View Full Version : Breaking BS: Dirk Nowitzki out 3-4 weeks
HeatFan007
03-08-2007, 02:56 PM
Updated: March 8, 2007, 2:45 PM ET
Minor Tear of Labrum Could Sideline Nowitzki 3-4 weeks or more
ESPN.com news services
Dallas Mavericks power forward Dirk Nowitzki could be out at least 3-4 weeks after an MRI Thursday revealed a partial tear of the labrum in his right shoulder.
The injury apparently occured during the Mavericks' Tuesday night victory over the New Jersey Nets. Nowitzki complained of a numbing pain after the game, and further tests were taken which revealed the tear. Tests also revealed a slight chance of breast cancer.
Owner Mark Cuban said Thursday that the forward will miss the team's upcoming two game roadtrip to California in order to rest and rehabilitate the shoulder.
angel_luv
03-08-2007, 02:58 PM
You are so lame!
monosylab1k
03-08-2007, 03:00 PM
Hey P-O-Z, what's up?
Rip-Hamilton32
03-08-2007, 03:08 PM
breast cancer? cmon it aint shaq
mavsfan1000
03-08-2007, 03:13 PM
Breaking news. You are gay.
Don Quixote
03-08-2007, 03:44 PM
The injury apparently occured during the Mavericks' Tuesday night victory over the New Jersey Nets. Nowitzki complained of a numbing pain after the game, and further tests were taken which revealed the tear. Tests also revealed a slight chance of breast cancer.
It was funny until you brought up breast cancer. People die from it.
My favorite Dirk injury was against the Spurs in '01, which the Spurs won 4-1, in which Dirk got elbowed in the mouth by (I think) David Robinson. Slow-mo camera caught teeth flying through the air.
Dirk just went to the bench, put in a mouthguard, and kept playing. The Mavs won that game.
Dirk Nowitzki
03-08-2007, 04:05 PM
Dammit too bad he isn't really hurt.
:rolleyes :rolleyes It is such a shame you are lower then dirt.
Shank
03-08-2007, 04:25 PM
When is the ban coming down?
dirk4mvp
03-08-2007, 04:26 PM
It was funny until you brought up breast cancer. People die from it.
My favorite Dirk injury was against the Spurs in '01, which the Spurs won 4-1, in which Dirk got elbowed in the mouth by (I think) David Robinson. Slow-mo camera caught teeth flying through the air.
Dirk just went to the bench, put in a mouthguard, and kept playing. The Mavs won that game.
And some people call Dirk soft..
ponky
03-08-2007, 04:29 PM
It was funny until you brought up breast cancer. People die from it.
My favorite Dirk injury was against the Spurs in '01, which the Spurs won 4-1, in which Dirk got elbowed in the mouth by (I think) David Robinson. Slow-mo camera caught teeth flying through the air.
Dirk just went to the bench, put in a mouthguard, and kept playing. The Mavs won that game.
dirk is tougher than most people think when it comes to injuries. not sure if this is the same game but i remember he got busted in the mouth, ran to the lockerroom, pulled out the tooth that was loose, quickly came back to the court and continued playing
monosylab1k
03-08-2007, 04:30 PM
dirk is tougher than most people think when it comes to injuries. not sure if this is the same game but i remember he got busted in the mouth, ran to the lockerroom, pulled out the tooth that was loose, quickly came back to the court and continued playing
Which makes it even more baffling that he takes one smack in the mouth from Shaq and then he stops attacking the basket for the rest of the series.
mabber
03-08-2007, 04:33 PM
Which makes it even more baffling that he takes one smack in the mouth from Shaq and then he stops attacking the basket for the rest of the series.
Yeah, he did go back to being a jumpshooter after that. At least there's one thing we definitely know about Dirk at this point...he learns from all his mistakes.
big3bigD
03-08-2007, 04:47 PM
Which makes it even more baffling that he takes one smack in the mouth from Shaq and then he stops attacking the basket for the rest of the series.
he couldn't get a call, so he probably figured that jumpshots had a better chance of going in. :fro
he used up all his calls in the WCSF
dirk4mvp
03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
he used up all his calls in the WCSF
:sleep
big3bigD
03-08-2007, 05:25 PM
he used up all his calls in the WCSF
so getting hit in the mouth is no longer a foul after the WCSF? :wtf
Burn531
03-08-2007, 05:33 PM
The breast cancer part was funny.
Flight3107
03-08-2007, 07:13 PM
The breast cancer part was funny.
Yeah, because people having breast cancer is funny.
:rolleyes
FlyHigh07
03-08-2007, 07:17 PM
Didn't you fuckin wish he had breast cancer, fucker.
monosylab1k
03-08-2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah, he did go back to being a jumpshooter after that. At least there's one thing we definitely know about Dirk at this point...he learns from all his mistakes.
I hope he learned from that one. We won't know until the playoffs.
nsrammstein
03-09-2007, 01:50 AM
1. No man shall bring a wheelchair to a basketball court. The only exception being if the man is a spectator AND a parapalegic.
MAN LAW!
HeatFan007
03-09-2007, 01:58 AM
1. No man shall bring a wheelchair to a basketball court. The only exception being if the man is a spectator AND a parapalegic.
MAN LAW!
I propose an amendment to that man-law.
Should a man posess a mangina, and proceed to stick his tongue out when climaxing, he should be placed in a wheelchair and made a parapalegic.
nsrammstein
03-09-2007, 02:00 AM
Sorry. Man Laws cannot be amended therefore you are going to have to create a new man law and have it approved.
HeatFan007
03-09-2007, 02:03 AM
Well then Dirk will be relieved that didn't get approved :(
Manginas unite!
nsrammstein
03-09-2007, 02:05 AM
you seem to be big on manginas...
nsrammstein
03-09-2007, 02:05 AM
2. No man shall allow himself to be seen crying on television
Man Law!!
HeatFan007
03-09-2007, 02:06 AM
No man shall allow himself to sing along to big German hunks.
Man Law!!!
I love manginas
Trainwreck2100
03-09-2007, 03:56 AM
Injuries that could have been better
a)Dirk is pegnant with Hasselhoff's Child
b)Dirk Sprained his Vagina
and finally
c)Dirk got jumped by a stationary bike as revenge for his actions last june.
SpurForLife
03-09-2007, 11:05 AM
Injuries that could have been better
a)Dirk is pegnant with Hasselhoff's Child
b)Dirk Sprained his Vagina
and finally
c)Dirk got jumped by a stationary bike as revenge for his actions last june.
:lmao :clap
Don Quixote
03-09-2007, 11:23 AM
If I shot like Dirk, I'd only take jumpers too. Forget taking the punishment inside.
nsrammstein
03-09-2007, 09:58 PM
lol @ saying dirk has a ''mangina'' when your boy wayne wade needed a fucking wheelchair for a shoulder injury.
HeatFan007
03-10-2007, 04:58 PM
lol @ what dwade did to the mavs last year
mavsfan1000
03-10-2007, 04:59 PM
lol @ what dwade did to the mavs last year
lol at you being a P-O-S
HeatFan007
03-10-2007, 10:00 PM
lol at you being a P-O-S
good one
u2sarajevo
03-10-2007, 10:17 PM
lol at you being a P-O-SHe's not P-O-S... he's Saucy....
HeatFan007
03-11-2007, 02:22 AM
Haha why hello u2! Just causing a ruckus over here just to spice things up a bit before Wednesday's game :) Little does anyone know that I don't even like Miami...
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