Bands that make you gay(as told to us by the uber-christians)

[Trainwreck2100]

* The Spores (endorse suicide)

* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik

* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen

* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)

* The Pet Shop Boys

* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner

* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground

* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang

* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

[Sunshine]

:rolleyes

[Mixability]

no Coldplay?

[1369]

* Elton John(really gay)

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Paging Captain Obvious, Captain Obvious pick up the white courtesy phone please.

[Spurminator]

No way is this for real.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

[1369]

No way is this for real.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

Think?

Check out the "safe" bands...


The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Kansas??!??!
Their guitarist is a VERY devout christian!!!!
What a bunch of dopes!!!
And what is Motorhead doing on there?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

What's gay about Frank Sinatra?

[sa_butta]

no mj?Make you gay not a pedophile.

[Medvedenko]

Yeah, I saw that...too bad there is no forum set up on that site....

[Extra Stout]

Is that run by Fred Phelps' church?

[ChumpDumper]

Morrisey is questionable?

No one in the Grateful Dead had AIDS. WTF?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I don't get it. How are Ghostface Killah and Tech N9ne gay? Did I miss something?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

No way is this for real.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video


lololololololollololololololololololOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ChumpDumper]

I want to see that dude tell Ted Nugent his music makes people gay.

I really do.

[Solid D]

Some guy trying to get his face out there so that people will start threads about him.

[Extra Stout]

How in the world did that list omit SHOW TUNES?????

[shelshor]

...No one in the Grateful Dead had AIDS. WTF?
Closest they could come would be Phil Lesh developing Hepatitis C and getting a liver transplant---and then encouraging folks to check the box on their drivers license to be organ donors

[whottt]

LMAO @ Ted Nugent making you gay.


Tha's like saying water makes you die of thirst.

[whottt]

Wilson Phillips?


Yeah looking at Chyna Phillips, all I could think about was other men.

[whottt]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-picture-image-media/Chynna-Phillips-488x803-72.089kb-media-1452-media-83782-1062357901.jpg


Goddamn...I need some dick, quick.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol

It is a sign of maturity that will not put that in my sig.

[exstatic]

The Metallica entry must be a reference to St. Anger.
:lmao

[mookie2001]

ima playa x5, oh oh oh ima playa

[fraga]

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

[Guru of Nothing]

Let's not forget the Reverend Horton Heat and the song Cowboy Love.


I wanna go two steppin'
With a good lookin' big black buck
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love

Tall of course dark and handsome
A gentlemen in every way
A true cow poke in every sense of the word
We really go to work in the hay

A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger
Yet peaceful as a dove
It's inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love

I know that us as a couple
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy
When they see his cute behind

That's why each night by the campfire
I thank my lucky stars above
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love

Yeah I know that us as a couple
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy
When they see his cute behind

That's why each night by the campfire
I thank my lucky stars above
For inter-racial cowboy homo kind of love
Kind of love
Kind of love

[MrChug]

No way is this for real.

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

DAMNIT! Now I'm gonna have that song in my head all night! "God hates a f*g" :lmao

[Jimcs50]

I'm gay

[01Snake]

I'm gay


I must be too as I like a lot of those bands. I guess I better let my wife know. :lol

[cornbread]

* The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* George Michael (texan)
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Elton John(really gay)


So Elton John gets "really gay" and George Michael is a "texan"??? WTF???

[Spurminator]

I'm gay


Has no one sig'd this yet?

[Summers]

No one in the Grateful Dead had AIDS. WTF?

No, listening to the Grateful Dead gives you AIDS.

[Mark in Austin]

* Frankie Goes to Hollywood

okay I'll give them that one. :lol