Most of you probably won't care...

[ZipSpan]

Does anyone know any lame science pick up lines?

Because I want to tell the guy that sits behind me in my chemistry class that I like him. I want to do it tomarrow because we are having a lab, and he's my lab partner.

[ZipSpan]

Oh, and I want it to be reallllly cheesy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell NorCal you want to practice making a test-tube baby without the test-tube.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell NorCal you want to see his beaker.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell NorCal you want to be his H2O without the two.

[loveThe23]

tell him to demonstrate the lab for you

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell NorCal you want his acid in your base.

[jman3000]

say you want to give him herpes... then show him the cold sore in your mouth.

[ZipSpan]

JB, Why are you saying Norcal?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB, Why are you saying Norcal?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1483263#post1483263

[ZipSpan]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1483263#post1483263

:lmao I just think he's hot. Jeeeeeeeez. But I have a big crush on the guy that sits behind me in chemistry class. I think I might say the one line about H20 to him, but I still want to hear more lines.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tell him you want to experience what happens when he exchanges bodily fluids with you using your own scientific method.

[ZipSpan]

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm really fucking bored (would somebody call some scores in, damnit!)...I'm giving scientific pickup lines to somebody who says they're a teenage girl.

[T Park]

and a laker fan...

[ZipSpan]

to somebody who says they're a teenage girl.

What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?

Oh, trustworthiness is earned here, not given...

[loveThe23]

I just thought of one, this I hear at school all the time... "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" lol I know its gay, but it's worth a try... :oops

[ZipSpan]

Oh, trustworthiness is earned here, not given...

Alright, alright. I get it. I gotta earn your trust.



Does anyone have any pick-up lines having to do with chemicals? Cause we're working with chemicals and burners tomarrow.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Stolen from some link:

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

[Fillmoe]

Tell NorCal you want to be his H2O without the two.


:lol :lol

[mardigan]

What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?

Untill its determined by pics, etc..., you will always be an old fat guy to most of us


Oh, and tell him that Bill Nye the science guy turns you on, and he reminds you of him.
Sorry Fillmoe, thats the best I got

[loveThe23]

Stolen from some link:

Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

wow... you're good. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://gwally.com/pickuplines/000632.php

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

I think of you as the irresistible force and me the unstoppable motion.

I like every bone in my body, especially yours

Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wow... you're good. :lol

Thank you, but as I said, not mine...

[T Park]

Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??

:lol

unless she wants her head thrust into his crotch on the first date, then she should avoid that :lol

[ZipSpan]

:lol

unless she wants her head thrust into his crotch on the first date, then she should avoid that :lol



:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ZStomp's sitting in this thread...I'm going to stop giving pickup lines to a teenage girl before SAPD busts down my door.

[Shelly]

Tell NorCal you want to be his H2O without the two.

or the H to his O

[Solid D]

How about a date before gravity takes a turn for the worst on both of us?

http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/PCT1124.jpg

[loveThe23]

ZStomp's sitting in this thread...I'm going to stop giving pickup lines to a teenage girl before SAPD busts down my door.

Is that a cop or something?

[ashbeeigh]

If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

[ashbeeigh]

Does this smell like chloroform?

Just because we slept together last night doesn't make us lab partners in the morning.


Make sure you have some topoisomerase with you to relieve the tension.

Hi, I'm carbon 14, and it looks like you're in need of dating

so theres three virus's hanging out and two of them are making out. the third ones getting pretty pissed and uncomfortable so he yells over: COME ON GUYS GET A HOST!

Why do scientists
Like Nitrates so much? 'Cause they're
Cheaper than day rates

..."we go together like thymine and adenine!"

what is the name of 007's eskimo cousin?
Polar Bond

if i were a reaction mechanism, i would be Sn2 so i could attack your backside

"You down with ATP? Yeah you know me."
"You down with ATP? Yeah you know me."


