Bush caught choking his chicken..

[JohnnyMarzetti]

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"This is one strange looking chicken."

[gophergeorge]

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Damm, I wish this was that little piss-ant Kerry!

[JohnnyMarzetti]

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"So I guess you'll be leaving my administration too."

[bigzak25]

"do you know where osama is?"

or

"you can run, but you can't hide."

[Useruser666]

"Stop your straturkery!"

[Spurminator]

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"Don't worry about him... Even I know the difference between a turkey and a chicken."

[SpursWoman]

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"Looks like you're going to be around for a while, big fella, maybe I can hook you up with Kerry's barber."

[exstatic]

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"Well, you got a pretty face,
You got a pretty face,
You're a good-looking guy.
Better looking than my Scott anyway."