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averageusaconsumer
02-08-2007, 11:36 PM
Except this time starring Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake. :rolleyes

Black Snake Moan

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALyw5ukA7fE


WHY?????
Kori Ellis
02-08-2007, 11:39 PM
His last name is Jackson.
averageusaconsumer
02-08-2007, 11:40 PM
His last name is Jackson.


:lol :lol yeah, I fucked up. Guess I had the beer on my mind.
ShoogarBear
02-08-2007, 11:41 PM
http://www.nndb.com/people/732/000048588/sam-adams.jpg

"Prithee, get thoust motherfucking snakes off myst motherfucking carriage!"
averageusaconsumer
02-08-2007, 11:42 PM
http://www.nndb.com/people/732/000048588/sam-adams.jpg

"Prithee, get thoust motherfucking snakes off myst motherfucking carriage!"



:lol
Cant_Be_Faded
02-08-2007, 11:42 PM
Samuel Adams Winter Brew is the greatest tasting bear I have ever tasted in my entire life, I loathe the day they switch over to Spring Brew.
ShoogarBear
02-08-2007, 11:43 PM
At least you didn't call him Wesley.
Mark in Austin
02-09-2007, 08:43 AM
PLOT SET-UP BELOW. DON'T READ IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO THE FILM KNOWING NOTHING. SLIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD.


Ricci plays a complete nympho. It's completely out of control. When her boyfriend ships out to Iraq, she goes on a sex bender - its a compulsion she can't help.

After an undetermined amount of non-stop sex and abuse, she's dumped on the side of a road.

Jackson finds her, recognizes a fellow damaged soul, and decides to try to help her go cold turkey and break her sex addiction, even if she doesn't want to.

Sounds crazy, but I couldn't make this up.

Oh, and it supposedly has one of the most amazing southern-influenced blues soundtracks ever put together.
1369
02-09-2007, 10:06 AM
Shoulda kept the original title.

"Skanks on a chain"
CuckingFunt
02-09-2007, 11:03 AM
Shoulda kept the original title.

"Skanks on a chain"Just so you know, this is one of those rare gems that I'm going to tell to my friends and claim as my own.
ShoogarBear
02-09-2007, 11:57 AM
Shoulda kept the original title.

"Skanks on a chain"Asshole.

I'm in the middle of a meeting and people are now wondering why I just snorted.
Fillmoe
02-09-2007, 12:49 PM
and you will know my name is the lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1369
02-09-2007, 12:54 PM
http://sneakpeekcom.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/black_snake_moan_ver2.jpg

Justin Timberlake?
ObiwanGinobili
02-09-2007, 01:40 PM
:lmao
I'm watching it.
Medvedenko
02-09-2007, 02:28 PM
This movie will be great...book it.
ObiwanGinobili
02-09-2007, 02:30 PM
hell I loved Snakes on a Plane. hilarious.
but I tell you - if it hadn;t been so campy it would've made me shit my pants.

that airplane bathroom scene still makes my tit hurt just thinking about it.
johngateswhiteley
02-26-2007, 03:51 PM
i am going to see the movie, looks intriguing and entertaining. btw, not that it matters, but it got "two thumbs way up".

...i bet its good. with a name and preview like that, it almost has to be.
valluco
02-26-2007, 04:57 PM
Samuel Adams Winter Brew is the greatest tasting bear I have ever tasted in my entire life, I loathe the day they switch over to Spring Brew.
You really like it? I love most of their beers, especially the Boston Ale. Oh man, when I tried the Winter Brew the first two were good but after that all I could taste was the cinnamon and nutmeg.
cornbread
02-26-2007, 05:02 PM
Shoulda kept the original title.

"Skanks on a chain"
:lol
GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI
02-26-2007, 05:44 PM
Reviews so far are very good... 85% on rotten tomatoes
johngateswhiteley
02-26-2007, 06:00 PM
Reviews so far are very good... 85% on rotten tomatoes

don't judge a book by its cover, perhaps. anyway, here is an interesting cut from a review, "Brewer's hard-bitten drama isn't merely defiant; it spits fire at America's phony media-fed version of itself."
Samuel L.
02-26-2007, 07:14 PM
WHY?????

Why you ask? Because everything I touch turns to motherfucking gold! Just like my beer, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson.
It'll get you drunk!

Drink up motherfuckers and watch my motherfucking movie!
ShoogarBear
02-26-2007, 07:15 PM
In any case, Samuel L. has retired the "Best Movie Titles" award.
ShoogarBear
02-26-2007, 07:15 PM
LMAO Samuel L. Jackson beer.
Cant_Be_Faded
02-26-2007, 07:57 PM
You really like it? I love most of their beers, especially the Boston Ale. Oh man, when I tried the Winter Brew the first two were good but after that all I could taste was the cinnamon and nutmeg.
but they are not on the initial taste, its all in the pre-after taste, so they don't overwhelm the overall taste

its a good balance imo