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Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:00 PM
What would you consider the best first date? Where would you go? What would you do?

;) :elephant

MannyIsGod
11-15-2004, 04:02 PM
there is no one size fits all best first date. It depends a lot on the people who are going out on said date.

tlongII
11-15-2004, 04:03 PM
Naked hot tub.

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:06 PM
Naked hot tub.

Is this with some one else?
:lol

JoeChalupa
11-15-2004, 04:24 PM
Any time, any place with Halle Berry.

Samurai Jane
11-15-2004, 04:25 PM
Spurs Game!

Shelly
11-15-2004, 04:27 PM
Spurs Game!


Ditto! SW and I went to one on our first date! :lol

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 04:31 PM
Ditto! SW and I went to one on our first date! :lol




:smokin

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:32 PM
Ditto! SW and I went to one on our first date! :lol

Do either of you have some inside info I should know about? :lol

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 04:33 PM
Naked hot tub.


Of course, that doesn't sound bad, either. :cooldevil

Shelly
11-15-2004, 04:37 PM
Do either of you have some inside info I should know about? :lol


What goes on at a Spurs game STAYS at a Spurs game. :spin

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:42 PM
What goes on at a Spurs game STAYS at a Spurs game. :spin

Awwwwwww! What gets sent in a pm stay in a pm?

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 04:45 PM
What goes on at a Spurs game STAYS at a Spurs game. :spin




:lmao

Shelly
11-15-2004, 04:51 PM
Awwwwwww! What gets sent in a pm stay in a pm?

Dunno...No one PMs me :(

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:52 PM
So far I have lot's of excuses and only a few good answers. :(

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 04:53 PM
Dunno...No one PMs me :(

That's because you're behind the glass!

timvp
11-15-2004, 05:06 PM
Man, take her to PF Changs. Trust me.

I'm telling you.

Trust me.

Samurai Jane
11-15-2004, 05:19 PM
Depends on the situation, the girl and your common interests...

For example, our first date was located in the booming town of San Angelo, TX, so we didn't have much of a choice, our first date was the movies (re-release of Star Wars to be exact) and what a freak show that was! :lol

I think Dave & Buster's is also a great place for a first date.. a nice dinner followed by fun and games or they also have the dinner theatre or billiards, good all-around entertainment!

Drachen
11-15-2004, 05:23 PM
Bring her to saltgrass, ask for me as a server, and then REALLY impress her by tipping your waiter a ton of money.

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 05:24 PM
http://www.jbservices.biz/images/bathroom_a_400.jpg

Shelly
11-15-2004, 05:28 PM
Bring her to saltgrass, ask for me as a server, and then REALLY impress her by tipping your waiter a ton of money.


:lol

It's been so long since I had my first date, that I don't even remember what we did.

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 05:42 PM
http://www.jbservices.biz/images/bathroom_a_400.jpg

Is this the finale or after the date ends?

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 05:46 PM
:eyebrows

Shelly
11-15-2004, 05:49 PM
You're gonna scrub the toilet???? :wtf

bigzak25
11-15-2004, 05:50 PM
you noticed the toilet....i noticed the shower.... :smokin

Shelly
11-15-2004, 05:51 PM
you noticed the toilet....i noticed the shower.... :smokin

Clean that too! Damn hard water stains!

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 05:51 PM
you noticed the toilet....i noticed the shower....


BINGO!

I should have found a better picture.... :lol

1369
11-15-2004, 05:52 PM
Man, SW's reasoning behind the pic is so obvious.

SW just wants a man to tile her bathroom.

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 05:52 PM
Before this day is done I will need a cold shower.

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 05:55 PM
Okay...this one is MUCH better... :fro



http://www.geraldhairerealty.com/8903%20Sundance%20Ridge%20Dr.%20bathroom.JPG

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 05:57 PM
Is that one of those back support pillows in the tub? :lol

Shelly
11-15-2004, 05:59 PM
BINGO!

I should have found a better picture.... :lol


Actually, I noticed the tile first!

Can you tell I've been married forever? :lol

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 06:00 PM
Is that one of those back support pillows in the tub? :lol



Don't laugh...that could come in handy. :wow :lol

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 06:03 PM
Man, SW's reasoning behind the pic is so obvious.

