JOKE; BAD ONE; POORLY WRITTEN

[lefty]

MAGGETTE FINALLY HEADED TO SAN ANTONIO, ELY BACK TO LOS ANGELES

Associated Press

SAN ANTONIO -- The San Antonio Spurs traded forward/center Melvin Ely and to the Clippers for forward Corey Maggette in the most unexpected exchange ; in fact, the Spurs refused to acquire athletic swingman few months ago.

Maggette, 6-foot-7 asked for a trade, but the Spurs said they weren't interested ; he has averaged 15 points and 5.8 rebounds this season ; he had his best career in 2004-2005, when he averaged 22.2 points and 409 rebounds.

The 6-foot-10 Ely has averaged 2.9 points and 1.6 rebounds in 24 games for Charlotte this season. Ely is in his fifth NBA season, including two seasons with the Los Angeles Clippers. He was acquired by San Antonio this morning in exchange of forward Eric Williams and a second round pick. He didn't suit up for tonight's game against the New Jersey Nets

Ely, who had asked to be traded in late December, had played little in Charlotte after signing a one-year, $3 million qualifying offer before the start of training camp.

The 6-8 Williams has averaged 2.6 points in 16 games this season, his 12th in the NBA. The Spurs traded center Rasho Nesterovic and cash to the Toronto Raptors last summer for forwards Williams and Matt Bonner and a second-round pick in 2009.

The Bobcats will be the seventh team for Williams, and his sixth in four seasons.

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2764533

[ABDENOUR POWER]

As one who's experienced with creating these types of articles (though mine was much more convincing :blah) , let me be the first to give the cry.

BULLLLL-SHIIIT

[midgetonadonkey]

You should've quit posting.

[lefty]

Sorry :lol :lol :lol :downspin:

[T Park]

is that supposed to be funny, or what...

[ChumpDumper]

The AP frowns upon multiple semicolonial phrases.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

April 2...don't come back until then, bitch.

[td4mvp21]

I wish you would have left like you said.

[FromWayDowntown]

:rolleyes

excellent use of the semicolon.

[lefty]

April 2...don't come back until then, bitch.

Hey, Johny, what's up?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The AP frowns upon multiple semicolonial phrases.

Holy god, I just noticed that.

My eyes bleed.

[themvp]

:grim:

[lefty]

I wish you would have left like you said.

Who the fuck are you?

[ducks]

dude mANA HATES WHAT YOU JUST DID

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, Johny, what's up?

Apparently not your education level.

[ChumpDumper]

semicolonious?

[FromWayDowntown]

Only a faux story by ducks would have been more obvious, I think.

[lefty]

Apparently not your education level.


:donkey

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

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[lefty]

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Give me a break

[T Park]

For what?

Being a douchebag?

[lefty]

For what?

Being a douchebag?

Can't be worse than you

[FromWayDowntown]

Give me a break

Pull nonsense like this, you're going to get blasted -- particularly by those who make a living writing stories like that one, but bothering to use real facts.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Give me a break

If you're going to bring the AP into this, I'd only like that you follow their style.

Hell, I've got two at home and one in my truck, I could just give you one...but only if you return on April 2.

[td4mvp21]

Who the fuck are you?

Original.

[GrandeDavid]

What a stupid, misleading post. Why bother? Trying to be funny? What the fvck is your problem? Don't you know Spurs fans are gripping and desperate for a legit trade? :lol

[lefty]

If you're going to bring the AP into this, I'd only like that you follow their style.

Hell, I've got two at home and one in my truck, I could just give you one...but only if you return on April 2.

I've followed their style; just read their articles on ESPN

[T-Pain]

this thread will close in 3................2................1.............

[lefty]

Original.

No, I was seriously wondering who he was

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've followed their style; just read their articles on ESPN

Part of their style is to write clean copy, too.

[dg7md]

Very nice, Ely should do pretty good here.

[lefty]

Part of their style is to write clean copy, too.

Ok, Mrs Robinson, I'll try harder

[td4mvp21]

No, I was seriously wondering who he was

:lmao You're a dumbass.

LMFAO at the new title!!! :lmao :lol :lol

[Dingle Barry]

delete thread, ban user

[ducks]

i THINK A TITLE CHANGE IS IN ORDER
!

[ducks]

lefty TITLE UNDER NAME SHOULD BE MANU IS ASHAMED OF ME

[lefty]

lefty TITLE UNDER NAME SHOULD BE MANU IS ASHAMED OF ME

:baby

[td4mvp21]

lefty TITLE UNDER NAME SHOULD BE MANU IS ASHAMED OF ME
How about "Imakemyselflooklikeafuckingtool specialist?"

[ducks]

Does Manu Have To Feed You ?

[T Park]

The epitome of wasted bandwidth..

[lefty]

How about "Imakemyselflooklikeafuckingtool specialist?"


I have one for you : "Itakethingstooseriously"

[td4mvp21]

I have one for you : "Itakethingstooseriously"

:lmao NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVED YOU

[lefty]

:lmao NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVED YOU

How do u know? everybody is blasting me because they are disappointed ; they thought it was true

[MI21]

That was rather annoying. How can someone be such a large fuckwit?

When I read a thread title like that I just click on it and don't think about salary not matching etc... but yeah, as soon as I started reading the article I knew it was bullshit.

[lefty]

That was rather annoying. How can someone be such a large fuckwit?

When I read a thread title like that I just click on it and don't think about salary not matching etc... but yeah, as soon as I started reading the article I knew it was bullshit.

Good for you

[ShoogarBear]

WTF is going on with the thread title? :lol

[ducks]

Lefty Needs To Go To Bed It Is After His Bedtime!

[lefty]

Lefty Needs To Go To Bed It Is After His Bedtime!

It's 10 PM
:dizzy :wtf

[T Park]

God don't some of these children have school?

God where are the goddamn parents now a days :lol

[lefty]

God don't some of these children have school?

God where are the goddamn parents now a days :lol

Calm down Granny