my gf is pregnant

[3rdCoast]

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but not with my kid


god fucking damnit to hell.






:pctoss

[AlamoSpursFan]

So I'm guessing she isn't your gf anymore?

[boutons_]

easy cum, easy go.

[Trainwreck2100]

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but not with my kid


god fucking damnit to hell.






:pctoss

dadged a bullet there

[1369]

My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me.

Sincerely,
Autograph

[Burn531]

easy cum, easy go.
:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

dadged a bullet there

It was you, wasn't it?

[Trainwreck2100]

It was you, wasn't it?


Your deductive powers are top notch.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[LuvBones]

Get a paternity test.

sincerely,
Larry Birkhead

[johngateswhiteley]

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but not with my kid


god fucking damnit to hell.






:pctoss

i know it may suck now, but this is a good thing bro. you shouldn't have been wasting your time with that girl, anyway. a lot of people view break-ups in the wrong light....almost all of them are great things. you know you are not suppose to be with that person and can now move on to someone better suited towards you.

good luck...

[The New Midge]

I'm sorry to hear that 3rdCoast.

[1369]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/LAW/02/09/prince.paternity.ap/vert.prince.ap.jpg

Unavailable for comment

[TDMVPDPOY]

you my friend have been infracted

[Cant_Be_Faded]

----------------->>>>>LOLLLL<<<<<<------------------



(rack the preggo)

[DarkReign]

Blessing in disguise. Just think, if it didnt happen now, it would have happened later.

[theroc5]

can yall be mature for one min....jeez

3rd coast..sorry man, that sucks bad but everything happens for a reason..put your faith in God and trust me when u do that..it will all be ok...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I can't be the only one that thinks 3rdCoast is fooling around...

[midgetonadonkey]

At least now you don't have to pull out.

[Spurminator]

It would be worse if it was YOUR kid and she was cheating on you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At least now you don't have to pull out.

Always a silver lining...

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't be the only one that thinks 3rdCoast is fooling around...

Not necessarily, it could've been an immaculate conception.

[3rdCoast]

I can't be the only one that thinks 3rdCoast is fooling around...
wish i was, but im serious as a heart attack

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe she is about to give birth to Jesus Jr.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't be the only one that thinks 3rdCoast is fooling around...

Damn, I completely misread that.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe she is about to give birth to Jesus Jr.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/mjoskyver/fg_passion_of_christ_2.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

double dip man

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Congratulations!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wish i was, but im serious as a heart attack

...

[Spurfect]

how do you know it's someone elses baby and not yours?

[Bigzax]

sorry to hear it bro.

now get off the crappy sad music and go listen to gangsta boogie by the ghetto boys. :music

[Melmart1]

Did you get a paternity test? How do you know it's not yours? Do you not fuck your own girlfriend? I feel an appearance on Maury in your future...

[3rdCoast]

the tests have been done.

its a stone cold fact

she is pregnant with another mans kid.

we are no longer together and i will now listen to journey and drink a 12 pack

happy late valentines day

[midgetonadonkey]

the tests have been done.

its a stone cold fact

she is pregnant with another mans kid.

we are no longer together and i will now listen to journey and drink a 12 pack

happy late valentines day

I think you should loop Nazareth's Love Hurts instead of listening to Journey.

[3rdCoast]

I think you should loop Nazareth's Love Hurts instead of listening to Journey.
think i just might do that

mix in some styx and im good

[3rdCoast]

air supply is good as well

[50 cent]

what made you request a paternity test?

because we all know it wasnt her idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

air supply is good as well

You should ask her how she could just make love out of nothing at all.

[tsb2000]

3rdcoast family pic:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/70/ownedbaby0lo.jpg

[MasterYoda]

tap dat ass, i did.

[angel_luv]

wish i was, but im serious as a heart attack


I never know which threads to believe.


But if you are serious... I am so sorry, what a betrayal! I'm sorry.

[Trainwreck2100]

don't forget foreigner

[Louae]

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but not with my kid


god fucking damnit to hell.






:pctoss

you better get tested for STDs....

[baseline bum]

That sucks, but if it was me, I'd be happy as hell I wasn't bringing someone to this world that would mooch my disposable income and free time. If you were ready and wanting to be a father though, that's terrible. Of course, you have to kick the other guy's ass, since it's not acceptable to kick her's.

[MannyIsGod]

THe thread made it this far with no Maury gif?

[midgetonadonkey]

THe thread made it this far with no Maury gif?

Trainwreck is off of his game.

[Melmart1]

I mentioned Maury, just too lazy to go look for the .gif.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck is off of his game.


bah the maury .gif was corrupted by the Mavs fan having it in his sig for so long.

[Spurfect]

ok umm.. she is PREGNANT, how in the world can they know who's baby it is yet if the baby is not even BORN yet to take the DNA tests?????
What kind of tests were taken? I'm confused....

[tlongII]

Dude, you need to marry that chick and raise the baby as if it was your own.

[TheConfessor]

Sorry.

[T-Pain]

damn, if your serious, that fuckin sucks dude, i wish you the best.

[Lady Marmalade]

i know it may suck now, but this is a good thing bro. you shouldn't have been wasting your time with that girl, anyway. a lot of people view break-ups in the wrong light....almost all of them are great things. you know you are not suppose to be with that person and can now move on to someone better suited towards you.

good luck...


I agree with you 100%.

