cousin just laughed at me and said I had no idea how to really drive.

This accident happened in Rimini, right where you come into town from San Marino(I believe it is SS72 if I remember correctly).

My cousin has a Ducati and asked if I'd like to take a ride. Sure, no problem I thought, wearing flip-flops shirts and a T shirt. Nice spin through San Marino, right? Hell no. He proceeded to hit 180 kph on the roads up to San Marino. Scared the fuck out of me. Then the crazy fucker stops at a bar in Citta where we downed several Becks, Grappas, etc.

Last time my dumb American ass gets on a cycle....:lol

Yes you obviously do know about Italian driving!

San Marino is nice - I'm not too fond of Rimini though.

Oh, and those of you who thought Slovenian pear brandy was bad - you should try some grappa...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Rimini is good for the beach because it close to where I stay, Riccione for the night life/eye candy/food, and San Marino is nice because it's where my whole family is from.

A lot of people aren't to fond of the San Marinese apparently because of their snobby attitudes. It's funny, twenty years ago it was still a very poor country. It's like night and day, now.

[Shelly]

:lol

Yes you obviously do know about Italian driving!

San Marino is nice - I'm not too fond of Rimini though.

Oh, and those of you who thought Slovenian pear brandy was bad - you should try some grappa...

My husband LOVES grappa! I call it the lips and assholes of grapes...

[Slomo]

My husband LOVES grappa! I call it the lips and assholes of grapes...:lol:tu

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The dark grappa is worlds better than the clear Grappa. The clear shit is just plain nasty...

[ALVAREZ6]

T Park, tell us the truth. Did those Italians put something in your meatballs???

[ShoogarBear]

If you were, I would renew my passport immediately.

:spinYou know, I really tried to find a comeback to Obi but kept drawing blanks.

Way to come through in the clutch. :tu

[Guru of Nothing]

TPark = King of the Mountain!

P.S. - Hi Shelly, if I did not already say it elsewhere. BTW, my marinara sauce still >>> than yours.

It's true.

[Shelly]

TPark = King of the Mountain!

P.S. - Hi Shelly, if I did not already say it elsewhere. BTW, my marinara sauce still >>> than yours.

It's true.

NEVER!

[mcornelio]

:lol

[Solid D]

This thread may end up in "The Classics".