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Kori Ellis
02-02-2007, 02:16 AM
It's going to be a long, long five days.

100. Think up unreasonable trade scenarios.

99. Make Beno Udrih Voodoo Dolls

whottt
02-02-2007, 02:17 AM
98. Bitch

Mr. Body
02-02-2007, 02:17 AM
97. Spend more time on Draft Express and nbadraft.net.

Pablo Escobar
02-02-2007, 02:18 AM
96. bitch about small ball

ChumpDumper
02-02-2007, 02:19 AM
95. Go to the Toro games and watch a winning team for a change.

infinite styles
02-02-2007, 02:20 AM
94. Argue with each other about each players worth to the team.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:20 AM
93. Celebrate a personal gain.

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:20 AM
93. Bask in the glory of D'Antoni's coaching (sarcastic)

infinite styles
02-02-2007, 02:21 AM
92. Make fun of Sequ's height

cornbread
02-02-2007, 02:21 AM
91. Self medicate

whottt
02-02-2007, 02:21 AM
92. Try and figure out what in the hell Johnny Blaze meant.

aaronstampler
02-02-2007, 02:22 AM
92. Watch the 04-05 DVD

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:22 AM
73. Screw up the numbering system in this thread.

Pablo Escobar
02-02-2007, 02:23 AM
90. watch the superbowl

ChumpDumper
02-02-2007, 02:23 AM
92. Try and figure out what in the hell Johnny Blaze meant.He bet on the Suns tonight.

THE SIXTH MAN
02-02-2007, 02:23 AM
89.Make more threads of unrealistic trading scenarios.

Mr. Body
02-02-2007, 02:24 AM
89.Make more threads of unrealistic trading scenarios.

But we really ARE gonna get Pau Gasol! We have expirings!

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:24 AM
88. Realize Manu can tear the Suns up at will.

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:25 AM
87. Give their balls a pat on the sack and say "Thanks for being there"

infinite styles
02-02-2007, 02:25 AM
86. Figure out a way to trade for Nash and Amare without giving up the big 3.

Pablo Escobar
02-02-2007, 02:26 AM
85. hope the spurs grow some balls

MannyIsGod
02-02-2007, 02:27 AM
84. Ask to free James White

THE SIXTH MAN
02-02-2007, 02:27 AM
38.LOL blaze called it.

MannyIsGod
02-02-2007, 02:27 AM
83. Make fun of those anting to free James White

ChumpDumper
02-02-2007, 02:28 AM
84. Ask to free James White

83. Make fun of those anting to free James WhiteBeat you to both of those.

sabar
02-02-2007, 02:28 AM
82. Try to not look at Beno's stats

rayray2k8
02-02-2007, 02:29 AM
81. Will drink more this superbowl weekend.
Where are those shower and pill pics that mouse likes to put up?? :lol

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:29 AM
82. Hire the Toros mascot for late game disruptions.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:30 AM
79. Leave cryptic messages in this thread for lifer SpursTalkers to figure out.

ggoose25
02-02-2007, 02:31 AM
78. Pray for Bonner's knee

Nbadan
02-02-2007, 02:32 AM
80. Vote in even more Club Polls for chicks they have no chance of banging

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:33 AM
80. Vote in even more Club Polls for chicks they have no chance of banging


73. Screw up the numbering system in this thread.

johnpaulwall21
02-02-2007, 02:34 AM
79. Feel like shit and go off on anyone that goes near u

rayray2k8
02-02-2007, 02:34 AM
76. Hope that the post come out in the right order. :lol

baseline bum
02-02-2007, 02:34 AM
76. Play NBA2k7, where the Spurs actually have a supporting cast.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:35 AM
76. Hope that the post come out in the right order. :lol

75. Be sorely disappointed when it doesn't. :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:35 AM
74. Do their taxes.

timvp
02-02-2007, 02:35 AM
75. Try to figure out why the Spurs didn't sign Reggie Evans or at least Devin freakin' Brown.

:pctoss

rayray2k8
02-02-2007, 02:36 AM
75. Be sorely disappointed when it doesn't. :lol
72. Skips 73 cuz its been taken.

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:36 AM
76. Play NBA2k7, where the Spurs actually have a supporting cast.

I actually traded Bonner and Williams for Banks on my Association - Bonner fits in well with the Suns.

I will admit that Banks was the only one who played solid D on Parker tonight but he is terrible offensively.

RC's Boss
02-02-2007, 02:38 AM
70. Drink Vodka and Smoke pot :toast :smokin

rayray2k8
02-02-2007, 02:39 AM
69. Wonder when Timvp will take off "In Fran we trust" avatar.

RC's Boss
02-02-2007, 02:39 AM
:lol
73. Screw up the numbering system in this thread.

