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RonMexico
03-12-2007, 08:22 PM
I know this really desperate and sexually-starved girl lin College Station who is dying to lose her virginity.

I nominate you for this job because I think you're sarcastic enough to make this happen in just the right way (aka - fuck her and leave her).

I know this sounds weird, but we're on the brink of something legendary here....

(Disclaimer: she has "crazy eyes"...)
Doug Collins
03-12-2007, 08:23 PM
That's an offer you cannot refuse...
Mr. Body
03-12-2007, 09:12 PM
I think Ron's talking about one of the collies.
BUMP
03-12-2007, 09:14 PM
http://www.sitinthecorner.com/b2/images/huh.jpg
RonMexico
03-12-2007, 10:04 PM
After about 5 beers, she's not THAT ugly anymore
dirk4mvp
03-12-2007, 10:10 PM
Pimpin' hoes over the net. Ron's got dat game. :hat
Aggie Hoopsfan
03-12-2007, 10:26 PM
:lol :ttiwwp:
Kermit
03-12-2007, 10:33 PM
http://xf5.xanga.com/a80a8223d673278684592/m53416110.jpg

you might need twelve beers.
Mr. Body
03-12-2007, 10:34 PM
http://myspace-825.vo.llnwd.net/01022/52/85/1022975825_m.jpg
Doug Collins
03-12-2007, 11:38 PM
:lol :ttiwwp:


wait for it
Doug Collins
03-12-2007, 11:44 PM
wait for it

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u81/afern22084/s8300324_3760.jpg






:oink
RonMexico
03-12-2007, 11:50 PM
:lol :ttiwwp:


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen3.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen4.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen5.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen6.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen7.jpg


Really, she has a great personality... hahaha
Doug Collins
03-13-2007, 12:02 AM
She's not as fat as it appears it's more of an optical illusion
Horry For 3!
03-13-2007, 12:42 AM
http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen3.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen4.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen5.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen6.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/jgannarelli02/jjen7.jpg


Really, she has a great personality... hahaha
She looks decent but she has no tits.
BeerIsGood!
03-13-2007, 01:19 AM
I'd hit it... mainly because she's bound to have at least one or two hot friends that I could jump to next.
RonMexico
03-13-2007, 08:42 AM
She's absolutely nuts - if you got anywhere near her friends, she'd murder you in your sleep.
leemajors
03-13-2007, 09:00 AM
she has... a big face...
monosylab1k
03-13-2007, 09:29 AM
she has... a big face...

big face = big target

bring her on.
Doug Collins
03-13-2007, 12:15 PM
big face = big target

bring her on.


:lol :lol :lol
Doug Collins
03-13-2007, 12:16 PM
She's absolutely nuts - if you got anywhere near her friends, she'd murder you in your sleep.


Didn't she try to make a rape on you?
Aggie Hoopsfan
03-13-2007, 12:37 PM
She's absolutely nuts - if you got anywhere near her friends, she'd murder you in your sleep.

I've gone out with one of those types before. No thanks :lol
RonMexico
03-13-2007, 12:57 PM
I've gone out with one of those types before. No thanks :lol

I was totally kidding... whatever it takes to make this union happen, I'll say it.
leemajors
03-13-2007, 01:42 PM
maybe it worked better when antonio said it on wings.
K-State Spur
03-13-2007, 02:03 PM
maybe it worked better when antonio said it on wings.

Antonio: "Driving a car like that is like making love to a beautiful woman."

Joe: "How's that?"

Antonio: "I will never do either."
Doug Collins
03-13-2007, 02:34 PM
I've gone out with one of those types before. No thanks :lol


She #2 sex in mouth prostitute all college station...
Willinsa
03-14-2007, 12:06 AM
I would screw her, she is not bad.
RonMexico
03-14-2007, 08:41 AM
I would screw her, she is not bad.

We have a winner... when/how do you want to claim your "prize"?
Willinsa
03-14-2007, 10:52 AM
Will she like it rough, or do I have to be gentle.
RonMexico
03-14-2007, 11:05 AM
Will she like it rough, or do I have to be gentle.

Be a man and take charge - she'll like whatever you want to give... or else
Doug Collins
03-14-2007, 01:30 PM
Be a man and take charge - she'll like whatever you want to give... or else


Be prepared to cuddle
BeerIsGood!
03-14-2007, 01:59 PM
She probably has crabs. Make sure you double wrap it and dip it in alcohol after it's done
Doug Collins
03-14-2007, 03:49 PM
She probably has crabs. Make sure you double wrap it and dip it in alcohol after it's done

She's a virgin, I would hope she doesn't have crabs unless she's just a dirty girl....she probably has crabs.