I have a confession

[midgetonadonkey]

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[who gives a fuck?]

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I thought you were going to confess that you were neither a midget or that you had a donkey.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you were going to confess that you were neither a midget or that you had a donkey.

Wouldn't the proper phrasing of that be, "I thought you were going to confess that you were neither a midget nor you have a donkey."

[ROFL]

I thought you were going to confess that you were neither a midget or that you had a donkey.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

niether/nor
either/or

Aren't you a writer? lol

[Homeland Security]

Wouldn't the proper phrasing of that be, "I thought you were going to confess that you were neither a midget nor you have a donkey."
Incorrect. The proper phrasing would be, "I thought you were going to confess that you neither were a midget nor had a donkey." In standard American English, the subjunctive mood is expressed through use of the plural preterite.

We at Homeland Security are lax about letting you beaners into this country; we ask only that you learn the language.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm sorry, I'll send my posts to copy editors before they get posted.

[Homeland Security]

I'm sorry, I'll send my posts to copy editors before they get posted.
We at Homeland Security enjoy throwing journalists in prison when they "cop a 'tude." Have a nice day. :spin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We at Homeland Security enjoy throwing journalists in prison when they "cop a 'tude." Have a nice day. :spin

Can I have the cell next to Scooter Libby, please?

[Fillmoe]

i thought you were finally coming out of the closet........

[midgetonadonkey]

i thought you were finally coming out of the closet........

You fucking wish.

[mikejones99]

You should never have sex with a single mother, that includes america's favorite dead golddigger.

[Lady Marmalade]

Take a number! HAHA