SW just wants a man to tile her bathroom.



Get that pink shit out! Pretty please? http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/yflirt.gif

timvp
11-15-2004, 06:19 PM
PF Changs.

Repeat.

Don't let me down.

JackLalanne
11-15-2004, 06:27 PM
At my age if she has a pulse it's a good date.

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 06:57 PM
Dunno...No one PMs me :(

So I'm "No one" now?!?! After that wonderful night of drinks.....the cheering and clapping....the "Ya'll Ready for This?"............the lonnnng ride home through the moonlight? And now I'm just "No one" ?!?!


I think back to all of those times I hit "Send A Private Message to Shelly"...typed out some humorous something or another.......all for "No one!"


:pctoss :cry :cry :cry

samikeyp
11-15-2004, 07:00 PM
stop it you two. I hate to see couples fight. :depressed

Shelly
11-15-2004, 07:03 PM
So I'm "No one" now?!?! After that wonderful night of drinks.....the cheering and clapping....the "Ya'll Ready for This?"............the lonnnng ride home through the moonlight? And now I'm just "No one" ?!?!


I think back to all of those times I hit "Send A Private Message to Shelly"...typed out some humorous something or another.......all for "No one!"


:pctoss :cry :cry :cry

:oops Busted! I was trying to get some PMs!! It worked with Mikey :angel

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 07:05 PM
:lol :lol

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:14 PM
Man, take her to PF Changs. Trust me.

I'm telling you.

Trust me.


I am not taking her to some Chinese man's place. You do not want any competition on your first date....sheesh. :shootme

Shelly
11-15-2004, 07:21 PM
I am not taking her to some Chinese man's place. You do not want any competition on your first date....sheesh. :shootme

so you're taking her here?


http://jimsrestaurants.com/images/jimslogo.jpg

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 07:22 PM
:lmao


They got good biscuits, though. :smokin

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:24 PM
A first date should be somewhere where you can show your true colors, somewhere where you can have fun, if you are a fun person( like myself). A game of some sort if she likes sports, a theme park, a hot air balloon ride, or a hot new club. This way, you can see if she likes having fun, cause if she doesn't, dump her. You can get fooled if you go to dinner at a nice restaurant, because she can pretend to have a good time.

violentkitten
11-15-2004, 07:24 PM
When I take out a pussy on a date I usually end up licking it. I'd highly recommend that.

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:25 PM
:lmao


They got good biscuits, though. :smokin

SW, that is the truth. There is never a time I go to SA and not go to Jim's for breakfast, late at night or morning and get some Jim's bisquits. :spin

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:26 PM
When I take out a pussy on a date I usually end up licking it. I'd highly recommend that.

Not on the first date....I want to know a little about where that pussy has been cattin around before I lick it. :)

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:27 PM
so you're taking her here?


http://jimsrestaurants.com/images/jimslogo.jpg


Oh, he meant a restaurant?? Now that makes sense. :)

KEDA
11-15-2004, 07:31 PM
Along with PF Changs

Carabbas is good

Papadeaux is a personal fav.

Any other places?

Im trying to suprise SpursWoman when she and I go out!

Biga on the Banks has GREAT deserts!!!

Shelly
11-15-2004, 07:33 PM
I think this would be more appropriate, Jimbo

http://www.chambersunvalleyca.org/Images/bigjim.jpg :eyebrows

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:33 PM
Along with PF Changs

Carabbas is good

Papadeaux is a personal fav.

Any other places?

Im trying to suprise SpursWoman when she and I go out!

Biga on the Banks has GREAT deserts!!!


On top of the Hemisfair Tower of the Americas....that way you can makeout in the elevator.:)

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:34 PM
I think this would be more appropriate, Jimbo

http://www.chambersunvalleyca.org/Images/bigjim.jpg :eyebrows


Have you been peeking at me in the shower?

:)

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 07:41 PM
On top of the Hemisfair Tower of the Americas....that way you can makeout in the elevator.:)



Oooooooooo, damn!


I have that on my "Things I Have To Do Before I Die" list....and it's not crossed off yet. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 07:41 PM
Have you been peeking at me in the shower?

:)

Your's fits in the shower?