I'm really not this fuinny. I got them from a facebook group.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"I'm having a little trouble with this lesson on gravity. Can you demonstrate by going down on me?"

"I'm sorry if I seem nervous asking you out in chemistry class. I'm a little out of my element here."

"I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive."

"Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Tantalum Fluorine Uranium Potassium. Convert that into chemical symbols and then meet me in the bathroom." (It spells out "I Lu V Ta F U K")

[ZipSpan]

"I'm having a little trouble with this lesson on gravity. Can you demonstrate by going down on me?"

"I'm sorry if I seem nervous asking you out in chemistry class. I'm a little out of my element here."

"I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive."

"Iodine Lutetium Vanadium Tantalum Fluorine Uranium Potassium. Convert that into chemical symbols and then meet me in the bathroom." (It spells out "I Lu V Ta F U K")

:lol Holy crap! I'm using one of those! I don't know which one yet, but they're all hilarious.

[Marklar MM]

or the H to his O

the H 2 his O

[ashbeeigh]

You're the glucose to my fructose and together we'll make some sweet, sweet, sucrose.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

I wish i had control of my enzymes, so i could order glycogen sythase to store your sweetness inside my heart.

"You and I are like two hydrophillic molecules in solution... We must be together!"

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation...

What did the smooth endoplasmic reticulum say to the rough endoplasmic reticulum?

Is that a ribosome on you or are you just pleased to see me?

if i were a neurotransmitter i would be dopamine so i could activate your reward pathway.



wanna empty your vesicles into my synaptic cleft? (Best oone I do believe)


You must be sodium channel blocker tetrodotoxin because you really disrupt my sinoatrial potentials and make my heart stop beating!

I wish I were a Streptococcus cuz I'd be in your throat

Want to come back to my place to work on thelock and key hypothesis?

I wish I was factor D, so I could bind to your TATA box.

Lone pair electrons are no fun. Will you fill my octet?

Baby, I wish you and I could be part of some facilitated diffusion because I'd love to go in your channel!

[Marklar MM]

1. Taken any good spectra lately?
2. Hey baby! I'll be the nucleophile if you'll be the electrophile!
3. I'd really like to titrate with you.
4. Let me show you my Schlenk line...
5. My favorite mechanism is a backside attack. And you?
6. I'm...an ecomonics major...going for my MBA!
7. What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
8. Your lab or mine?
9. Have you seen the latest issue of J.A.C.S.?
10. I feel exothermic tonight!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm almost considering asking for journalism-related ones just to see what comes out.

[Marklar MM]

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
I'm positive, you're negative, let's get together and make a compound!
If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
It's true that opposites attract. We're like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we're stable... and steady!
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an "energetic" reaction?
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hot enough to melt a few things.
I got a charge out of bonding with you.
You make my atomic number rise.
You're so cool, molecules stop in your presence.
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
Hey baby, I’ll lower your kinetic energy.
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate
You can hydrolyze me anytime
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
You're an electrophile and I'm a nucleophile, we're attracted and we can make each other happy.
You're an alcohol and I'm your ketone. I'll protect your from the Grignards of life.
You are a photon quanta to my valence electron. You excite me to a higher energy level.

[SequSpur]

Tell him if you were to do a litmus test, he would pass it.

[Solid D]

:lol

[ashbeeigh]

I'm almost considering asking for journalism-related ones just to see what comes out.

I'm sure you can find some in the same why I found the ones I posted.

[NorCal510]

zipspan u are one of those weird chicks arent you

u dont ask the guy out u let the guy ask you out. give him some clues that u like him and let him make the moves. u go girlfriend.

[ZipSpan]

zipspan u are one of those weird chicks arent you

u dont ask the guy out u let the guy ask you out. give him some clues that u like him and let him make the moves. u go girlfriend.

hey! I'm not weird! And why can't I ask out the guy?

[ashbeeigh]

hey! I'm not weird! And why can't I ask out the guy?

