i failed my permit test

[NorCal510]

:madrun :bang :bang :bang :bang :ihit :ihit

FUCK!!!! i missed one more than passing. fuck fuck fuck! i woulda passed if i read the question correctly! fuck fuck fuck!

next week...............

[ALVAREZ6]

stupid jackass.


I got all mine right and barely studied.

I get my senior license in less than a month and your bitch ass doesn't even have a permit :lol

[E20]

That's not suprising.

[ZipSpan]

man that sucks. was it the written test or the driving test?

[Marklar MM]

Did you get the "What force is pulling down on you while you go up a hill" question wrong?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why didn't you just tell the DMV you were the boss?

[Fillmoe]

Why didn't you just tell the DMV you were the boss?


almost funny JB...... ALMOST

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

almost funny JB...... ALMOST

I had a couple of thoughts initially...

[ToughActinTinactin]

Permit me to say.....brahahahahahahaha!!! :lmao

[Shelly]

If you flunked your permit test, I'd be nervous about the actual driving test.

[KEDA]

so you have to keep the training wheels on for another week?

[Fillmoe]

no more ghost riding the whip for you

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

so you have to keep the training wheels on for another week?

See, that was funny.

[NorCal510]

so you have to keep the training wheels on for another week?
yea basically

it was the written test and the ones i missed were all the BS number memorization ones like BAC levels and wack court stuff. i actually passed the thing if i read the question correctly!

"What should you do at an intersection with a flashing red signal light?"

the answer was "Stop before entering, then proceed when safe." and i put "Stop before entering. Wait for the green light before proceeding." I DIDNT READ "FLASHING" THEY NEED TO HIGHLIGHT OR BOLD IT I WOULD HAVE PASSED FUCK DMV!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

yea basically

it was the written test and the ones i missed were all the BS number memorization ones like BAC levels and wack court stuff. i actually passed the thing if i read the question correctly!

"What should you do at an intersection with a flashing red signal light?"

the answer was "Stop before entering, then proceed when safe." and i put "Stop before entering. Wait for the green light before proceeding." I DIDNT READ "FLASHING" THEY NEED TO HIGHLIGHT OR BOLD IT I WOULD HAVE PASSED FUCK DMV!

Isn't it kind of common sense that if the light's flashing, it probably ain't turning green for awhile?

[Bob Lanier]

Judging by the people California gives driver licenses to, that's kind of frightening.

[ChumpDumper]

For matters of public safety, I would prefer NorCal wait until the light turns green.

[FlyHigh07]

Maybe Because You's In Da Troll Forum Day In N Day Out!!!!!!!!!

[SAtown]

Is this thread a joke, or did you really fail your driving test?

[NorCal510]

Isn't it kind of common sense that if the light's flashing, it probably ain't turning green for awhile?
isnt it common sense to read the whole thing?

[FlyHigh07]

Them trolls fuck you up Stupid Bitch!!!

[NorCal510]

Is this thread a joke, or did you really fail your driving test?
70% of people fail the first time so no its not a joke.. FUCK DMV they need to bold the specific terms. BS!

[dirk4mvp]

The permit test? Damn.

[ALVAREZ6]

70% of people fail the first time so no its not a joke.. FUCK DMV they need to bold the specific terms. BS!
to weed out the retards.



People who can't pass a stupid permit test don't belong on the road.

[NorCal510]

u wouldnt have passed the test i had it was the hardest one she said and i barely failed it so "blow me" -sequ.

[FlyHigh07]

If I were YOU, I'd go study for that next one dumbass, or you won't be on that road at all. Instead of being on SpursTalk all day, do You even go to school?

[Kori Ellis]

Them trolls fuck you up Stupid Bitch!!!
You are annoying the hell out of me in every thread.

Please keep your hyphy self in the Troll forum, thanks.

[Marklar MM]

Uh. I think more like 70% of people don't pass the road test hte first time.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

isnt it common sense to read the whole thing?

Didn't you just admit you didn't do that?

[FlyHigh07]

You are annoying the hell out of me in every thread.

Please keep your hyphy self in the Troll forum, thanks.

I decided not to be a troll anymore. From now on, I'm a human.

[NorCal510]

Didn't you just admit you didn't do that?
lololololol i give u credit u got me on that one............

[NorCal510]

Fuck Dmv!

[ZipSpan]

when did you take the test?

[SequSpur]

you're just plain dumb.

[phyzik]

Didn't you just admit you didn't do that?


:rollin :lmao :rollin

:owned

[T Park]

how the fuck do you fail the written test.

Good god.

[phyzik]

If it where up to me, all the test would be made even harder.... Then on top of that the type of car you could purchase/drive would directly relate to how well you did on the test.