Shelly
11-15-2004, 07:42 PM
You know what they say about dentists....They have big







teeth.

KEDA
11-15-2004, 07:45 PM
Oooooooooo, damn!


I have that on my "Things I Have To Do Before I Die" list....and it's not crossed off yet. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif


All joking aside, I also have that on the list.

Along with making out in a hot air baloon!

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:47 PM
Oooooooooo, damn!


I have that on my "Things I Have To Do Before I Die" list....and it's not crossed off yet. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif


*getting car keys*

:)

Jimcs50
11-15-2004, 07:48 PM
All joking aside, I also have that on the list.

Along with making out in a hot air baloon!


Why all joking aside????? Never!!!!

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 07:55 PM
Your's fits in the shower?




Damn. You made me spit. :wow :lol

KEDA
11-15-2004, 07:56 PM
Why all joking aside????? Never!!!!


true

Yonivore
11-15-2004, 08:10 PM
Oooooooooo, damn!


I have that on my "Things I Have To Do Before I Die" list....and it's not crossed off yet. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif
Meet ya there?

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 08:12 PM
'bout an hour & a half? :)

Yonivore
11-15-2004, 08:16 PM
'bout an hour & a half? :)
you tease...

KEDA
11-15-2004, 08:43 PM
'bout an hour & a half? :)


2 things

1) you are going to cause a traffic jam on 37 & Commerce

2) I dont leave work till 9:30

Drachen
11-15-2004, 10:11 PM
Have you been peeking at me in the shower?

:)


Please!!! THAT IS A "Family Restaurant"

Oh and about the Tower thing, you better hurry up if you want to do that anytime soon, because as soon as Landry's signs the papers, that bitch is closed for at least 9 mos for construction. (although I wouldnt advise eating there, it sucks).

Shelly
11-15-2004, 10:35 PM
I've heard that the reataurant up there isn't that great also.

Yonivore
11-15-2004, 10:36 PM
I've heard that the reataurant up there isn't that great also.
Oh shit! That was a restaurant?

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 10:39 PM
Yes, it was. :oops

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 10:49 PM
Well, I will try and use the best of your suggestions. I will try and report back on how things went. hehehe I hope my date will have as much fun as I am sure to have! ;)

Yonivore
11-15-2004, 10:55 PM
Yes, it was. :oops
My bad.

Drachen
11-15-2004, 10:59 PM
Yeah it is currently Jim's on a stick, but soon Landry's is taking it over. They will close it for 9 mos in order to renovate and they are going to build a kind of stage thing at the base where people can come and sit and listen to music. I forgot all the other upgrades.

timvp
11-15-2004, 11:07 PM
Well, I will try and use the best of your suggestions. I will try and report back on how things went. hehehe I hope my date will have as much fun as I am sure to have! ;)

If you don't listen to my PF Changs suggestions, I'm going to be mad :cuss

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 11:17 PM
If you don't listen to my PF Changs suggestions, I'm going to be mad :cuss

Um, we may not have time....could I use that for the second date? ;)

timvp
11-15-2004, 11:21 PM
There is always time.

No excuses.

:)

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 11:28 PM
There is always time.

No excuses.

:)

Sorry timvp, I'm gonna have to save that idea for the second quarter. :(
But thanks for the advice. :) Hopefully I'll get to use it soon.

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 11:33 PM
Well, I will try and use the best of your suggestions. I will try and report back on how things went. hehehe I hope my date will have as much fun as I am sure to have! ;)


So, let's see...

Before heading out to the Spurs game, you take her to PF Changs for something to eat. On the way to the game, you dash into Dave & Buster's for a few games of skee (sp?) ball...where you dazzle her with your astounding ability to get it into the hole that's worth the most points like no one she's ever seen.

Ya'll have an awesome time at the game, regardless off the cranky old man that ya'll sit next to that draws up plays on napkins and BAMA's worse than anyone ever seen on this forum.

After the game, you figure you're only a few miles from downtown, and in your I'm-a-smooth-kind-of-guy way, suggest a quick trip up the elevator at the Tower of the Americas for a little warming-up action...atmosphere, scenery, yada yada yada...quite certain that she'll be happy to oblige. But not to eat, though...because on top of PF Changs and the high-dollar nachos and beer at the game, you're feeling a little gassy. Oh...scratch the nachos. You don't want to be gassy in an elevator. Isn't that against the law in some states?

