ShoogarBear
01-03-2007, 06:16 PM
Wednesday, 3 January 2006, 1717 HRS CST
WEDNESDAY . . . NOTICEABLE INCREASE IN DRIP ACTIVITY. SMATTERING SPRINKLES OF INANE CRAP EMANATING FROM THE NORTH, PUNCTUATED BY OBVIOUS SIGNS OF POST-2000 BANDWAGONING.
THURSDAY . . . ACCELERATING HAILSTORMS OF BLUE-AND-WHITE IDIOCY FRONTED BY A WHINING Q-BAND. CONTINUING INSPID BITS OF BLATHER CLOUDEN THE HORIZON.
FRIDAY . . . EXPECT FULL-ON THUNDERING BLIZZARDS OF NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT FROM THE NORTH-BY-NORTHEAST FRIDAY NIGHT THRU SATURDAY WITH PEAKING TORRENTS OF EMBARRASSING STUPIDITY OR EVEN COMPLETE ABSENCE OF MEANINGFUL CEREBRAL ACTIVITY, EASILY REACHING 8.5 ON THE DUMBASS SCALE. THIS WILL ACCOMPANIED BY INCREDULOUS DISBELIEF AND DISDAIN FROM THE MIDWEST, SOUTHWEST, AND FAR WEST.
SATURDAY . . . IMBECILIC STENCH SHOULD BEGIN TO CLEAR. NORMAL INTELLIGENT ACTIVITY MAY BE RESUMED BY LATE SATURDAY OR EARLY SUNDAY.
WEDNESDAY . . . NOTICEABLE INCREASE IN DRIP ACTIVITY. SMATTERING SPRINKLES OF INANE CRAP EMANATING FROM THE NORTH, PUNCTUATED BY OBVIOUS SIGNS OF POST-2000 BANDWAGONING.
THURSDAY . . . ACCELERATING HAILSTORMS OF BLUE-AND-WHITE IDIOCY FRONTED BY A WHINING Q-BAND. CONTINUING INSPID BITS OF BLATHER CLOUDEN THE HORIZON.
FRIDAY . . . EXPECT FULL-ON THUNDERING BLIZZARDS OF NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT FROM THE NORTH-BY-NORTHEAST FRIDAY NIGHT THRU SATURDAY WITH PEAKING TORRENTS OF EMBARRASSING STUPIDITY OR EVEN COMPLETE ABSENCE OF MEANINGFUL CEREBRAL ACTIVITY, EASILY REACHING 8.5 ON THE DUMBASS SCALE. THIS WILL ACCOMPANIED BY INCREDULOUS DISBELIEF AND DISDAIN FROM THE MIDWEST, SOUTHWEST, AND FAR WEST.
SATURDAY . . . IMBECILIC STENCH SHOULD BEGIN TO CLEAR. NORMAL INTELLIGENT ACTIVITY MAY BE RESUMED BY LATE SATURDAY OR EARLY SUNDAY.