Spurminator
02-22-2007, 02:14 PM
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Pop-culturally ill-informed Gary Frendltrout made the befuddling claim today that he is the biological father of Britney Spears' child in an effort to extort a large inheritance from the still-living Spears.
"I loved Britney deeply and passionately," said Frendltrout in a statement to a stunned group of reporters who had gathered hastily after seeing the words "father" and "Spears" in one sentence. "She was the world to me, and now that she has passed on, our daughter will be my reason for living."
Neither Spears nor ex-husband Kevin Federline could be reached for comment.
Pop-culturally ill-informed Gary Frendltrout made the befuddling claim today that he is the biological father of Britney Spears' child in an effort to extort a large inheritance from the still-living Spears.
"I loved Britney deeply and passionately," said Frendltrout in a statement to a stunned group of reporters who had gathered hastily after seeing the words "father" and "Spears" in one sentence. "She was the world to me, and now that she has passed on, our daughter will be my reason for living."
Neither Spears nor ex-husband Kevin Federline could be reached for comment.