So you're done with downtown, and somehow manage to make it back to your car....and she decides that she's hungry again....so you head to Saltgrass for a quick bite and tip the waiter an extraordinary amount of money...where she will no doubt be impressed with your expressed generosity to the very hard-working waitstaff.

You leave the restaurant, and figure you've probably fed her enough to nurish a small African country...so you're thinking that before any mention of getting naked in a hot tub, ya'll need to work some of that food off. So you take her back to some Chinese guy named Jim's place to change out the tile in the bathroom.

All that hard work gets ya'll both all hot and sweaty, so you take her back to your place for a nice, long, hot shower....and pick up where you left off at the TotA. ViolentKitten's suggestion probably will fit in there somewhere.


Did I miss anything? :lol :lol

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 11:42 PM
Not a thing! ;)

SpursWoman
11-15-2004, 11:45 PM
Oh....don't forget the flowers. :lol

Useruser666
11-15-2004, 11:49 PM
There is no way in hell I could forget those!

Drachen
11-16-2004, 12:17 AM
It is imperative that he ask for me as a waiter. Other than that I see no problem.

Shelly
11-16-2004, 07:50 AM
So, let's see...

Before heading out to the Spurs game, you take her to PF Changs for something to eat. On the way to the game, you dash into Dave & Buster's for a few games of skee (sp?) ball...where you dazzle her with your astounding ability to get it into the hole that's worth the most points like no one she's ever seen.

Ya'll have an awesome time at the game, regardless off the cranky old man that ya'll sit next to that draws up plays on napkins and BAMA's worse than anyone ever seen on this forum.

After the game, you figure you're only a few miles from downtown, and in your I'm-a-smooth-kind-of-guy way, suggest a quick trip up the elevator at the Tower of the Americas for a little warming-up action...atmosphere, scenery, yada yada yada...quite certain that she'll be happy to oblige. But not to eat, though...because on top of PF Changs and the high-dollar nachos and beer at the game, you're feeling a little gassy. Oh...scratch the nachos. You don't want to be gassy in an elevator. Isn't that against the law in some states?

So you're done with downtown, and somehow manage to make it back to your car....and she decides that she's hungry again....so you head to Saltgrass for a quick bite and tip the waiter an extraordinary amount of money...where she will no doubt be impressed with your expressed generosity to the very hard-working waitstaff.

You leave the restaurant, and figure you've probably fed her enough to nurish a small African country...so you're thinking that before any mention of getting naked in a hot tub, ya'll need to work some of that food off. So you take her back to some Chinese guy named Jim's place to change out the tile in the bathroom.

All that hard work gets ya'll both all hot and sweaty, so you take her back to your place for a nice, long, hot shower....and pick up where you left off at the TotA. ViolentKitten's suggestion probably will fit in there somewhere.


Did I miss anything? :lol :lol


What time do you want me to pick you up????

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 08:41 AM
Uh uh Shelly! You had your chance! :lol

SpursWoman
11-16-2004, 09:10 AM
What time do you want me to pick you up????



:lmao

KEDA
11-16-2004, 09:56 AM
What time do you want me to pick you up????


Wait just a damn minute!

You HAD your turn , Im next!!!

Shelly
11-16-2004, 09:57 AM
Damn! The competition is ferocious!

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 10:04 AM
Damn! The competition is ferocious!

What competition?! :king

SpursWoman
11-16-2004, 10:11 AM
:oops

Shelly
11-16-2004, 02:38 PM
Well, I hope dating tonight have a wonderful time!

But she will be mine again. Oh yes, she will!

Opinionater
11-16-2004, 02:40 PM
IMHO, it appears that some need to get laid in the worse way.

2Blonde
11-16-2004, 02:59 PM
One important tip...Do not tell her she looks older in person or you'll end up dateless like Duff. :lmao

...2Blonde

Shelly
11-16-2004, 03:00 PM
One important tip...Do not tell her she looks older in person or you'll end up dateless like Duff. :lmao

...2Blonde

:rollin x a million

MannyIsGod
11-16-2004, 03:08 PM
hahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahah.

