Google challenge-are you internet savvy?

[pussyface]

Does anyone know where a patriotic gentleman can find a pair of American flag trunks?

You would not believe it, but they just simply do not exist in the blue-state world of the www. I challenge anyone on this board to find a website selling such an item (ive looked on ebay, google, everything imaginable.)

I am hoping to purchase 6 pairs of said item for my pool volleyball team.
The only ones i've found have been of the faggy speedo variety.
I am not computer illiterate; I challenge anyone to find them. Its unreal. Twilight Zone type stuff.

Any help on this matter greatly appreciated, from one patriotic American to another.

[Mixability]

Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I think Old Navy has them.

Found this at shop.com
http://www.shop.com/op/~USA_Flag_Swim_Trunks-prod-29657243

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Those are for kids

Yeah, fine print's a bitch. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.abcunderwear.com/flag-shorts.html

[Kori Ellis]

Another one from that same site:

http://www.abcunderwear.com/flag-midcut.html

[Mixability]

I think he wants boardshorts :lol

Yeah, I'd classify those in the faggy speedo section.

[clambake]

Birdwell Beach Britches, South Padre.

[Kori Ellis]

I think he wants boardshorts :lol

I think so too. I just haven't seen them online.

[pussyface]

thanks a lot guys.

im definitely not into board shorts.
im a "traditionalist." swimming trunks are my game.