Official jgw douche thread

[MajorMike]

In honor of National Tourette Syndrome Awareness Day, this thread is dedicated to all those times jgw showed his maturity level (and a$$) and used the word that he just can't get away from.

Much like Homer's "Doah!" and Sling Blade's "Mmmmmhm," certain words have the ability to define the mutterer. How true that is in this case.

Feb 5; 3 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59580&highlight=douche)
Originally Jan 23; 5 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58398&highlight=douche)
Originally Jan 31; 3 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59096&page=1&pp=26&highlight=douche)
Originally 31 Jan; 6 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59196&highlight=douche)
Originally 23 Jan; 4 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58532&page=1&pp=26&highlight=douche)
24 Jan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58629&highlight=douche )
23 Jan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58576&highlight=douche)
30 Nov 06 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54219&page=2&pp=26&highlight=douche)
03 July 06 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45040&highlight=douche)

And then I got tired of looking anymore. Feel free to add your favorite memory for the poster that gives so much and spins even more in return.

[johngateswhiteley]

In honor of National Tourette Syndrome Awareness Day, this thread is dedicated to all those times jgw showed his maturity level (and a$$) and used the word that he just can't get away from.

Much like Homer's "Doah!" and Sling Blade's "Mmmmmhm," certain words have the ability to define the mutterer. How true that is in this case.

Feb 5; 3 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59580&highlight=douche)
Originally Jan 23; 5 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58398&highlight=douche)
Originally Jan 31; 3 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59096&page=1&pp=26&highlight=douche)
Originally 31 Jan; 6 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59196&highlight=douche)
Originally 23 Jan; 4 times (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58532&page=1&pp=26&highlight=douche)
24 Jan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58629&highlight=douche )
23 Jan (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=58576&highlight=douche)
30 Nov 06 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54219&page=2&pp=26&highlight=douche)
03 July 06 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45040&highlight=douche)

And then I got tired of looking anymore. Feel free to add your favorite memory for the poster that gives so much and spins even more in return.

...you love me.

anyway, the only people i belittle regularly are you and dio, but you're both idiots so its fitting. as for your sig...thats just a bunch of tea-sips running their mouths. no surprise. thanks for the thread dedication, however :tu

[Ballcox]

^Hey, thanks Catp. Mike, nobody has ever used what I've said on this board as part of their sig. I'm honored!

As for jgw, he's like some kind of virus-just keeps hanging around with almost homoerotic tendencies towards his favorite teams. It's actually funny material, keeps me laughing every day at work, even some of my co-workers that have read his posts can't believe what a delusional homer he is, but that's what makes him special! :lol

[johngateswhiteley]

^Hey, thanks Catp. Mike, nobody has ever used what I've said on this board as part of their sig. I'm honored!

As for jgw, he's like some kind of virus-just keeps hanging around with almost homoerotic tendencies towards his favorite teams. It's actually funny material, keeps me laughing every day at work, even some of my co-workers that have read his posts can't believe what a delusional homer he is, but that's what makes him special! :lol

glad i could brighten your day! :tu

[Ballcox]

^Knowing there are idiots like you around to keep pumping sunshine up everyone's ass just makes me all warm and tingly inside, and you're doing a superb job. Do you do any motivational speaking? :sleep

[johngateswhiteley]

^Knowing there are idiots like you around to keep pumping sunshine up everyone's ass just makes me all warm and tingly inside, and you're doing a superb job. Do you do any motivational speaking? :sleep

don't fall asleep yet, i'll say this...i think when i first got here most t.u. fans were use to A&M not being good at round ball and football. so me supporting my team to the degree i had, which was no different than any normal fan (ironically), got on many of your nerves...or maybe it didn't. also, there probably wasn't much of a Trojan fan base either. and now that A&M is owning t.u. in both sports...well, its just sweet justice. cause the t.u. 'circle-jerk' has gone on here long enough. many tea-sips have gotten fat and stupid off success. thankfully, it looks like A&M will be here to stay for a while and the if you ever reach the level of USC...it will be a first. you can't even touch that level of greatness.

so, my motivational speech to you this morning is, "take pride in second, you can't always be on top." :lol

[Ballcox]

^Owning might be a little bit much there jgw. Us beating you in football for 5 years in a row is owning, winning one game doesn't quite equate to owning. If that's the case then UT owns usc in football, doesn't quite add up if you ask me. As for basketball, I don't see the own factor either.

