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spurschick
12-28-2006, 04:31 PM
the fucking Dead Sea!!!! You ask every single person in every single damned mall! We all know about your stupid product! I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I swear I'm going to bitchslap the next person who trys to rub salt scrub on my hand.

That is all.
1369
12-28-2006, 04:36 PM
http://www.marmaladecat.com/images/Nescafe%20Decaffeinated%20Gold%20Blend%20Coffee%20 100g.jpg

Heard it tastes just like regular...
ShoogarBear
12-28-2006, 04:41 PM
Last year at North Star Mall during the holidays there was this really hot Israeli chick at one of those kiosks. After a half hour of demonstrations I ended up buying something for every female in my family.
Solid D
12-28-2006, 04:48 PM
Just remember spurschick, if you see the words "Dead Sea" scroll.

:smokin
gatoloco
12-28-2006, 06:41 PM
someone skipped the midol kiosk as well...
Guru of Nothing
12-28-2006, 10:17 PM
the fucking Dead Sea!!!! You ask every single person in every single damned mall! We all know about your stupid product! I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I swear I'm going to bitchslap the next person who trys to rub salt scrub on my hand.

That is all.

Somebody needs a hug!

http://cache.consumerist.com/consumer/images/walmart_greeter.jpg
Guru of Nothing
12-28-2006, 10:20 PM
Just remember spurschick, if you see the words "Dead Sea" scroll.

.... or if you are in a mall, stroll.

The Dead Sea Stroll- can I copyright that?
Summers
12-29-2006, 01:06 PM
Has anyone wondered how much salt they can mine out of the Dead Sea before it becomes less saline and undead?
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-29-2006, 01:08 PM
the fucking Dead Sea!!!! You ask every single person in every single damned mall! We all know about your stupid product! I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I swear I'm going to bitchslap the next person who trys to rub salt scrub on my hand.

That is all.

*Runs to the mall to return Melissa's belated Christmas gift.*
Mixability
12-29-2006, 01:17 PM
add the dead sea scrub people to the the weird Arab guys always peddling their stinky cologne.
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-29-2006, 01:19 PM
add the dead sea scrub people to the the weird Arab guys always peddling their stinky cologne.

*Runs to the mall to buy KEDA's belated Christmas gift.*
spurschick
12-29-2006, 01:20 PM
*Runs to the mall to return Melissa's belated Christmas gift.*

It can only be Jared... :spin
Johnny_Blaze_47
12-29-2006, 01:22 PM
It can only be Jared... :spin

You do know that because of my employment with the E-N, I'm ineligible to win the Weekly Grand, right? :lol
angel_luv
12-29-2006, 02:09 PM
You do know that because of my employment with the E-N, I'm ineligible to win the Weekly Grand, right? :lol


Get her a Subway sandwich. Jarrod shops there too. :lol
spurschick
12-29-2006, 02:15 PM
You do know that because of my employment with the E-N, I'm ineligible to win the Weekly Grand, right? :lol

I feel your pain :lol I wasn't allowed to enter either. Or this freakin' Basketball Bingo.