Cheap Eye Exams

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone know where I can get a cheap eye exam on the Southside? I checked with Eyemart Express and it's like $55. I was hoping to get something cheaper than that. Help a fat guy out.

[Silver21_Black20]

Look in the Southside Reporter.

[Spam]

Go see that Mike Yuchnitz dude. He's always taken care of San Antonio and he always will.

[Mixability]

Good luck, we charge about $300.

[MoSpur]

I know an eye doctor at the Wal-Mart on Military. The one off of Roosevelt. I think that's how you spell it.

[Richard Cranium]

Stand back 5 ft and read the smallest line you can.

http://www.tchain.com/otoneurology/images/eye-chart.jpg

Now send me $40 and we'll call it even.

[AFBlue]

Marry into the military, become a dependant and get an eye exam for free....they'll even give you glasses.

[AFBlue]

Stand back 5 ft and read the smallest line you can.

http://www.tchain.com/otoneurology/images/eye-chart.jpg

Now send me $40 and we'll call it even.

:lol ...that's great

[cherylsteele]

eye exam (http://www.funnybunch.com/1/eyes.htm)

[ORION]

Come into my office and drop your pants

[midgetonadonkey]

Look in the Southside Reporter.

Will do.

[Spurfect]

my friend got an eye exam done for $20 bucks..
of course he DID come out with an eyepatch on... but what's one eye?

[midgetonadonkey]

I have like 3 of them on my front yard.

[ORION]

Pose as a 12 year old boy and attend class on the day of the eye exams

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I can pass for a 12 year old. I might have to shave first.

[ORION]

I think I can pass for a 12 year old. I might have to shave first.
not even. just say your a transfer from the John Jay area or Healy Murphy

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I paid something like $35-40 at the optometrist outside Sears @ Ingram Park Mall this past summer.

[Extra Stout]

Are you Hispanic? Go down to Mexico and pretend to be a peasant when the medical missionaries come.