Yes, a&m won, but until you guys reel off 4-5 wins in a row then I have a little bit of trouble with the word own. The other fact is that when it comes to overall sports performance history, we OWN everybody in the state of Texas (and I hate to tell you this, but that includes your precious usc!) Not trying to put down anyone or brag, it's just a fact.

And no, you haven't even come close to getting under my skin. You are amusing many of my co-workers, some who are even a&m grads find your takes completely un-objective and way off base, but everybody gets a good laugh out of them.

Helps to break up the work day, keep 'em coming my boy! :clap

[johngateswhiteley]

^Owning might be a little bit much there jgw. Us beating you in football for 5 years in a row is owning, winning one game doesn't quite equate to owning. If that's the case then UT owns usc in football, doesn't quite add up if you ask me. As for basketball, I don't see the own factor either.

Yes, a&m won, but until you guys reel off 4-5 wins in a row then I have a little bit of trouble with the word own. The other fact is that when it comes to overall sports performance history, we OWN everybody in the state of Texas (and I hate to tell you this, but that includes your precious usc!) Not trying to put down anyone or brag, it's just a fact.

And no, you haven't even come close to getting under my skin. You are amusing many of my co-workers, some who are even a&m grads find your takes completely un-objective and way off base, but everybody gets a good laugh out of them.

Helps to break up the work day, keep 'em coming my boy! :clap

1. 'owning' is a bit much...i just like saying it. but what A&M has done is a start and my reference to ownage was a per game basis. we beat your ass in austin and it was a dominating ground performance...and then we beat your ass in basketball where you got all the breaks and lost by 18. but i agree about staying power...we aren't there yet

2. as i said, glad i could be of service. and tell your fellow Aggie friends i said Gig'em

[SrA Husker]

It's sad how big your hard ons are for eachother...

[Ballcox]

^It's like a big, male love-fest. Don't anyone tell my wife, thanks! :toast

[johngateswhiteley]

It's sad how big your hard ons are for eachother...

sad...or neat?

[Ballcox]

^Hey, SrAHusker, feel free to join in................you know you want to.

Besides, we've all heard stories about you farm boys getting lonely out there in the corn fields...............


Strange things can happen..................you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. :lol

[RonMexico]

Times when CaptMike leaves, doesn't post, and says he is "busy"... I figured it all out, it's his weekly fellating of T. Boone Pickens.

[gtownspur]

What's with the OSU fawning of UT fans?

It's not like they have the same colors and the fans would be too illiterate to tell whose on the feild by their school acronym.<irony><sarcasm>

[BeerIsGood!]

I don't know why JGW likes using that work as an insult. The meaning changed after President Douchebag http://www.beaned.com/videoshow.php?id=628


"4 More Years of Douchebag!!"

[FromWayDowntown]

It's not like they have the same colors and the fans would be too illiterate to tell whose on the feild by their school acronym.<irony><sarcasm>

Irony and saracasm, indeed.

[leemajors]

cause the t.u. 'circle-jerk' has gone on here long enough.

excellent, exchanging one circle jerk for another. you should try to get something new like soggy biscuit going instead.

[MajorMike]

Times when CaptMike leaves, doesn't post, and says he is "busy"... I figured it all out, it's his weekly fellating of T. Boone Pickens.


Ok... what would YOU do for 250 Mil?

[RonMexico]

Ok... what would YOU do for 250 Mil?

Point taken. :lol

[kskonn]

The other fact is that when it comes to overall sports performance history, we OWN everybody in the state of Texas (and I hate to tell you this, but that includes your precious usc!) Not trying to put down anyone or brag, it's just a fact.

:clap


Has the state of Texas finally taken over california? :fro

[Ballcox]

^Yes we have, California is now irrelevant to the rest of the country. Any further complaints from other states will also result in your state being taken over by the great state of Texas. That is all. :fro

[johngateswhiteley]

excellent, exchanging one circle jerk for another. you should try to get something new like soggy biscuit going instead.

we haven't...and i won't. wait and see.