Joakim Noah...

[ALVAREZ6]

is one ugly piece of shit.

http://www.gatorgallery.com/albums/albun39/Image10.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/04/03/topper-noah.jpg

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/grant_wahl/03/22/bkc.bag/t1_noah.jpg

http://www.espn.go.com/media/ncb/2006/0403/photo/a_noah_275.jpg

http://visports.vegasinsider.com/visports/images/basketball/college/joakim33.jpg

http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos/2006/04/04/NCAA_FLORIDA_bw_sports_t180.jpg





My appologies to those who didn't desire to see the above pictures.

[Willinsa]

Is he Spanish from Old School?

[johngateswhiteley]

what does this have to do with Sports?

[ALVAREZ6]

what does this have to do with Sports?
He plays basketball in college, and this is the college sports forum.

[leemajors]

what does this have to do with Sports?

nothing, seems like a club forum topic.

[ALVAREZ6]

Alright, due to bitching, I'll post this in the Trolls.

[MajorMike]

Almost as good looking as his dad.

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20041003/945_300391792_yannick_noah_16_H182121_L.jpg
http://www.subversiv.com/doc/stup/noah.jpg
http://www.megghy.com/immagini/Psx/FICHE%20Y/COVERS/Yannick_Noah_2000_Pal.jpg

[Mr Dio]

I just hope he is a stud on the court next yr 'cuz I have him on my Dynasty/Keeper league team.

[Brutalis]

The kid is overrated. He won't last 2 years in the NBA.

On top of his traveling post moves yep, he's ugly.

[K-State Spur]

He looks like a cross between Gollum & Manute Bol.

[tlongII]

He'll be very good in the NBA. Very long and very athletic.

[BeerIsGood!]

He plays basketball in college, and this is the college sports forum.

He kind of reminds me of your mom, who by all accounts likes it hard and deep. So deep that it puts her ass to sleep.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I think its funny that alvarez is fixated on noah's looks, when he should be worrying about how his lame ass villanova team constantly blows it in the tournament.

[Willinsa]

Is Alvarez obsessed with Noah?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Ever since Florida owned the incredibly overrated 2006 Villanova team in the tournament, Alvarez has made like 4 threads on the kid, just cuz he can't accept his yankee ass team flat out sucks.

[johngateswhiteley]

He plays basketball in college, and this is the college sports forum.

his looks have to do with sports?

[Sam]

Go Gators!!!

[RonMexico]

I think he's kind of overrated - I love how many replays they had of that dunk Al Horford made in the last game on a pass from Noah - it was a great dunk, but never should've happened because Noah's foot was out-of-bounds a clear 2 seconds before the pass... still, he should go first in the WNBA draft this summer.

On the other hand, I don't think he has very many good post moves - gets most of his points off put backs or dishes from the guards. His body type is very similar to Boris Diaw, so if he can develop some jump hook moves and a medium range jumper like Diaw, then he'll be effective, but not a franchise player... he can already rebound better than Diaw, so that's in his favor.

[Doug Collins]

Noah's overrated and obnoxious. Gotta love a guy who rim checks a dunk then gets lucky and gets the ball to a more talented teammate, who proceeds to posterize an opposing player. Afterward Noah unleashes his patented ultra-cliche, emotion-filled, big mouth yell or his "o-face" as if the rim check never happened. Emotion is cool and all in big games, but not in a 30 point blowout against an inferior team.

[Doug Collins]

I think he's kind of overrated - I love how many replays they had of that dunk Al Horford made in the last game on a pass from Noah - it was a great dunk, but never should've happened because Noah's foot was out-of-bounds a clear 2 seconds before the pass... still, he should go first in the WNBA draft this summer.

On the other hand, I don't think he has very many good post moves - gets most of his points off put backs or dishes from the guards. His body type is very similar to Boris Diaw, so if he can develop some jump hook moves and a medium range jumper like Diaw, then he'll be effective, but not a franchise player... he can already rebound better than Diaw, so that's in his favor.

Maybe if Diaw was to go on some kind of an extended fast and then chop up his face to look like a weasel. At least they're both french.

[RonMexico]

Maybe if Diaw was to go on some kind of an extended fast and then chop up his face to look like a weasel. At least they're both french.

I should have said, "pre-contract extension Diaw" because the current one is a huge Winn (that's a code we use for "fatty" out in Arizona).