Take it one step further, put a chip in licenses for teenagers that when they get in the car they have to supply license to the car, car reads the chip and automatically adjusts the speed limiter to 65Mph.

Im tired of kids with fart cans on their car zooming through traffic at 95+Mph while texting/talking on their gay bluetooth/smoking weed/ect.

[T Park]

If it where up to me, all the test would be made even harder.... Then on top of that the type of car you could purchase/drive would directly relate to how well you did on the test.

Take it one step further, put a chip in licenses for teenagers that when they get in the car they have to supply license to the car, car reads the chip and automatically adjusts the speed limiter to 65Mph.

Im tired of kids with fart cans on their car zooming through traffic at 95+Mph while texting/talking on their gay bluetooth/smoking weed/ect

:lol


agreed. Problem is, its not just teenagers.


Noone knows how to drive worth a crap anymore.

[Solid D]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2052/410012212lzj8.jpg

NorCal, if you had learned to keep both hands on the horns at an early age,
you might have instilled enough good habits to have passed the Driver's Test.

[dirk4mvp]

^ :lol :lol

[SAtown]

:lol


agreed. Problem is, its not just teenagers.


Noone knows how to drive worth a crap anymore.

I'm the only one out of my friends and family that respects the speed limit. In 6 years of driving, I've never gotten a ticket (i knocked on wood)

[TDMVPDPOY]

you fail ur permit test, you fail at life, god has fail you....

[T Park]

[QUOTE]NorCal, if you had learned to keep both hands on the horns at an early age,
you might have instilled enough good habits to have passed the Driver's Test.[QUOTE]


:lol


Owned.

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao hahaha

[ShoogarBear]

Don't tell ZipSpan or she'll lose interest.

[NASpurs]

Don't tell ZipSpan or she'll lose interest.zipspan... chesterthemolester... same difference.

[ZipSpan]

At least he knows how to ghostride a Yak!



:lmao

[NorCal510]

man u guys are just plain hating u still arent on my level... boss

zipspan knows, shed beat.

[FromWayDowntown]

Maybe instead of highlighting the key terms in the question, DMV should just go ahead and highlight the correct answer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

man u guys are just plain hating u still arent on my level... boss



Actually, you're not on most of our levels, which is to say:

http://www.blog.moscovici.org/pic/driver-licence.jpg

[Solid D]

Edited to limit blow to NorCal's self-esteem.

[Guru of Nothing]

:madrun :bang :bang :bang :bang :ihit :ihit

FUCK!!!! i missed one more than passing. fuck fuck fuck! i woulda passed if i read the question correctly! fuck fuck fuck!

next week...............

I wish to remind readers that stupid people drive up the cost of auto-insurance.

Assuming you will eventually master a simple multiple-choice test, I'm setting aside a nickel a day for you.

[NorCal510]

ugghhhhh i passed son!

baLLin!

[phyzik]

great.... yet another accident waiting to happen behind the wheel of a possible deadly weapon.

[NorCal510]

great.... yet another accident waiting to happen behind the wheel of a possible deadly weapon.
my penis?

[ZipSpan]

ugghhhhh i passed son!

baLLin!


congrats!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If I made the rules people like you who fail once would never ever get teh chance to get a permit or drivers license ever again...fucking retard.
theres enough of you on the road already.

[j-6]

ugghhhhh i passed son!

baLLin!


Good job, NorCal, but it would have been way cooler if you passed your test before Steak & A Blowjob Day.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Where did "my lovers" go beneath Norcal's sig?

[NorCal510]

i took it off because one of the "lovers" PM'd me to take her pic out of my sig porque she said some assholes cough you cough called her a bitch. so it wouldnt make sense if i had "my lovers" with one chick. yadadadigamahjig?

[TheSanityAnnex]

i took it off because one of the "lovers" PM'd me to take her pic out of my sig porque she said some assholes cough you cough called her a bitch. so it wouldnt make sense if i had "my lovers" with one chick. yadadadigamahjig?
So what you're saying is that you're internet pussy whipped? :nerd

[NorCal510]

sure.

[angel_luv]

Congrats on passing the test. :)

[loveThe23]

i took it off because one of the "lovers" PM'd me to take her pic out of my sig porque she said some assholes cough you cough called her a bitch. so it wouldnt make sense if i had "my lovers" with one chick. yadadadigamahjig?

confidential, please.. :oops :bang

[Marklar MM]

confidential, please.. :oops :bang

Musta been you. :spin

[ABDENOUR POWER]

Dammit Marklar, stop springing that sig on me when I don't expect it! :jack

[Taco]

: i failed my permit test i woulda passed if i read the question correctly! fuck fuck fuck!

next week...............


LIKE MAMA USED TO SAY

PENDEJO!!!

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6261/squaretrikezm8.jpg