Don't listen to him, ever.

[ZipSpan]

If anyone cares... during the lab today, we were talking about positive and negative ions and it was the perfect time to say one of the pick up lines, so i said:

"I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive." (thanks to spurs_fan_in_exile for that one).


He laughed and told me that I was cute, then he asked me out on a date for this weekend. YAAAAAAY!!! After school he walked me home and told me that he wanted to ask me out before, but he was nervous and didn't know what to say. I'm hella excited!!! :spin :clap :makeout :D

[jman3000]

zipspan most likely has horrible taste in men.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Congrats.

[jman3000]

SFIE might have to live with the fact that he may have contributed to yet another teenage pregnancy.

[ZipSpan]

SFIE might have to live with the fact that he may have contributed to yet another teenage pregnancy.



:lmao hey! that's doesn't happen until the second date! hahaha.

[NASpurs]

Is ZipSpan mouse?

I find it weird that he's asking out boys in chemistry class.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

SFIE might have to live with the fact that he may have contributed to yet another teenage pregnancy.

Probably wasn't the first, probably wasn't the last.

[jman3000]

:lmao hey! that's doesn't happen until the second date! hahaha.

i usually get it on the first.. .hell i usually dont have to go on a date at all :smokin

[jman3000]

i usually get it on the first.. .hell i usually dont have to go on a date at all :smokin

coke heads are easy like that.

[ZipSpan]

Is ZipSpan mouse?

I find it weird that he's asking out boys in chemistry class.


No, I'm not.

[loveThe23]

Glad you got your date ZipSpan, your pick-up line is hilarious!! :clap

[NASpurs]

Is loveThe23 mouse as well?

[jman3000]

nothing like living your life vicariously through a 14 year old girl.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

nothing like living your life vicariously through a 14 year old girl.

You could be fucking a crackwhore with no gag reflex.

[loveThe23]

Is loveThe23 mouse as well?

No, I'm not Mouse.... :rolleyes He's not every single person on this board....

[NorCal510]

zipspan u cheated on me

ho!

[NASpurs]

No, I'm not Mouse.... :rolleyes He's not every single person on this board....You must be new here then.

[ZipSpan]

zipspan u cheated on me

ho!


Sorry babe, don't you have a crush on someone? Just ask them out!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

zipspan u cheated on me

ho!

She needs a man that can drive her places.

[loveThe23]

You must be new here then.

Not really, I signed up in like May... I just don't post too much in the club

[NASpurs]

Not really, I signed up in like May... I just don't post too much in the clubIs that you in your profile? You kind of look like Vanessa Macias.

[mardigan]

Is that you in your profile? You kind of look like Vanessa Macias.
I suddenly feel like buying a Kia

[NASpurs]

I suddenly feel like buying a KiaIf she has the rack, I'm totally hitting on her.......... in a year or so.

[ZipSpan]

I suddenly feel like buying a Kia


:lol

[mardigan]

^^^Who is that in your avatar?

[ZipSpan]

^^^Who is that in your avatar?

me.

[mardigan]

No way......

[jman3000]

If she has the rack, I'm totally hitting on her.......... in a year or so.
she looks 13 man.....

[NASpurs]

she looks 13 man.....Yeah who knows

[mardigan]

she looks 13 man.....
Profile says 16, 1 year away from legality(is that even a word?)

[NASpurs]

Profile says 16, 1 year away from legality(is that even a word?)Wait... lovethe23 is going to be 18 while ZipSpan/mouse is going to be 16.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If she has the rack, I'm totally hitting on her.......... in a year or so.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/EEZerik/nsfw15.jpg

[ZipSpan]

Wait... lovethe23 is going to be 18 while ZipSpan/mouse is going to be 16.


I'm not mouse!!!

[mardigan]

I'm not mouse!!!

