How you know you have an awesome wife

[Spurminator]

She asks you for Sirius Satellite Radio for HER Christmas gift.

:music

[PM5K]

Nah, she asks you for a big screen HDTV with League Pass for HER Christmas gift...

[TheSanityAnnex]

You tell her no to the Sirius Radio and she still sucks your dick that night.

[SequSpur]

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[1369]

She asks if it's cool with you if her really hot girlfriend comes over later for a bit of the ol' "slap and tickle"?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She loves basketball.











(I'm a man of simple needs, what can I say.)

[adrienne]

Nah, she asks you for a big screen HDTV with League Pass for HER Christmas gift...

That would be my perfect present. Too bad I'm no one's wife anymore.

[Billy Cobham]

That would be my perfect present. Too bad I'm no one's wife anymore.

Marry me!

[Pablo Escobar]

when you blow your load and she says (gulp) its ok

[Fillmoe]

when you can spray on her face and she still makes you breakfast

[Fillmoe]

when she brings over a female friend and demands a threesome

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

when she brings over a male friend and demands a threesome


:smokin

[pseudofan]

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:frying:
:fight
:gpower

[Shelly]

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Must need Pseudo's approval for something...

[Solid D]

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Under :tu

[Solid D]

BTW, my wife is awesome!

[mikejones99]

You have an awesome wife if your name is AK47.

[Fillmoe]

why cuz he allows u to fuck 1 other woman a year? a real wife has no limit

[mikejones99]

why would any man ever get married? very expensive and a bad investment for sure

[pseudofan]

Must need Pseudo's approval for something...

You got it twisted Shelly. He thinks he has an awesome wife because he thinks he can tell her "get in the kitchen and make me some pie".......
He's gonna get it when I get home..... :ihit

By the way..... good to see you here again Shelly! You were very missed. Everyone was having trouble deciding who looked much older now.... :p:

[Shelly]

:lol

:flipoff

:)

[2Blonde]

You got it twisted Shelly. He thinks he has an awesome wife because he thinks he can tell her "get in the kitchen and make me some pie".......
He's gonna get it when I get home..... :ihit

By the way..... good to see you here again Shelly! You were very missed. Everyone was having trouble deciding who looked much older now.... :p:

I win hands down.... I'm getting new wrinkles every day. :lol

[Shelly]

I win hands down.... I'm getting new wrinkles every day. :lol


Well...you ARE older!!!! :makeout

It's because we have teenagers.