Chicago Bears practice delayed 2 hours

[01Snake]

CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. The Head coach immediately suspended
practice while police and federal investigators were called to
investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice
resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter
the substance again...

[kskonn]

this was posted for about six other teams earlier in the year... Besides they must have found it a couple of times to be in the super bowl.

[Spurminator]

:wtf

Okay, not only is this about the most overused joke in the history of sports jokes... but this is probably the worst application of the joke that has ever been attempted. The Bears were the 2nd highest scoring team in the league during the regular season, and they've been the highest scoring team in the postseason.

This is terrible. Just terrible. You blew this one bad. Hang your head in shame.

Hang it!

[BeerIsGood!]

Horrible Joke. Every NFL joke about white powder should incorporate Michael Irvin somehow.

[Pugglekicker_21]

and i thought reading the thread headline that we finally had a good controversy