You have to understand, that untill you can prove otherwise, you are Mouse

[NASpurs]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/EEZerik/nsfw15.jpg:lmao

[ZipSpan]

You have to understand, that untill you can prove otherwise, you are Mouse


Believe what you want, but I'm not mouse.

[mardigan]

Believe what you want, but I'm not mouse.

I believe in ghosts, freedom of speech, sharks are the devil, and you are mouse

[ZipSpan]

I believe in ghosts, freedom of speech, sharks are the devil, and you are mouse

:lol Well, I'll try my best to prove that I'm not mouse.

[NASpurs]

We should get ZipSpan and mouse to post at the same time in here although I believe mouse knows how to post with multiple screen names at the same time.

[Kori Ellis]

It's not Mouse.

[ALVAREZ6]

Tell NorCal you want his acid in your base.
haha


that's actually a good one


tell the kid you want his acidic sperm in your test tube

[mardigan]

It's not Mouse.

Well, I guess your not mouse, but I still dont believe that picture is you. But congrats on you date, do one of your parents have to take you?

[ZipSpan]

It's not Mouse.

thank you!

[ALVAREZ6]

ZipSpan, post a bigger picture.

[Das Texan]

this thread is something else.


nothing like pickup line advice on the Internet. Countdown to impregnation has started for this little slut.

[NorCal510]

ZipSpan, post a bigger picture.
word. what if shes hot :smokin

[NorCal510]

It's not Mouse.
is it a troll or is she really a female from LA? can u please confirm this!

[jman3000]

:lmao @ norcal blowing a load to the idea that a girl might actually find him attractive.

[NASpurs]

is it a troll or is she really a female from LA? can u please confirm this!The desperation is strong in this one :lol

[mardigan]

Whoever she/he is, I will bet money that the person in her avatar isnt her.

[loveThe23]

Is that you in your profile? You kind of look like Vanessa Macias.

Yeah, that's me.. call me crazy, but who's that again? lol

[loveThe23]

Wait... lovethe23 is going to be 18 while ZipSpan/mouse is going to be 16.

Look, I'm NOT Mouse either.... I'm serious. swear.

[NASpurs]

Yeah, that's me.. call me crazy, but who's that again? lolhttp://www.vanessamacias.com/

You resemble her a bit which is NOT a bad thing.

[jman3000]

Yeah, that's me.. call me crazy, but who's that again? lol
the hottest girl in the universe.


imho

[NASpurs]

Look, I'm NOT Mouse either.... I'm serious. swear.haha I'm just teasing. Mouse being a Mavs fan would never pose as a Kings fan.

[mardigan]

The Kia girl, yea, a bit I guess

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

haha I'm just teasing. Mouse being a Mavs fan would never pose as a Kings fan.

Have you actually been by RealKingsTalk lately?

[mardigan]

the hottest girl in the universe.


imho
Just like Mr 3000 is the best movie in the universe

[jman3000]

Just like Mr 3000 is the best movie in the universe

i've never seen it... i wouldnt know.

[NASpurs]

Have you actually been by RealKingsTalk lately?No... did I miss something?

Is he over there cheering for the Kings?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No... did I miss something?

Is he over there cheering for the Kings?

Not really, just being Mouse.

[loveThe23]

http://www.vanessamacias.com/

You resemble her a bit which is NOT a bad thing.

I've never seen her before, but she's pretty.... haha thank you. that's very sweet. :)

[mardigan]

i've never seen it... i wouldnt know.
You should see it, I would put it up there with Double Dragon and My Giant

[ZipSpan]

JEEEEEEEZ! are you all happy now?!

[mardigan]

http://i7.tinypic.com/2zhl4pz.jpg


JEEEEEEEZ! are you all happy now?!

Your the one to the left right?

[ZipSpan]

Your the one to the left right?


SHUT UP! i'm the girl! I'm not a guy!!!!!!!

[mardigan]

I know, its been confirmed that you are hot, too bad your to young

[ZipSpan]

I know, its been confirmed that you are hot, too bad your to young

:lol Thanks..... I think. haha.