[Spurfect]

I still wanna know what kind of tests were taken that they were able to determine the father of a baby not even born yet... 3rdCoast when you are on I'd appreciate an answer :)

[T-Pain]

I agree with you 100%.
lee corso? is that you?

[T-Pain]

I still wanna know what kind of tests were taken that they were able to determine the father of a baby not even born yet... 3rdCoast when you are on I'd appreciate an answer :)
send him a PM, he might be a little too distraught to fully discuss this, I would be...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Pre-natal paternity tests; CVS or amnio...

[Spurfect]

Pre-natal paternity tests; CVS or amnio...

hmm i'll have to read up on that.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i will now listen to journeyDon't bother. Go straight to Type O Negative. Life is Killing Me is a great album for your mood right now. I know it sucks, but there's no reason to live on a one way street. Move on, don't look, back and don't feel bad that you're leaving her.

[Kori Ellis]

the tests have been done.

its a stone cold fact

she is pregnant with another mans kid.

we are no longer together and i will now listen to journey and drink a 12 pack

happy late valentines day

You had a paternity test BEFORE the child is born?
Is that possible?

[Fillmoe]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7272/lollerqk5.jpg

[Spurminator]

Go straight to Type O Negative.

Yes, especially the song called "Unsuccessful Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude you should run back to her and have unprotected sex with her constantly

then leave her

duh

[Mixability]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7272/lollerqk5.jpg

first page man.

[Fillmoe]

first page man.


damn i lost

[3rdCoast]

http://www.genetree.com/paternity/prenatalPaternity.php

[3rdCoast]

Good way to spend 500 bucks

[Spurfect]

http://www.genetree.com/paternity/prenatalPaternity.php

you learn something new everyday....

[Kori Ellis]

Good way to spend 500 bucks

What made you suspicious it might not be yours in the first place? Or did she confess?

[mikejones99]

Abortion doctor or Hot tub visits. Dump that bitch now. Women are like buses. get another one in 10 minutes.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

At least you found out beforehand. A friend of mine got a call a year after he was done sleeping with this woman and found out he had a 2 1/2 month old son. Fun stuff.

[mikejones99]

more bastard children in the world. PLease use condoms from now on. mmm soup

[Mixability]

Abortion doctor or Hot tub visits. Dump that bitch now. Women are like buses. get another one in 10 minutes.

:dizzy


more bastard children in the world. PLease use condoms from now on. mmm soup

I'm guessing your Dad would've used a condom if he didn't have to prepay your Mom.

[mikejones99]

So you are saying my mom might have been a whore? It is possible since most american women, 96%, are whores.

[Mixability]

So you are saying my mom might have been a whore? It is possible since most american women, 96%, are whores.

damn i lose. you have statistics. :pctoss

[resistanze]

Maury is back

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/9/f/19fdc28534e3562a2d4d9234661a0a7c.gif

[Sunshine]

That really sucks. Sorry to hear.

How far along is she?

[LuvBones]

If this is real I'm sorry it happened to you 3rdcoast. If it's any consolation, I've also had a bad break-up happen the day after Valentines...wonderful.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maury is back

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/9/f/19fdc28534e3562a2d4d9234661a0a7c.gif

Somebody should edit 3rdCoast' face on that guy dancing.

[RashoFan]

Damn, I didn't think RashoFan was that type of woman...sorry dude.
:flipoff





:lol
will that pic never be forgotten?

[Trainwreck2100]

Somebody should edit 3rdCoast' face on that guy dancing.


http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7749/animation18rt4.gif

[Melmart1]

:lmao

[Fillmoe]

:lol :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7749/animation18rt4.gif

http://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/images/applause.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7749/animation18rt4.gif

:lmao

Trainwreck deserves pussy for that gem.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

Trainwreck deserves pussy for that gem.

Mel, you gonna help him out?

[Melmart1]

I can't sleep with ex-Royals. It's a rule I have. As of like, five minutes ago.

[ALVAREZ6]

At least you're not the father and have to deal with that shit.

[Guru of Nothing]

What made you suspicious it might not be yours in the first place? Or did she confess?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[angel_luv]

If this is real I'm sorry it happened to you 3rdcoast. If it's any consolation, I've also had a bad break-up happen the day after Valentines...wonderful.


Sorry to you too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7749/animation18rt4.gif

I'm sorry, but this is GIF of the Year.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao

[T-Pain]

At least you're not the father and have to deal with that shit.
yeah thats for sure

[Dr. Gonzo]

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but not with my kid


god fucking damnit to hell.






:pctoss

That's tough bro.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao

Trainwreck deserves pussy for that gem.

and he still does

[TheKingOfMIA6]

Damn bro that sucks.

[baseline bum]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7749/animation18rt4.gif

Trainwreck deserves at least 2 Spurs for that GIF. :lmao

[xellos88330]

Man this thread is old.

[Oh, Gee!!]

break off all communication with her; and for the love of all that is holy, do not sign the birth certificate as baby daddy when the real baby daddy leaves her high and dry.

[760Spursfan]

Sorry to hear about that but I too would like to hear about what made you question the pregnancy?

[4>0rings]

How's my kid doing?

[Stringer_Bell]

So the baby is like 3 by now? Can someone do a VH1 "Where Are They Now?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is this Bring Up Old Threads Day?

[TDMVPDPOY]

falcon punch that