Beastial ménage à trois in California

[Spurminator]

Sick.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-2569370,00.html

[IX_Equilibrium]

haha, well done

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Barbaro's ghost is gonna be pissed he missed out on this.

[1369]

It was just a little head.

[whottt]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070129/tdy_taibbi_attack_070129.300w.jpg


Survivor of mountain lion attack gets worse


70-year-old Calif. man in critical condition following attack by predator
NBC VIDEO


• Hiker in serious condition after attack
Jan. 29: Jim Hamm, a 70-year-old hiker, remains hospitalized in serious condition less than a week after he was attacked by a mountain lion in a state park in northern California. NBC's Mike Taibbi reports.
Today show


SAN FRANCISCO - The condition of a Northern California hiker attacked by a mountain lion last week worsened over the weekend and he was listed in critical condition Monday morning, NBC affiliate KNTV reported.

The report cited a spokesperson for California Pacific Medical Center. No other information was immediately available.

Jim Hamm, 70, of Fortuna, Calif., first underwent surgery Wednesday after a mountain lion ambushed him at Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park. He and his wife, Nell, were hiking in the park when a female lion pounced on him, scalped him, mauled his face and inflicted other puncture wounds and scratches.

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On Saturday night, Hamm was rushed into emergency surgery Saturday night at Mad River Community Hospital in Arcata , and doctors downgraded him from fair to serious condition. He returned to the intensive care unit on Sunday morning.

A spokesman there earlier said that relatives requested that more details of Hamm’s condition not be released.

Hunting down the mountain lion
After the attack, game wardens closed the park about 320 miles north of San Francisco and released hounds to track the lion. They shot and killed a pair of lions found near the trail where the attack happened.

The carcasses were flown to a state forensics lab, where researchers identified the female lion as the attacker and confirmed that she did not have rabies.

Although the Hamms are experienced hikers, neither had seen a mountain lion before Jim Hamm was mauled, his wife said last week.

Nell Hamm, 65, said she grabbed a four-inch-wide log and beat the animal with it, but it would not release its hold on her husband’s head.

“Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, ‘I’ve got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye,”’ she said last week in an interview with The Associated Press. “So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn’t want to go in as easy as I thought it would.”

When the pen bent and became useless, Nell Hamm went back to using the log. The lion eventually let go and, with blood on its snout, stood staring at the woman. She screamed and waved the log until the animal walked away.

The couple walked a quarter-mile to a trail head, where the wife gathered branches to protect them if more lions came around. They waited until a ranger came by and summoned help.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16869185/

[Spurminator]

....and now I feel like a giant douche.

[Trainwreck2100]

....and now I feel like a giant douche.

What, you didn;t read the article, I thought you had

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As AHF would say:
"fucking California hippies got what the deserved, walking around in woods without an NRA-approved fully automatic weapon"

[Spurminator]

What, you didn't read the article, I thought you had

Nah, I knew what the story was about, just caught the headline and my deviant sense of humor overtook my sense of decency.

Hopefully he gets better and we can laugh again at the outrageous headline.

[whottt]

I just noticed the headline that caught your attention. That is funny. What the hell were they thinking?

[Spurminator]

:lol

Asshole.

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Any mountain lions in Texas? We have them here.