Taco takes month off to promote new Wrap Album

[Taco]

Like Indiana Pacers forward Ron Artest

I, Taco would like to take a Month off from the SpursTalk to promote my New Wrap Album

Here are just a few of my song titles:

1. It's more than just a Tortilla.

2. Would you like Beans with that?

3. How do you like it Soft or Crispy?

4. ...


Additional Suggestions and song titles welcomed :lol

[mouse]

Is that an enchillada in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sung to the tune of Macho man
"Refried Refired beans" All I want to do, is refry beans"

Sung to the tune of who let the dogs out
"who took the salsa? who, who, who, who?"

[SpursWoman]

5. You Wanted the Works, But All You Got Was Sour Cream

[SpursWoman]

:lmao @ mouse

[samikeyp]

"You keep my lettuce crispy"

[mouse]

5. You Wanted the Works, But All You Got Was Sour Cream


I hope this does not mean what I think it means. :lmao

[SpursWoman]

:nerd

[bigzak25]

Sung to the tune of Macho man
"Refried Refired beans" All I want to do, is refry beans"


:lmao

[Al Sharpton]

Black is Black I want my Taco back
Grey is Grey lunch is over it's time to pay.

[SpursWoman]

I Eat Myself - remake of the Divinyls number 1 hit single...

[Slomo]

I Eat Myself - remake of the Divinyls number 1 hit single... Is that why you don't use your "eat me" avatar anymore? :p

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Hot Sauce" to the tune of Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff".

[Al Sharpton]

Sung to the tune of Safety Dance
By:Men Without Hats




We can munch if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't munch and if they don't eat
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can much


Safety munch
Is it safe to munch
Is it safe to munch

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, munch!

[Taco]

:lol

[Carnie]

"Hot Sauce" to the tune of Donna Summer's "Hot Stuff".


^RACK^ :lmao


Sittin' here, eatin' my heart out waitin'
waitin' for some lover to call
dialed about a thousand numbers lately
almost rang the phone off the wall

Lookin' for some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot saucebaby this evenin'
gotta have some hot sauce
gotta have some lovin' tonight
I need hot sauce
I want some hot sauce
I need hot sauce

Lookin' for a lover who needs another
don't want another night on my own
wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover
wanna bring a wild man back home

Gotta have some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot sauce baby this evenin'
gotta have some lovin'
got to have a sauce tonight
I need hot sauce
hot sauce
lookin' for hot sauce

Hot, hot, hot, hot sauce
hot, hot, hot
hot, hot, hot, hot sauce
hot, hot, hot

Gotta have some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need some hot sauc baby tonight
lookin' for some hot sauce baby this evenin'
I need hot sauce baby tonight
hot sauce baby this evening
I want hot sauce baby tonight
hot sauce baby this evenin'
I want some hot sauce baby tonight

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Straight Outta Say-Town" to NWA's "Straight Outta Compton"

"Straight outta Say-Town, a crazy motherfucker named Ta-Co."

[Shelly]

Have You Ever Been a Taco

sung to the tune of Have You Ever been Mellow

[Carnie]

sung to thr tune of macho man


Every man wants to be a Taco Taco man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a Taco man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Taco Taco man (Taco man)
I've got to be, a Taco man
Taco Taco man
I've got to be a Taco! Ow....

Taco Taco man
I've got to be, a Taco man
Taco Taco man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Taco!

[Shelly]

Three Times A TACO Lyrics

Thanks for the times that you've given me,
The memories are all in mind.
And now that we've come
To the end of our rainbow
There's something I must say out loud!
Your once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you.
Yes, your once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you!
When we are together
The moments I cherish
With every beat of my heart.
To touch you, to hold you
To feel you, to eat you.
There's nothing to keep us apart
You're once, twice
Three times a TACO
And I love you!
I love you !

[Taco]

Bonus track"

"I know how to use my Lengua" :lol

[SpursWoman]

:wow

[Useruser666]

By The Kitchen Cops

Every bite you take
Every taco you make
Every plate you break
Every helping you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor stomach aches with every step you take

Every burrito you make
Every shell you break
Every dinner you fake
Every meal you bake
I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
I eat at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's your food I can't replace
I keep crying baby please

Every dish you make
Every bowl you break
Every reciepe you fake
Every clam you bake
I'll be watching you....cook

[Useruser666]

Bonus track"

"I know how to use my Lengua" :lol

Uhh, isn't that a limp noodle?

[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol

[samikeyp]

"Bar-ba, bar-ba, ba-coa....I wanna reach out and eatcha!"

to the tune of Steve Miller's "Abracadabra"

[Shelly]

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a Taco
Eaten for the very first time
Like a Taco
When your sauce drips
Next to my Dos XX's lime

Gonna eat you up, Taco
Your shell is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause I just can't last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your ingredients thawed out
Yeah, your ingredients thawed out
What was uncooked and cold

Like a Taco
Eaten for the very first time
Like a Taco
When your sauce drips
Next to my Dos XX's lime

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll eat you 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Like eating you was a crime

Like a Taco
Eaten for the very first time
Like a Taco
When your sauce drips
Next to my Dos XX's lime

Like a Taco, ooh, ooh
Like a Taco
Feels so good inside
When I eat you, and your taco meat, and your cheese

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my stomach growl
For the very first time?