RC's Boss
02-02-2007, 02:40 AM
69. Wonder when Timvp will take off "In Fran we trust" avatar.
I thought that was his own driver's liscense photo

infinite styles
02-02-2007, 02:42 AM
68. Realize that there's more to life than Spurs basketball

rayray2k8
02-02-2007, 02:42 AM
74. Do their taxes.
67. Decide what to do with you tax return. :greedy :elephant

infinite styles
02-02-2007, 02:42 AM
66. Come back to reality that the only thing that exists is Spurs Basketball

Nbadan
02-02-2007, 02:46 AM
65. Hope that we can get this thing done with Iran in 4 days

RonMexico
02-02-2007, 02:47 AM
64. Cheer for the Suns to beat the Mavs in May/June

Hoy
02-02-2007, 02:49 AM
63. Restrain the urge to tinkle on Pop's wine.

Ronaldo McDonald
02-02-2007, 02:53 AM
64. Get a Beno piniata for their kids/nephews/grandsons birthday party and relish the moment kids pound the shit out of it.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 02:57 AM
62. Consider walking to the store for a Dr. Pepper.

shelshor
02-02-2007, 02:59 AM
95. Go to the Toro games and watch a winning team for a change.
At least for Groundhog Day

61. Demand that Butler take Oberto's place on the active roster

ChumpDumper
02-02-2007, 02:59 AM
60. Walk to fridge to get Dr. Pepper to spite JB.

NuGGeTs-FaN
02-02-2007, 03:01 AM
59A. Watch the Nuggets suprise everyone and OWN the Suns early next week :smokin

or

59B. Watch the Nuggets get mandhandled again by the Blazers at home tomorrow night :lol

BIG IRISH
02-02-2007, 03:04 AM
70. Drink Vodka and Smoke pot :toast :smokin
http://gwally.com/avatars/photos/smoking_baby1.gif
I'll be glad when I get old enough to buy my own.
These GPC suck

What does everyone have against small ball :madrun

carina_gino20
02-02-2007, 03:05 AM
58. Avoid Spurstalk for a week. :lol

shelshor
02-02-2007, 03:06 AM
57. Bitch, rant and rave when I figure out how much money those thieving SOBs at the IRS are gonna want

Greg Oden
02-02-2007, 03:08 AM
56. Watch me

Greg Oden
02-02-2007, 03:08 AM
55. forget about durant

Greg Oden
02-02-2007, 03:08 AM
54. tank the rest of the season and try to get me

cornbread
02-02-2007, 03:09 AM
Look for solace in Kevin Durant.

Greg Oden
02-02-2007, 03:09 AM
53. think about how garbage the suns are when nash isn't playing

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 03:09 AM
51. Return from the store with two Dr. Pepper's.

timvp
02-02-2007, 03:10 AM
50. Figure out how much Devin would make the Spurs better.

cornbread
02-02-2007, 03:10 AM
50. 5 days=approx. 7-10 breakfast tacos.

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 03:10 AM
50. Figure out how much Devin would make the Spurs better.

49. Realize that won't fill up five days.

Nbadan
02-02-2007, 03:11 AM
48. Scouting reports for the Silver Spurs

Johnny_Blaze_47
02-02-2007, 03:13 AM
48. Scouting reports for the Silver Spurs

47. Ogle Becky Hammon.

sabar
02-02-2007, 03:22 AM
46. Complain about the FO.

sghspurs
02-02-2007, 03:34 AM
45. Forget about basketball

sghspurs
02-02-2007, 03:36 AM
44. Or watch the Aggies at Kansas. Then Aggies against the horns.

milkyway21
02-02-2007, 03:37 AM
curse for the person who arranged the Spurs schedule in the last 2 days

back to back games against Utah and Suns

then, 5 day rest vacation

why the hell he can't just squeeze the Suns' game between the 5 days resting sked? :cuss

Seriously, maybe I just try to watch the replays of the American Idol's tuneless freaks, they are at least entertaining to me than watching some of the Spurs' useless players running and running back and forth on the court and have not contributed anything to the help us win games.

Hey anybody here auditioned for the AI? Their next Sked is San Antonio, right ? :lol :music

J.T.
02-02-2007, 04:06 AM
42. Get belligerently drunk during Bid Night for my fraternity's new pledges tomorrow. Spend Saturday recovering. Come dangerously close to alcohol poisoning during the Super Bowl. Spend Monday recovering. Wake up on Tuesday to find the thread "Top 100 Ways the Spurs Will Lose the Washington Game" on ST.

