Shelly is so old .................................. [Archive]

mouse

11-17-2004, 03:28 PM

She was a Spurs fan when the Alamo was still a parking lot.

Tonto

11-17-2004, 03:29 PM

Her SS # on her card is 000-00-0001 :lmao

Lee Harvey Oswald

11-17-2004, 03:39 PM

She choked on her Ensure at the rest home when JFK was shot

NameDropper

11-17-2004, 03:40 PM

She can only tell time if the sun is out.

Jimcs50

11-17-2004, 03:42 PM

I'd do her.

:smokin

Shelly

11-17-2004, 03:44 PM

I'd do her.

:smokin

WELL! End of discussion.

mouse

11-17-2004, 03:45 PM

I'd do her.

:smokin

You better bring WD40 that is one old rusty ass pussy :lmao

bigzak25

11-17-2004, 03:50 PM

Moses fu*#ed her.... just kidding shell.... :p

samikeyp

11-17-2004, 03:53 PM

she could teach all men a thing or two! :smokin

Jimcs50

11-17-2004, 03:54 PM

You better bring WD40 that is one old rusty ass pussy :lmao

With me, no WD40 needed....ifyouknowwhatimean.

She might need a coaster though.

:smokin

JackLalanne

11-17-2004, 04:01 PM

She was MY phys. ed. teacher.

2Blonde

11-17-2004, 04:02 PM

You better watch who you're calling old. Cuz I'm older than she is. :makemyday

...2Blonde

Geno Billy

11-17-2004, 05:19 PM

Don't be frontin' on Shelly. She' fine.

tlongII

11-17-2004, 06:15 PM

I'd hit it.

SpursWoman

11-17-2004, 06:43 PM

Shelly is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Shelly is so old her social security number is 1!

Shelly is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Shelly is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Shelly is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Shelly is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Shelly is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Shelly is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Shelly so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Shelly is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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KEDA

11-17-2004, 10:13 PM

Shelly is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Shelly is so old her social security number is 1!

Shelly is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Shelly is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Shelly is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Shelly is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Shelly is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Shelly is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Shelly so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Shelly is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Shelly is so old that SPURSWOMAN has to repeat stuff to her so she will get it!

Yonivore

11-18-2004, 12:14 AM

Come to Round Rock Shelly, you get not respect in S.A.

SpursWoman

11-18-2004, 12:22 AM

Shelly is so old that SPURSWOMAN has to repeat stuff to her so she will get it!

eh? What'd you say?

sotexsportsgod

11-18-2004, 12:56 PM

old? she is hot!

Taco

11-18-2004, 01:40 PM

.....she Farts Dust!! :wow

Sorry Miss Shelly, but I couldn't help myself :angel

Shelly

11-18-2004, 02:46 PM

.....she Farts Dust!! :wow

Sorry Miss Shelly, but I couldn't help myself :angel

:rollin

Et tu, Taco? Et tu?

1369

11-18-2004, 02:51 PM

I got your back Shelly (Us "old folks" gotta stick together).

Mouse is so short, he can sit on a dime and dangle his feet in the air.

Shelly

11-18-2004, 02:53 PM

I got your back Shelly (Us "old folks" gotta stick together).

Mouse is so short, he can sit on a dime and dangle his feet in the air.

:lol

:makeout

And 2blonde is on my side. We shall overcome!

Jimcs50

11-18-2004, 03:49 PM

I'd do her twice.

:)

Shelly

11-18-2004, 03:56 PM

I'd do her twice.

:)

Jimbo, you'd do a hole in a tree!
:smokin

1369

11-18-2004, 03:57 PM

I think Jim would try and nail anything that squats to take a pee.

2Blonde

11-18-2004, 04:10 PM

:lol

:makeout

And 2blonde is on my side. We shall overcome!

I'd say "I've got your back", but then the guys would just want to watch. :rolleyes

1369

11-18-2004, 04:14 PM

*Snaps head back in double take*

Jimcs50

11-18-2004, 04:23 PM

Jimbo, you'd do a hole in a tree!
:smokin

Shelly!!! Shelly I make holes in trees.

:)

Shelly

11-18-2004, 04:34 PM

:lol @ 2blonde! No shit!

Damn, Jim! Was King Kong named after you?

Jimcs50

11-18-2004, 04:42 PM

:lol @ 2blonde! No shit!

Damn, Jim! Was King Kong named after you?

Shelly, I am not that old!!! As old as you, that is.

:)

Useruser666

11-18-2004, 04:49 PM

She wasn't even born yet when this thread was started. :)

Shelly

11-18-2004, 05:22 PM

:hang

She's DEAD!

bigzak25

11-18-2004, 05:24 PM

oh shit.....she's dead. see what you fuckers did....mouse i blame you.

Jimcs50

11-18-2004, 06:12 PM

:hang

She's DEAD!

Keep Duff away from the corpse, please.

:)

Shelly

11-18-2004, 06:19 PM

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Sarge/q3aHappyBones.gif

pooh

11-18-2004, 06:22 PM

I dont know if they make anti-wrinkling cream for skeletons Shelly :)

mouse

11-19-2004, 01:22 AM

Shelly is so old, she once had to use her ID to buy God a beer :lmao

1369

11-19-2004, 09:14 AM

Mouse is so short, that Duff is nuts over him.

samikeyp

11-19-2004, 09:50 AM

I'd say "I've got your back", but then the guys would just want to watch.
You say that like its a bad thing. :)

bigzak25

11-19-2004, 09:56 AM

Shelly is so old ..................................

she makes this thread/joke look fresh.....wait....she isn't that old.

this joke needs to die like any mention of that damn monday night thing on sportstalk radio..... :pctoss

mouse

11-19-2004, 04:30 PM

Mouse is so short, that Duff is nuts over him.

And I can also see the bottom of your chin :lmao

1369

11-19-2004, 04:31 PM

And I can also see the bottom of your chin :lmao

Considering your height, I would imagine so.

mouse

11-19-2004, 04:41 PM

Considering your height, I would imagine so.

I only get short glimpse of your chin around in 1/2 second intervals as his nuts continue bounce back and fourth.

Shelly

11-19-2004, 04:51 PM

Shelly is so old ..................................

That she's still dead! Film at 11.

1369

11-19-2004, 04:52 PM

If you would walk out from under his balls and come over to the kitchen, you'd probably see the bottom of my chin just fine and it wouldn't be from so far away.

And you could get me another beer.

Ed Helicopter Jones

11-19-2004, 05:36 PM

Shelly!!! Shelly I make holes in trees.

:)

:lol

Personally I think Shelly is a babe!

Jimcs50

11-20-2004, 09:28 PM

:lol

Personally I think Shelly is a babe!

Well, she is MY babe, you keep your paws off. :makemyday

scott

11-20-2004, 09:58 PM

Shelly is so old she remembers what it used to mean to be classey.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-20-2004, 10:13 PM

Shelly is so old she remembers when people used to add extra letters to words.

Zombie

11-20-2004, 10:18 PM

Shelly is so old, she would teach all you young wipper snappers something new in bed! :spin :drunk

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-20-2004, 10:21 PM

Shelly is so old, she would teach all you young wipper snappers something new in bed! :spin :drunk

*Cue "Hot For Teacher"*

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