Wanna Buy My Cat?

[3rdCoast]

Anyone wanna uy my cat? Hes 3 years old and litter box trained. He is friendly and nice, yet very playfull. I just got him 2 weeks a go at the humane society, and I love him. The reason I wanna sell him is cuz he FUCKING HATES ME. He bits me, scratches me. Not anyone else, just me.

[atlfan25]

can you post a picture of this rowdy cat

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat?

[IcemanCometh]

http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/FreeCat.jpg

[Sportcamper]

No Biting While Handling, by Pamela Anderson....

http://homepage.mac.com/uomoragno/.cv/uomoragno/Sites/.Pictures/Pamela%20Anderson%2001.jpg-thumb_202_269.jpg

Teach your cat to enjoy being touched and handled so he doesn't feel threatened, defensive or irritated. Start the lessons when your cat is relaxed. Begin by handling him in ways he finds pleasurable. Scratch behind his ears and stroke the top of his head. Lengthen the strokes to include more of his body. Stroke down his back, down the hind legs and tail. Stroke along the side of his body. See if he will roll onto his side or completely roll over to accept a tummy rub. Use plenty of praise, reassurance and an occasional food treat. Work slowly and gradually increase the area of his body that may be stroked...

Within a very short handling session, you will be able to locate your cat's sensitive spots that will require additional careful attention. Usually these are the mouth, paws, ears and tail. When working with sensitive areas, touch your cat for just one second and immediately reward him with his favorite food treat. Then touch him for two seconds. Gradually increase the time of contact required for a food treat. Your cat will learn to happily tolerate prolonged contact tin these areas...

Gently take hold of your cat's paw, scratch him behind the ear and give him his treat. Then let go and ignore him for awhile. Repeat this routine several times. Your cat will soon look forward to having his paw held. Carefully try to spread his toes. Continually praise and stroke him with your other hand as long as he appears relaxed. Examine each toe and nail...

Facing your cat, scratch him behind his ear with your fingers, and use your thumb to gently fold back his ear to examine inside. Similarly, when examining his mouth, continue scratching behind the ear and with your thumb, gently flip up his upper lip to expose his teeth...

[Useruser666]

I am interested. Can you post pictures of the cat biting you?

[Solid D]

Thanks for this topic. I've learned something today. I didn't realize someone could actually buy a cat.

I always thought people just got stuck with them.

[Solid D]

Oh, and SportCamper. Good stuff. Who was that written by, Masters and Johnson or Dr. Ruth?

[violentkitten]

pussy sale?

[SpursWoman]

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1999/030999/O1.jen.ford..0p.jpg

[Hook Dem]

http://tinypic.com/lxjc3MAKE MY DAY PUSSYCAT!!!!

[Shelly]

http://ufies.org/txt/shavedcat1.jpg

[SpursWoman]

:lmao @ Shelly!



This is really my cat....right after he had surgery:


http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/jumper4.jpg


:wow :lol

[Shelly]

Damn, they are related! :lol

[Yonivore]

:lmao @ Shelly!



This is really my cat....right after he had surgery:


http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/jumper4.jpg


:wow :lol
What kind of damn surgery leaves a cat looking like that? Sick, sadistic - yet funny - vet you have, SW.

[SpursWoman]

oh, man....he was missing for a while, and when we finally found him, he had been wounded pretty bad....his belly was cut open and full of maggots eating away all of his guts.

He's all better now. :)

[Yonivore]

oh, man....he was missing for a while, and when we finally found him, he had been wounded pretty bad....his belly was cut open and full of maggots eating away all of his guts.

He's all better now. :)
Glad to hear it...got his hair back? Or, did you decide you liked the look?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Glad to hear it...got his hair back? Or, did you decide you liked the look?


She likes her kitty shaved.

[Shelly]

Aww...poor kitty! Where was he hiding?

[Jimcs50]

No thanks, I have 3 already.

[Hook Dem]

Is this your cat Jim?????? http://tinypic.com/m0y39

[Yonivore]

Is this your cat Jim?????? http://tinypic.com/m0y39
Yasser Aracat?

[Hook Dem]

^^^ :lmao ^^^

[MannyIsGod]

That shits funny

[Shelly]

Is this your cat Jim?????? http://tinypic.com/m0y39


:rollin :rollin :rollin

[SpursWoman]

Oh, great. I'm having fucking nightmares about that cat...I can feel it. :wow













:lol

[Yonivore]

Oh, great. I'm having fucking nightmares about that cat...I can feel it. :wow
72 virgins my ass...dedicate your life to Allah and get your butt reincarnated as a ugly cat!












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[SpursWoman]

:lmao

[atlfan25]

is this fuck still for sale?

[TheTruth]

i would like to make a bid of $53.10.

[atlfan25]

post of a pic of this badass cat, do not hold back. show don vito to the world

[TheTruth]

post of a pic of this badass cat, do not hold back. show don vito to the world
show me your pussy 3rdcoast

[3rdCoast]

No hes not for sale

He doesnt like pictures

[Kori Ellis]

Does he still bite and scratch you?

[atlfan25]

He doesnt like pictures
he liked it when i took pics of him

[3rdCoast]

Does he still bite and scratch you?

Naw not really.

He is my boy.

We are cool now.

[atlfan25]

he liked it when i took pics of him
that sounds pretty fucking sick atl