Seriously, we need to get Duff laid. If Patrick can get Mexican ass on accident, Duff can get laid.

NameDropper
11-16-2004, 03:42 PM
Doesn't Duff have 2 hands to choose from?

MannyIsGod
11-16-2004, 03:46 PM
You know, after reading the other thread, I realize that it is hopeless.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-16-2004, 04:26 PM
On top of the Hemisfair Tower of the Americas....that way you can makeout in the elevator.:)

I did take a girl there on the first date, but we didn't get to makeout because of everybody else in the elevator.

But she loved going there (she had never been).

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
I did take a girl there on the first date, but we didn't get to makeout because of everybody else in the elevator.

But she loved going there (she had never been).

She had never been in an elevator? :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-16-2004, 04:28 PM
hahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahah.

Seriously, we need to get Duff laid. If Patrick can get Mexican ass on accident, Duff can get laid.

This is one story I haven't heard at a GTG yet.

Sounds funny.

Like Patrick's Dad.

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-16-2004, 04:29 PM
She had never been in an elevator? :lol


:p

MannyIsGod
11-16-2004, 04:54 PM
Ah yes, Tower memories. Children getting knocked down by the wind and their spit flying everywhere.

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 05:09 PM
Remember the parachuters? Damn this thread is getting off topic.

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 05:29 PM
ahhhh tower memories...hehehe

It wasn't really a date but it was damn sure fun and memorable...One of my older sisters was getting married here in SA and the maid of honor came in from Houston...a real hottie...I hadn't met her before that and she and I were seated together at the rehearsal dinner (formal dinner at the St. Anthony Hotel)...we hit it off REALLY well hehehe...very fun and irreverent conversation with a lot of sexual inuendo and by dessert we were grubbing under the table and she was definitely checking out my package...:eyebrows...we couldn't wait to get out of there and back to her room at the Hilton Palacio Del Rio...on the fourth floor facing the tower...we were all over the bed and the floor and the room but ended up out on the balcony facing the tower with her hanging on to the railing howling at the moon while we finished up doggie style...lmao...all the tourists walking down the street were looking around trying to figure out where the noise was coming from...

Shelly
11-16-2004, 05:38 PM
Dayum....

*heads off for a cold shower*

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 05:44 PM
*heads off for a cold shower*

hehehe

need help? I'll show you my trick with the "soap on a rope" where I spin it in circles without using my hands...:lol

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 05:49 PM
I reserve this spot for a future comment. :lol

Shelly
11-16-2004, 05:49 PM
:lol

Soap on a Rope??? Now you've really dated yourself!

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 05:57 PM
Now you've really dated yourself!

hehehe

thats all right...I just look distinguished when I blow MY picture up...:lmao

Shelly
11-16-2004, 05:59 PM
oh?????

Useruser666
11-16-2004, 06:07 PM
:lol

Soap on a Rope??? Now you've really dated yourself!

CC's best date was when he dated himself? Now I'm confused.

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 06:07 PM
oh?????

:lol....damn woman you are TOUGH!...so go ahead and say it...

Damn Cowboy...don't kid yourself...you look OLD!!!!...

SpursWoman
11-16-2004, 06:10 PM
:lol....damn woman you are TOUGH!...so go ahead and say it...

Damn Cowboy...don't kid yourself...you look OLD!!!!...



I'd still hit it. ;) :lol

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 06:22 PM
:makeout

thats more like it!...thanks darlin!...

Jimcs50
11-16-2004, 06:27 PM
:makeout

thats more like it!...thanks darlin!...


Damn, CC, you are high maintenence.

:lol

Shelly
11-16-2004, 06:31 PM
hehehe

thats all right...I just look distinguished when I blow MY picture up...:lmao

Depends what part you're blowing up: :eyebrows Certain areas can look VERY distinguished if blown up.....

First date hint:

If it's STORMY and Rainy out, make sure you hold the umbrella so your date doesn't get struck by lightning.. Also, make sure you put your jacket over a puddle so she doesn't get her feet wet.

timvp
11-16-2004, 06:33 PM
Don't forget PF Changs.