[Useruser666]

Shelly, you are starting to become too graphic even for my gutter mind! :lol

[bigzak25]

In every life we have some trouble
if you don't eat tacos you make it double
don't worry....eat tacos...

da landlord say the rent is late...
he'll just have to fucking wait....
don't worry....eat tacos...

the garbage man, he bout to pass....
bastard come at 8am, he can kiss my ass...
don't worry....eat tacos...

kids are yelling "we late to school"
little shits, they know the rule...
don't worry....eat tacos...

etc, etc....

[SpursWoman]

ROFLMMAO @ Shelly



:lmao :lmao

[Shelly]

Wierd Al, eat your heart out!

[Useruser666]

I've got big tacos
I've got big tacos
And they're such big tacos
Dirty big tacos
And he's got big tacos
And she's got big tacos
But we've got the biggest tacos of them all

And my tacos are always bouncing
My taco room always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great tacos of fire

NOTE: Tacos are now the default text on my window's clipboard.

[JackLalanne]

May I suggest a nice prune juice to make sure everything runs smoothly?

[samikeyp]

"Uhh, isn't that a limp noodle?"

No...that is the name of Taco's opening act.

[Taco]

Uhh, isn't that a limp noodle?
:wow :nope :nope

:lol



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Like a Taco
Eaten for the very first time
Like a Taco
When your sauce drips
Next to my Dos XX's lime



:lmao

[samikeyp]

Ok....I declare Shelly the winner.

As her reward...she is the president, CEO and hat check girl of "The Condiments" the official Taco Fan Club.

[Useruser666]

:wow :nope :nope

:lol
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:lmao

See, I would have gone with "a whole shaft of uncooked spaghetti".

[alamo50]

The talent in here is unheard of!

:drunk

[Goddess Spur]

User - :lol I love that song.

Da da da da - HEY! Go Tacos!

I'm a Taco girl
In a Taco world
Life in hard shells and tortillas
You can use lettuce, top me with tomatoes
Imagination, tacos are your creation

[Faccia di Angelo]

:lol :lol
you guys are hilarious!

[mouse]

By The Kitchen Cops

Every bite you take
Every taco you make
Every plate you break
Every helping you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor stomach aches with every step you take

Every burrito you make
Every shell you break
Every dinner you fake
Every meal you bake
I'll be watching you

Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
I eat at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's your food I can't replace
I keep crying baby please

Every dish you make
Every bowl you break
Every reciepe you fake
Every clam you bake
I'll be watching you....cook


^RACK^ :lmao

[Useruser666]

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

"Pretty Taco"

Pretty taco, walking down the street
Pretty taco, the kind I like to eat
Pretty taco
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could taste as good as you
Mercy

Pretty taco, won't you pardon me
Pretty taco, I couldn't help see
Pretty taco
That you look delicious as can be
Are you tasty just like me
Wow

Pretty taco, stop a while
Pretty taco, munch a while
Pretty taco, gave your salsa to me
Pretty taco, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty taco, look my way
Pretty taco, say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll eat you right
Come with me taco, be mine tonight

Pretty taco, don't walk on by
Pretty taco, make me cry
Pretty taco, don't walk away, hey...okay
If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see
Is that taco walking back to me
Yeah, that taco's walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty tacoooo!

[Smackie Chan]

Holy Shit ! ^RACK^ This vato. :lmao

[Smackie Chan]

The talent in here is unheard of!

:drunk

You need to get out more :lmao

[Smackie Chan]

May I suggest a nice prune juice to make sure everything runs smoothly?


This guy is Underated ^ :smokin

[Taco]

Sorry I couldn't help myself.

"Pretty Taco"

Pretty taco, walking down the street
Pretty taco, the kind I like to eat
Pretty taco
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could taste as good as you
Mercy

Pretty taco, won't you pardon me
Pretty taco, I couldn't help see
Pretty taco
That you look delicious as can be
Are you tasty just like me
Wow

Pretty taco, stop a while
Pretty taco, munch a while
Pretty taco, gave your salsa to me
Pretty taco, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty taco, look my way
Pretty taco, say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll eat you right
Come with me taco, be mine tonight

Pretty taco, don't walk on by
Pretty taco, make me cry
Pretty taco, don't walk away, hey...okay
If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see
Is that taco walking back to me
Yeah, that taco's walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty tacoooo!

Damn Looks like I'm gonna have to put out a Double CD :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Are you going to produce a DVD as well?

[IcemanCometh]

"I like it in the mouth"

[Taco]

"I like it in the mouth"

:wow :wow

:lmao

[Taco]

Just released for the Holidays:

Taco Bell
Taco Bell
Taco's all the Way!!!