Ronaldo McDonald
02-02-2007, 04:57 AM
Become a Rockets Fan (F*** the Mavs)

Kamnik
02-02-2007, 05:12 AM
41. Start a Beno defending thread just to see crazy reactions to it

Horry For 3!
02-02-2007, 05:37 AM
40. Relax as I have the weekend off, watch some basketball games and the Superbowl

DubMcDub
02-02-2007, 06:42 AM
How in the world is it that the Spurs have 5 days off? Is that typical during your RRT? Just a part of the scheduling that's unavoidable due to the massively long time spent on the road?

A team having 5 days off any time other than the all-star break seems extremely unusual to me.

Big Shot Rob
02-02-2007, 09:47 AM
40. Get laid 10 times

Cherry
02-02-2007, 10:38 AM
39. Watch the 05 Finals. (we need a team like that)

Budkin
02-02-2007, 10:41 AM
38. Pray hard for a trade or two.

angel_luv
02-02-2007, 10:54 AM
36) Hostess in my restaurant during the Rodeo.

Kermit
02-02-2007, 11:00 AM
35. hope that he-man comes to earth to defend us from the evil forces of skeletor...

aka dick bavetta

http://www.bbsr.de/images/nba/dick_bavetta_gross.jpg

Rydia
02-02-2007, 11:39 AM
34. Watch the Suns Vs. Spurs game where Manu scored 1000 points (Actually it's 48) And pretend it was last nights....

cornbread
02-02-2007, 01:41 PM
33. Watch CroCop kick Eddie Sanchez's head off.

Trifecta
02-02-2007, 01:49 PM
Go to Costco -- buy some geritol and fedex it to the spurs!

samikeyp
02-02-2007, 01:50 PM
31. Brush the fucking snow off my car...again! :lol

baseline bum
02-02-2007, 01:55 PM
I actually traded Bonner and Williams for Banks on my Association - Bonner fits in well with the Suns.

Any bigman with range kills in 2k7, where small-ball rules. I traded for Brian Cook, and he scores almost as much as Ginobili, and often more than Duncan.

LEONARD
02-02-2007, 01:59 PM
31. Sniff seats

SoCalSpursFan
02-02-2007, 04:23 PM
30. Realize that the Lakers are more of a "Team" than the Spurs. *kills self*

LEONARD
02-02-2007, 04:29 PM
33. Watch CroCop kick Eddie Sanchez's head off.

Hahahahaha :lol

So many confused people after that one...

texbound
02-02-2007, 04:39 PM
29.) Drive to Francisco Elson's house and take his blind ass to the optometrist, because I’m positive he can’t see a damn thing. First he awkwardly jumps for rebound against Utah (which I'm convinced he didn't even see and jumped only because someone said rebound), and then he can’t catch an easy pass from Parker against he Suns.

ArgSpursFan
02-02-2007, 04:47 PM
28.make a prayer to La virgen de Guadalupe.

fijian_cholo
02-02-2007, 04:49 PM
27. take 5 days to read the entire thread

polandprzem
02-02-2007, 04:52 PM
26. Cheer for polish national team in handball

25. Cheer for Adamek in World defending boxing title

texbound
02-02-2007, 04:54 PM
96. Masturbate to relieve their stress.

24.) Masturbate some more as the stress returns

SAtown
02-02-2007, 07:34 PM
22. Pray that mavs4ever won't be too disappointed to find out his team is going to choke again in the playoffs.

mardigan
02-02-2007, 07:38 PM
20)Fight Cornbread numerous times

Trifecta
02-02-2007, 07:40 PM
21. Pray the COWBOYS get Singletary as their next HC and Rivera as their DC!

mardigan
02-02-2007, 07:42 PM
18) Write Amare Stoudamire a letter challenging him to a fight

conversekid
02-02-2007, 08:45 PM
17) Curse pop as a coach

Udrihlooms
02-02-2007, 08:53 PM
16. Sign up in the WNBA's next season and build a 10 year dynasty there. ;)

lefty
02-02-2007, 08:55 PM
15. take a break from Spurstalk

See http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59442

cherylsteele
02-03-2007, 08:36 PM
How in the world is it that the Spurs have 5 days off? Is that typical during your RRT? Just a part of the scheduling that's unavoidable due to the massively long time spent on the road?

A team having 5 days off any time other than the all-star break seems extremely unusual to me.
I don't recall long lay offs like this before during the RRT.

13. Keep calling the Spurs front office and trying to convince them that you could at least come off the bench and make a few open shots and show more energy than those currently on the bench.

Don Quixote
02-03-2007, 08:59 PM
Go shopping for dresses ... *cough cough* I MEAN TOOLS. SHOPPING FOR TOOLS, LIKE A MAN ... (looks around)

And work on my house. I don't like basketball right now.