:smokin

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 06:36 PM
Certain areas can look VERY distinguished if blown up.....

:lmao

I said distinguished, not intimidating...:lol

Shelly
11-16-2004, 06:37 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :nerd

CosmicCowboy
11-16-2004, 06:37 PM
Also, make sure you put your jacket over a puddle so she doesn't get her feet wet.

screw that...in Texas we just put it in 4WD and drive right up to their door...:lol

Shelly
11-16-2004, 06:38 PM
Worst was the one girl who wouldn't say anything throughout the whole date. Picked her up and headed to the movies, she barely said anything. Then we went downtown, she barely said anything. Then I told her to get in the car so I could take her home. She didn't say anything.

Also, don't do as JB's date did.

Shelly
11-16-2004, 07:11 PM
And finally...

Turn around. Don't drown!

violentkitten
11-16-2004, 11:29 PM
the ideal first date for me would be to first call duff the night before to get his expert advice.

then on the night of the date, following duff's wisdom, i would pick up my date about an hour later than i told her i would. since i was late there wouldnt be any time to spare so i would honk from the street and get the bitch off to a running start.

id already be toasted on the half bottle of jack id shot during the afternoon. the car would be nice and fragrant from the bowl of chili and beans id enjoyed a couple of hours earlier.

when the bitch got to the car id leave the door locked and wait until after she tried to open it. then id give her a nice affectionate look of disgust as i have to pop open the door for her.

when she gets in i wont say shit and wait for her to barely sit down before i start pulling away and hope she can close the door without falling out.

id also be sure to light up a cig and blow the smoke in her direction.

finally id break the silence with "i already ate, but if you really have to make us stop then i guess we can stop somewhere" while looking straight ahead with an obvious glare.

if she wants to get something to eat, i pull up to a diamond shamrock. if not then i drive around until i find someplace dark.

while i am doing so, i ask her "how old are you again?" no matter what she says i am already prepared to say the "damn, you look much older" money line which duff gave to me.

feeling the good vibes, i park, recline the drivers seat, and utter those magic words of sweetness which are bound to win over any lady: "so, when do we fuck?"

if she dont want to fuck, up comes the seat, and then i drive the bitch home and leave her ass at the curb.

if she do want to fuck, up comes the seat after a while, and then i drive the bitch home and leave her ass at the curb.

Useruser666
11-17-2004, 12:00 AM
Whoooooooooooooowhooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

:elephant :elephant :elephant

SpursWoman
11-17-2004, 12:03 AM
:lol :lol

That good, huh? :smokin

Useruser666
11-17-2004, 12:05 AM
Oh yeah! :smokin

Useruser666
11-17-2004, 10:38 AM
Bump. I'm still in a haze. Or is that an after glow? hehehe

1369
11-17-2004, 10:45 AM
"After Glow"?

You pitching or catching?

Shelly
11-17-2004, 10:50 AM
:lol at Violent Kitty!

Useruser666
11-17-2004, 11:37 AM
Code words on top of code words lead to confusing conversation. I would say I would be the pitcher. He's the one with the balls right?


"After Glow"?

You pitching or catching?

Johnny_Blaze_47
11-17-2004, 11:41 AM
the ideal first date for me would be to first call duff the night before to get his expert advice.

then on the night of the date, following duff's wisdom, i would pick up my date about an hour later than i told her i would. since i was late there wouldnt be any time to spare so i would honk from the street and get the bitch off to a running start.

id already be toasted on the half bottle of jack id shot during the afternoon. the car would be nice and fragrant from the bowl of chili and beans id enjoyed a couple of hours earlier.

when the bitch got to the car id leave the door locked and wait until after she tried to open it. then id give her a nice affectionate look of disgust as i have to pop open the door for her.

when she gets in i wont say shit and wait for her to barely sit down before i start pulling away and hope she can close the door without falling out.

id also be sure to light up a cig and blow the smoke in her direction.

finally id break the silence with "i already ate, but if you really have to make us stop then i guess we can stop somewhere" while looking straight ahead with an obvious glare.

if she wants to get something to eat, i pull up to a diamond shamrock. if not then i drive around until i find someplace dark.

while i am doing so, i ask her "how old are you again?" no matter what she says i am already prepared to say the "damn, you look much older" money line which duff gave to me.

feeling the good vibes, i park, recline the drivers seat, and utter those magic words of sweetness which are bound to win over any lady: "so, when do we fuck?"

if she dont want to fuck, up comes the seat, and then i drive the bitch home and leave her ass at the curb.

if she do want to fuck, up comes the seat after a while, and then i drive the bitch home and leave her ass at the curb.


