**corrupt a wish thread**

[pawe]

Time waster! (I saw this on another board and I thought it would be a nice addition here)
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

example:
1st person: I wish I did not need to exercise to stay in shape
next person: Granted, but your shape is round!

I'll start:

I wish i had x-ray vision

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted.............but your vision consists of permanently seeing Roseanne Barr naked.

[pawe]

now make a wish to keep this thing going

[Greg Oden]

i wish i wasn't the best player in college basketball.

[BIG IRISH]

Granted, but you will be in a car accident and never be able to play basketball again.


I wish the spurs would make a trade for a real small forward.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will be in a car accident and never be able to play basketball again.


I wish the spurs would make a trade for a real small forward.

granted, but they will have to trade tim duncan and manu ginobili to get him


I wish this thread was never created

[pawe]

granted, but something more stupid will be started

i wish i look like Brad Pitt

[IceColdBrewski]

granted, but you'd get eaten by T-Park.

I just wish Kori would "Get a clue."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

granted, but you'd get eaten by T-Park.

I just wish Kori would "Get a clue."

Granted, but the answer is always Professor Plum in the Study with the Wrench, and Kori will always win.

I wish that I had more money.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but the answer is always Professor Plum in the Study with the Wrench, and Kori will always win.

I wish that I had more money.


Granted, you will win the lottery today for a cool million. Sad thing is you will get ran over by a car and die after walking out with the winning ticket.

I wish the Kings would get Greg Oden

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but Greg Oden will tear his ACL during the shoot-a-round of his first preseason game.


I wish NorCal would leave this site for good.

[mcornelio]

Granted, but the cowboys will draft him as the backup field goal set-up man since romo lost the game for them.

i wish i didnt have to use condoms

[SAtown]

Granted, but the cowboys will draft him as the backup field goal set-up man since romo lost the game for them.

i wish i didnt have to use condoms

Granted, but you will have had kids with every girl you didn't use a condom with.

I wish I could have sex with that girl in TheSanityAnnex's sig.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.


Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

I wish I had a pound of some purple kush right about now.

[jaffies]

Granted, but you will bust your nut while putting the condom on and be so humiliated by the event that you'll never be able to become erect again. And she will laugh at you.


I wish I could have sex with the girl in my sig as well.

GRANTED...but she will be covered with SAtown's premature nut.

I wish I was president of the United States.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

I wish I had a pound of some purple kush right about now.

Granted, but you have to pull it out of the ass of a dead 600 pound Italian lady.

I wish Fillmoe would quit posting.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, you will have sex with her only to find out she has a penis after performing fellatio on you.

As long as I don't know before hand.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you have to pull it out of the ass of a dead 600 pound Italian lady.

I wish Fillmoe would quit posting.Granted, but then he will post non-stop with his rapper trolls.


I wish we were allowed to post naked female pictures here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but then he will post non-stop with his rapper trolls.


I wish we were allowed to post naked female pictures here.

Granted, but they can only be morbidly obese women.

I wish I could move to Jamaica, blast Rocksteady and puff on the ganja all day.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted, but you will be smoking dirt weed and listening to Sean Paul nonstop.


I wish Sean Paul would die.

[Fillmoe]

Granted, but you will be smoking dirt weed and listening to Sean Paul nonstop.


I wish Sean Paul would die.

Granted, but 10 more artists just like Sean Paul will hit the scene.

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but 10 more artists just like Sean Paul will hit the scene.

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.

Granted, but he will still be able to type and post on these forums.

I wish I could break dance.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I wish midge would keep my name out his mouth. He worse than a female.Granted, but you'll now have the taste of VF21 in your mouth.


I wish I was a mod here.

[CubanMustGo]

Granted but you'd been in charge of the troll forum and have to read all of Mouse's posts......I wish for world peace.

Granted but it's Osama's world peace, and you, infidel, must die!

I wish all the stupid ghetto wanna-be white boys would quit wasting SpursTalk bandwidth.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Granted, but the freed up bandwith will instead be eaten up by threads about snowboarding.