[mardigan]

I cant get my Myspace to work, goddammit

[NASpurs]

I think you might be sick. You have a blue squiggly line down your stomach.

[NASpurs]

I cant get my Myspace to work, goddammit:lmao

[mardigan]

:lmao
Shut up, Im bored

[ZipSpan]

I think you might be sick. You have a blue squiggly line down your stomach.


:lol My shirt is up in the picture and I didn't want people on here to see.

[mardigan]

I think you might be sick. You have a blue squiggly line down your stomach.
Yea, what the fuck is that blocked out?

[mardigan]

:lmao
Im trying to add Beno

[NASpurs]

But yeah, you are very pretty ZipSpan/mouse. NorCal will blow his load soon. :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Sorry to get here so late. There's a lot to address so if I'm going to get all JGW up in this thread.

1. Zipscan, glad I could help. I can't claim total credit for that one. It's adapted from a joke from a chemistry professor I knew.

2. JMan, until Maury Povich says otherwise I have not contributed to any teenage pregnancies.

3. Johny Blaze, you're half right. While it would be a first, it won't be the last. I'll have sons some day and they will learn all that I have to teach. When they learn the alphabet they'll also learn to tell ladies that they'd "rearrange it to put U and I together." On second thought, teenage pregnancy can ruin a young kid's life. I'll just teach them to seduce their hot teachers instead.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll just teach them to seduce their hot teachers instead.

Easjer, you got yourself a damn good man there.

[loveThe23]

What are you guys gonna do now, photoshop? :lol

[mardigan]

What are you guys gonna do now, photoshop? :lol
Someone put Benos head on that pic

[NASpurs]

What are you guys gonna do now, photoshop? :lolNo, only ugly people get the photoshop treatmeant. :p: :lol

[ZipSpan]

What are you guys gonna do now, photoshop? :lol

huh?

[mardigan]

No, only ugly people get the photoshop treatmeant. :p: :lol

I guess your right

[Marklar MM]

huh?

You are about to be photoshopped. :)

[loveThe23]

huh?

meaning people mess around with your picture in paint and stuff..

[Marklar MM]

We should use some goats.

[mardigan]

What are you guys gonna do now, photoshop? :lol

Dont act all innocent, you are the one who brought it up. I hadnt even thought about it till you said something

[NASpurs]

We should put her face on that yak that NorCal was riding.

[loveThe23]

BTW Zipspan, I think giving your picture in a private message would be smarter... there can be some verrry "jealous" people on here. :p:

[mardigan]

We should use some goats.
Or a pic of Dwayne Schintzius, just as bad

[Marklar MM]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g296/edge06/comment/funny/funny-04.jpg

[loveThe23]

Dont act all innocent, you are the one who brought it up. I hadnt even thought about it till you said something

:oops

[mardigan]

BTW Zipspan, I think giving your picture in a private message would be smarter... there can be some verrry "jealous" people on here. :p:

Your lucky I cant photoshop you

[NASpurs]

loveThe23 is being an instigator.

[ZipSpan]

We should put her face on that yak that NorCal was riding.

:lmao


Dnt photoshop me!!!!!

[NASpurs]

Whatever, go to my homepage and post pics of me, I dont give a shit. A lot of peeps have their pics on their avatars, or list their homepages with picsDidn't you just add that link to your profile once you saw their pics?

[mardigan]

Didn't you just add that link to your profile once you saw their pics?
Nope, put it on there when I joined, I have some sweet vids on there, wanted to share them

[loveThe23]

Whatever, go to my homepage and post pics of me, I dont give a shit. A lot of peeps have their pics on their avatars, or list their homepages with pics

Nope, that's not my thing, sorry. It isn't really that big of a deal, I was just giving her a tip if she wanted to avoid it. :)

[mardigan]

Nope, that's not my thing, sorry. It isn't really that big of a deal, I was just giving her a tip if she wanted to avoid it. :)

I was just joking, thats why I edited it, I came off a little angry there
But you are being a instigator

[NASpurs]

Yeah ZipSpan should take her pic down to make NorCal hate himself for not being here.