Herbivore?

violentkitten
11-17-2004, 02:58 PM
fuck no

timvp
01-11-2005, 09:55 AM
Man, take her to PF Changs. Trust me.

I'm telling you.

Trust me.



PF Changs.

Repeat.

Don't let me down.



If you don't listen to my PF Changs suggestions, I'm going to be mad


Don't forget PF Changs.

:smokin


Did this ever happen?

If not, it may be a ban worthy offense.

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 10:02 AM
:lol :lol

timvp
01-11-2005, 10:15 AM
Is that a yes or a no?

I'm guessing no ... :depressed

:cuss

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 10:17 AM
Not yet, but he did bring over a big carton of Cookie & Cream ice cream last night.... :makeout :p :lol


He does remind me all of the time that he has to take me there, if that counts. :nerd

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-11-2005, 10:19 AM
It's becoming evident that TimVP is a pimp for P.F. Chang's.

timvp
01-11-2005, 10:32 AM
Sorry, S-Dub, but I just banned him.

:smokin

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 10:37 AM
What?!?


Oh, man... :lol :lol

Useruser666
01-11-2005, 10:52 AM
Damnit!!!

List of things I haven't done:

1.Taken SW to Chang's.

List of things I have done:

1. Seen her everyday since two days after we first met.

2. Flowers

3. Taken her, her kids, her brother, sister-inlaw, their two kids, and one of her kids friends to Canyon Lake for New Years and put on a major kickass fireworks show!

4. Got tickets so all of us could go to the Spurs game together.

5. Spot babysitting.

6. Flowers.

7. Installed new locking door knob on her bedroom door. (Ok that's a gift for me too!)

8. Roto Routered bathroom sink.

9. Fixed ceiling fan light.

10. Flowers

11. Went fish shopping with kids.

12. Assistant potato peeler.

13. Assistant egg dicer.

14. Playstation 2 elctronics technician.

15. Flowers

16. Official Dog let'm inner/let'm outer.

17. Ambulance driver.

18. Taste tester.

I just leave the list a little short and not go into details. :lol :makeout

Does Chang's deliver? :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-11-2005, 10:53 AM
You did forget to get me a Spurs ticket.

She didn't tell you I came along in the package?

Useruser666
01-11-2005, 11:00 AM
You did forget to get me a Spurs ticket.

She didn't tell you I came along in the package?

She said you weren't in the package, or was it that you didn't have a package? I forget! :angel :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-11-2005, 11:01 AM
She said you weren't in the package, or was it that you didn't have a package? I forget! :angel :lol

Touche, bitch.

:lmao

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 11:07 AM
16. Official Dog let'm inner/let'm outer.

fukkin dog.... :lmao



Damn, looks like I got the best end of this deal....maybe I'm the one that should be banned... :fro

Shelly
01-11-2005, 11:10 AM
Dang! I needs to get me a devil.

MannyIsGod
01-11-2005, 11:38 AM
Damn dude, Jess has taken me to PF Changs. Thats why she rules. You on the other hand, can't make a hook shot and suck.

Useruser666
01-11-2005, 12:53 PM
Damn dude, Jess has taken me to PF Changs. Thats why she rules. You on the other hand, can't make a hook shot and suck.

That's why you called off Trinity because you're really scared of being owned again! How come the shittiest shooters shoot farther and farther away from the basket?

P.S. Which one of you holds the doggy bag while riding on your bicycle?

Johnny_Blaze_47
01-11-2005, 12:58 PM
P.S. Which one of you holds the doggy bag while riding on your bicycle?


http://members.boards.ie/patrick/Pwned.jpg

MannyIsGod
01-11-2005, 01:09 PM
I think i'll kindly see my sore ass outof this thread.

SpursWoman
01-11-2005, 01:42 PM
D'oh! :lol