I wish I had a private jet.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but it will be a World War I Fokker.

I wish that I could sing.

[Sapphire]

Granted. You sing like Tiny Tim.

I wish I was rich, thin, and beautiful.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, he'll have more time boning your girl.

I wish I hit the winning shot in game 7 of the NBA Finals.

[Slomo]

Granted, but you're playing for the Lakers

I wish there was a good mexican restaurant open at this hour.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but it's in San Antonio.

I wish I spoke fluent Spanish.

[Slomo]

Granted but you live in Mongolia

I wish TP would pass to Manu

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, but Manu has Nazr's hands.

I wish the Spurs had a long three.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Granted, but Manu has Nazr's hands.

I wish the Spurs had a long three.

Granted... but his name is Michael Barry or Brent Finley

I wish I was a balla

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted... but his name is Michael Barry or Brent Finley

I wish I was a balla

Granted but you only have 2 toes on each foot.

I wish I didn't have the herps.

[Sapphire]

Granted, but you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

Granted, but you are dead.

I wish I didn't have so much nipple hair.

[ShoogarBear]

Granted, it's all in your ears now.

I wish I could fly.

[phyzik]

Granted, it's all in your ears now.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your a dove and only during dove season.

I wish the government would tell us that aliens really do exist. (Watching UFO files on History channel :lol )

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but your a dove and only during dove season.

I wish the government would tell us that aliens really do exist. (Watching UFO files on History channel :lol )

Granted, but they turn them loose on the general population and they all smell like ass.

I wish I could get free Subway for 2 years.

[kobe_bryant]

Granted, but you get shot in the nuts while picking up your free sub.

I wish Shaq never came to LA

[CuckingFunt]

Granted, but you get shot in the nuts while picking up your free sub.

I wish Shaq never came to LAGranted, but your bling collection just got reduced by three rings.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted but you wish you had a girl who looked good and you would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

[jaffies]

Granted but you wish you had a girl who looked good and you would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala



GRANTED...but the rabbit comes out of the hat, shoves his bat up your ass and drives off in your Impala


I wish I could go back in time and stop American Idol

[CuckingFunt]

GRANTED...but the rabbit comes out of the hat, shoves his bat up your ass and drives off in your Impala


I wish I could go back in time and stop American IdolGranted, but get ready for the newest reality show sensation: "America's Next Top Prop Comic".

I wish Cartoon Network would start showing "Cartoon Planet" again.

[johngateswhiteley]

I wish I could go back in time and stop American Idol

then there would be no "american idol sucks (thread)" :depressed

[Sapphire]

Granted, but it's on at 3AM and it's in Aramaic with English subtitles.

I wish I owned a radio station.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Granted, but it's on at 3AM and it's in Aramaic with English subtitles.

I wish I owned a radio station.

Granted but your legal department won't have the common sense to stop your DJ's from holding a "Don't Pee for a PS3" contest, someone will die, and you're looking at a monster lawsuit.

I wish I could drink on the job.

[Jimcs50]

Granted, but the closest bathroom is 4 kms away.

I wish they didn't cancel Saved by the Bell.


Granted, but Zack and AC are recast. Jon Lovitz and Ray Romano now are staring in the roles.

I wish I could get rid of this rash.

[Sapphire]

Granted, but your penis fell off.

I wish I was drunk.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, but your penis fell off.

I wish I was drunk.

Granted but you wake up next to a 68 year old hermaphrodite.

I wish this thread would die.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Granted but you wake up next to a 68 year old hermaphrodite.

I wish this thread would die.Granted, and along with it dies your love of fat chicks and alcohol.

I wish beer was free on Sundays.

[midgetonadonkey]

Granted, and along with it dies your love of fat chicks and alcohol.

I wish beer was free on Sundays.

Granted but it's Natural Light.

I wish they can find a doner for the new liver I need.

[Sapphire]

Granted but it's Natural Light.

I wish they can find a doner for the new liver I need.
Granted, but it belongs to Mick Jagger.

I wish I owned a restaurant.