Dear Abby

[CosmicCowboy]

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What worse is that everyone
knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his
job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day
is smoke cigars, cruise around and talk with his buddies while I have to
work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't
even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I
do?

Signed, Clueless in New York


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Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're
a United States Senator from New York . You need to act like one.

[CosmicCowboy]

Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York City to talk
about the world. After her talk, she had a "question and
answer" period. One little boy raised his hand & the Senator
asked him for his name.

"Kenneth."

And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have 3 questions:

1st - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2nd - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?

3rd - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left
the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Mrs. Clinton informed the
children they would continue after recess. When they resumed
Hillary said, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question
time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put up his hand. Hillary pointed to him and
asked him for his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

" I have 5 questions:

1st - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

2nd - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?

3rd - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left
the White House?

4th - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

5th - What happened to Kenneth?"

[Louae]

wrong forum.