[mardigan]

Yeah ZipSpan should take her pic down to make NorCal hate himself for not being here.
He missed out on two underage attractive girl, he might kill himself

[NASpurs]

He missed out on two underage attractive girl, he might kill himselfWe can only hope that's what happens.

[loveThe23]

But you are being a instigator

:dizzy okay, I'm done with that

[ZipSpan]

Yeah ZipSpan should take her pic down to make NorCal hate himself for not being here.

HAHA! okay, I took it down. mardigan should delete the reply he has where he quoted me when I posted my pic.

haha. I wanna see what Norcal will say.

[NASpurs]

Speak of the devil

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[ashbeeigh]

NorCal is probably already in bed. He has cheerleading practice in the morning.

Damn. My plan was foiled.

[NASpurs]

Damn mardigan... he just ruined it by quoting ZipSpan.

NorCal probably already has the pic saved and doing who knows what.

[ZipSpan]

Damn mardigan... he just ruined it by quoting ZipSpan.

NorCal probably already has the pic saved and doing who knows what.


:lol

[NorCal510]

:hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry:

[ZipSpan]

:hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry:


hahaha. what's that supposed to mean?

[1Parker1]

I have an I love Nerds t-shirt I wear to bed. You could borrow it....:nerd :lol

[NASpurs]

:hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry:Wrong smilie. You meant this one:

*edit* I guess my smilie didn't show up here.

[mardigan]

hahaha. what's that supposed to mean?
I would tell you if you werent so young mija

[ZipSpan]

I would tell you if you werent so young mija


OHHHHHHHH!!! I get it now! hahahahahaha.

[NorCal510]

hahaha. what's that supposed to mean?
id beat!

[loveThe23]

I have an I love Nerds t-shirt I wear to bed. You could borrow it....:nerd :lol

:lol

[NASpurs]

Whoa, I think loveThe23 just won the hottest chick contest that these forums have. :lol

[NorCal510]

oh shit! lovethe23 said i was hot too. id beat that too!

[ZipSpan]

id beat!

haha thanks, but I've got a guy now.



If you really want to get with someone, just use one of the science pick-up lines people were saying earlier to a girl in your science class. Any girls you like in there?

[NASpurs]

Um....

GO KINGS!

[mardigan]

Whoa, I think loveThe23 just won the hottest chick contest that these forums have. :lol
Hands down

[loveThe23]

oh shit! lovethe23 said i was hot too. id beat that too!

:lol bitch!

[NASpurs]

Hands downShe might give Vanessa a run for her money dude.

[loveThe23]

Um....

GO KINGS!

yeahhhh! :clap

[mardigan]

She might give Vanessa a run for her money dude.
I dont know this Vanessa you speak of, but I like the name, makes me think of Vanessa Williams in Eraser

[NASpurs]

yeahhhh! :clapI might have to convert and cut all my Spurs connections. :lol

[NASpurs]

I dont know this Vanessa you speak of, but I like the name, makes me think of Vanessa Williams in EraserVanessa Williams is so hot especially for an old chick. Rick Fox is a moron.

[mardigan]

Rick Fox is a moron with the worst greased up hair Ive ever seen

[loveThe23]

I might have to convert and cut all my Spurs connections. :lol

:lol

[mardigan]

:lol
Definately like your new avatar pic better than having to look at ugly little Jayson Williams

[loveThe23]

Definately like your new avatar pic better than having to look at ugly little Jayson Williams

How's he ugly? :wtf :depressed

[NASpurs]

Stop arguing with her mardigan or she might put it back up out of spite. :pctoss

[jman3000]

i thought that was kevin martin in her avatar... not jayson williams.

