Where Do I Find Kittens? [Archive] - SpursTalk.com Forums

PM5K

01-15-2007, 01:24 PM

So I'm going to buy this bitch I know a kitten for Valentine's day, she's always loved cats and I've begun to like them more over the years.

Anyhow, where can I find kittens? Do they sell them at places like PetsMart or something?

Also I know with dogs they have to be a certain ammount of weeks old before they are sold, how old do kittens have to be?

TIA!

PM5K

01-15-2007, 01:25 PM

Awww fuck, wrong place....

Trainwreck2100

01-15-2007, 01:34 PM

The answer is

In the Dallas Mavs locker room.

Amare_32

01-15-2007, 01:34 PM

PM5K

01-15-2007, 01:41 PM

The answer is

In the Dallas Mavs locker room.

I didn't say pussies, I said kittens...

SpursWoman

01-15-2007, 01:41 PM

Animal Defense League.

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 01:42 PM

so you're looking to buy a kitten for a dog? hmm...

PM5K

01-15-2007, 01:43 PM

so you're looking to buy a kitten for a dog? hmm...

No when I say bitch I mean woman....

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 01:45 PM

No when I say bitch I mean woman....

I figured that, but was giving you the benefit of a doubt
well aren't you quite the gentelman...lol :lol

PM5K

01-15-2007, 01:47 PM

I figured that, but was giving you the benefit of a doubt
well aren't you quite the gentelman...lol :lol

Hey I'm getting her a kitten!

EDIT: And it's probably not a great idea to ever give me the benefit of the doubt...

CosmicCowboy

01-15-2007, 01:48 PM

I have a friend with a boa constrictor...I'll ask him where he gets his kittens...

Johnny_Blaze_47

01-15-2007, 01:56 PM

You've endeared yourself to such a large population of the SpursTalk community, haven't you, PM5K?

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:00 PM

You've endeared yourself to such a large population of the SpursTalk community, haven't you, PM5K?

All I know is that this kitten is getting me laid for sure....

Johnny_Blaze_47

01-15-2007, 02:01 PM

All I know is that this kitten is getting me laid for sure....

:tu

Johnny_Blaze_47

01-15-2007, 02:02 PM

:tu

Unless you're laying the kitten, that would be :td.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:02 PM

Unless you're laying the kitten, that would be bad.

:rolleyes

Trainwreck2100

01-15-2007, 02:02 PM

All I know is that this kitten is getting me laid for sure....

Just make sure you delete all her exes #s from her phone before giving the kitten.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:04 PM

Just make sure you delete all her exes #s from her phone before giving the kitten.

Why would I do that?

I don't want the bitch bothering me all the fucking time...

Trainwreck2100

01-15-2007, 02:09 PM

Why would I do that?

I don't want the bitch bothering me all the fucking time...

you were warned

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 02:12 PM

You can have one of the strays that runs around my house.

Sunshine

01-15-2007, 02:18 PM

Be sure to get her a Valentines Day card that says "To My Bitch...."

Try the Humane Society over on Fredericksburg Road.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:21 PM

I'm probably looking for an orange cat, not sure if that's any specific type or breed though....

"A Pussy For My Bitch On Valentines Day"

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 02:22 PM

I'm probably looking for an orange cat, not sure if that's any specific type or breed though....

"A Pussy For My Bitch On Valentines Day"

that's so freakin romantic
I don't know how she's gonna resist you

Shelly

01-15-2007, 02:25 PM

http://i3.tinypic.com/2dm7a1f.gif

Johnny_Blaze_47

01-15-2007, 02:34 PM

http://i3.tinypic.com/2dm7a1f.gif

This is why I missed Shelly all that time. :lmao

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:35 PM

that's so freakin romantic
I don't know how she's gonna resist you

That's what I'm talking about, you'll be puddy in my hands...

:lol

SpursWoman

01-15-2007, 02:38 PM

My bear no longer has the heart .... :depressed

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/aflac.jpg

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:39 PM

Your personal collection?

SpursWoman

01-15-2007, 02:41 PM

No ... User doesn't have to bribe me for pussy. :lol

PM5K

01-15-2007, 02:41 PM

No ... User doesn't have to bribe me for pussy. :lol

Yeah I don't either, I don't know why I bother....

I gave her a dozen roses about a week ago, and she asked me what I wanted in return and I told her she'd already given it to me (sex), then I realized I got the short end of the stick, I got something I would have gotten anyway....

