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SoCalSpursFan
02-12-2007, 01:05 AM
After watching the Heat game...

I couldn't stop myself. I just ordered it today.

Link to Spurs Bowling Ball (http://www.bowling.com/products/brunswick-san-antonio-spurs-viz-a-ball.htm)

How else can you throw the entire team away...and then get it right back again 15 seconds later to do what you please!

You might want to get a Mavs balls for spares, since ya know, they tend to perform best in the place where they are most comfortable, 2nd. (I know they are in first right now blah blah stfu k thx bye)

If you get two strikes in a row, you can pretend the Spurs actually won a back 2 back!

If you win a game with the Spurs ball, and the Spurs lost that same night (probable), you can replace that loss with a Spurs Bowling Ball win.

During a game, feel free to throw the ball at various household objects to relieve in-game stress.

I advise you order the Spurs Bowling Ball.

Oh yea, and if you REALLY need the Spurs to make a trade, feel free to trade your bowling ball for another ball at your local alley. I'm sure you will get AT least a 1st round pick for it.