Shelly

01-15-2007, 02:42 PM

:lol

SW...you need to get another one!

Sunshine

01-15-2007, 02:59 PM

To round out the collection:

http://www.unchristianlikebehavior.com/whoreteddybear.jpg

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:02 PM

To round out the collection:

http://www.unchristianlikebehavior.com/whoreteddybear.jpg

Damn that's perfect....

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:08 PM

I was thinking about some of these as well, but I don't like the vase:

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4471/16669rvzme5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 03:10 PM

I was thinking about some of these as well, but I don't like the vase:

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4471/16669rvzme5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

honestly, I dont like the vase much either. maybe you can get a different ones? the roses/flowers are gorgeous

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:15 PM

honestly, I dont like the vase much either. maybe you can get a different ones? the roses/flowers are gorgeous

Yeah I can, they have this one too:

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1958/16669vgu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'm sure I can get something else though, I want the stems to come out of the vase...

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 03:17 PM

Yeah I can, they have this one too:

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1958/16669vgu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'm sure I can get something else though, I want the stems to come out of the vase...

that one is better :tu
are you sure you want the stems to come out of the vase? I don't know if it will hold together as well if so...

LuvBones

01-15-2007, 03:19 PM

:wtf Is he getting these flowers for YOU?^

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 03:20 PM

:wtf Is he getting these flowers for YOU?^

LOL no...
read the whole thread dork :p:

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:20 PM

that one is better :tu
are you sure you want the stems to come out of the vase? I don't know if it will hold together as well if so...

Damn your smart, I guess I'll go with that one or something very similar...

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:20 PM

:wtf Is he getting these flowers for YOU?^

Should I ?

LuvBones

01-15-2007, 03:22 PM

No.

LuvBones

01-15-2007, 03:23 PM

:lol I'm just playing.. but hey if she's helping you pick them out maybe you should send her a dozen as well.

Spurfect

01-15-2007, 03:24 PM

:lol I'm just playing.. but hey if she's helping you pick them out maybe you should send her a dozen as well.

if he gets laid, then he can send me some thank you flowers :lol

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 03:29 PM

Damn this dude is already thinking about Valentine's Day. I guess I should start thinking about what I'm going to get my bitch.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:35 PM

Damn this dude is already thinking about Valentine's Day. I guess I should start thinking about what I'm going to get my bitch.

Yeah I figure it might take me some time to find a kitten I think she'll like, and get everything squared away...

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:36 PM

if he gets laid, then he can send me some thank you flowers :lol

I get laid either way....

That's why I'm such a nice guy, I don't have to buy her a thing...

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 03:37 PM

Yeah I figure it might take me some time to find a kitten I think she'll like, and get everything squared away...

Well I'm sure your bitch will appreciate it.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:41 PM

Well I'm sure your bitch will appreciate it.

Any bitch would...

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 03:43 PM

I know my bitch would love that kind of effort. Too bad my bitch isn't getting anything but a mouthful of cock for Valentine's Day.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 03:44 PM

I know my bitch would love that kind of effort. Too bad my bitch isn't getting anything but a mouthful of cock for Valentine's Day.

Dick In A Box My Friend, The Gift That Keeps On Giving...

PM5K

01-15-2007, 04:18 PM

Should I get chocolates too?

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 04:20 PM

Should I get chocolates too?

Fuck that. Your bitch should be getting you chocolates.

PM5K

01-15-2007, 04:21 PM

Fuck that. Your bitch should be getting you chocolates.

I'll probably eat most of them anyway, does that count?

midgetonadonkey

01-15-2007, 04:22 PM

I'll probably eat most of them anyway, does that count?

No.

PM5K

01-22-2007, 03:20 PM

So the PetSmart and that other pet place were both strikeouts, they had cats but no kittens.

I'll be going to the Humane Soceity on Fred Rd tomorrow but they don't seem to have very many according to their website either.

I think they have to be like three months old right?

missmyzte

01-22-2007, 04:45 PM

Have you checked the classified ads? Asked around with friends/colleages? I got my 5-month-old kitten from the sister of a friend of mine.

tlongII

01-22-2007, 04:49 PM

I think they come from cats.

1369

01-22-2007, 04:53 PM

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6280/invisiblesandwich3dz.jpg

ShoogarBear

01-22-2007, 04:53 PM

This thread has been around this long and no one has used the "Pussy for pussy" line?