[jman3000]

and lmao @ all the guys drooling when a hot girl shows up.

[mardigan]

How's he ugly? :wtf :depressed

Thats like me asking how Rosie O Donnell is ugly

[NASpurs]

and lmao @ all the guys drooling when a hot girl shows up.What are you doing here then?

:lol

[loveThe23]

Stop arguing with her mardigan or she might put it back up out of spite. :pctoss

Maybe I'll put Kevin up.... :lol

[jman3000]

What are you doing here then?

:lol

i was here 9 minutes after the thread started... and she's still only 17... still way too young.

[mardigan]

and lmao @ all the guys drooling when a hot girl shows up.
Dude whatever, my girlfriend is hot AND of legal age, Im just killing time

[NorCal510]

i dont have a girlfriend at the moment

[NASpurs]

i was here 9 minutes after the thread started... and she's still only 17... still way too young.So I can't say she's hot?

[loveThe23]

i dont have a girlfriend at the moment

are you really 15?

[NorCal510]

jman if they were 23 would u beat?

[NorCal510]

are you really 15?
yeeeeeeeeeeea

:hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry:

[ZipSpan]

i dont have a girlfriend at the moment


i know, but what i was saying was that if you wanna hit, ask someone out. you should use those science pick-up lines to a girl in your science class. hahaha.

[mardigan]

No way, hes 15?

[loveThe23]

yeeeeeeeeeeea

:hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry: :hungry:

go eat something you hungry dog! :lol

[ZipSpan]

go eat something you hungry dog! :lol

:lol

[NorCal510]

No way, hes 15?
:bang

[NorCal510]

for some reason this reminds me of awmyplace. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[loveThe23]

for some reason this reminds me of awmyplace. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

awmyplace? :wtf is that like a troll or something?

[PakiDan]

What, do you think I'm some old fat guy or something?

Yes, post a current pic, and not that animated skunk hair avatar you have. PROVE IT!

[loveThe23]

Ummm yeah, quite the understatement actually. He is pretty much calling you retarded.

Lovethe23, you are going for the wrong guy. Norcal hasn't hit puberty yet.

I am the man for you. And if you think Norcal is hot, you will think I am Brad Pitt.

If he thinks I'm retarded, what does that make him?

LOL.... Gig, I'm not going for anyone in particular.... I'm just a single girl. I'm yet not sure who's the man for me, I'm still young. :downspin:

[dirk4mvp]

Young people these days.

[mardigan]

Arent you one of them yourself Dirk4?

[dirk4mvp]

I'm older than NorCal :downspin:

[loveThe23]

Young people these days.

Weren't you the one in the trolls forum with the ghetto mavs outfit? I'd say you were young..

[kingsfan]

awmyplace? :wtf is that like a troll or something?You weren't around for awmyplace? You missed a classic.

[Trainwreck2100]

How did I miss this the first time?

[loveThe23]

You weren't around for awmyplace? You missed a classic.

don't think so... when was it?

[Trainwreck2100]

summer

[Phenomanul]

This thread is a classic in and of itself.... Can't believe I missed it.

[NorCal510]

Ummm yeah, quite the understatement actually. He is pretty much calling you retarded.

Lovethe23, you are going for the wrong guy. Norcal hasn't hit puberty yet.

I am the man for you. And if you think Norcal is hot, you will think I am Brad Pitt.
:lmao

gig workin his game!

[mardigan]

:lmao

gig workin his game!

Sometimes you have to spit interweb game Norcal

[NorCal510]

dude the 2 hottest chicks on this site (IMO) already PM'd me about how sexy i am. what more do u need?


*B.O.S.S.* sTatUs!

[ZipSpan]

Yes, post a current pic, and not that animated skunk hair avatar you have. PROVE IT!


I already did.

[Fillmoe]

I already did.


stop lying slut

[mardigan]

stop lying slut
Look on page 5 stupid

[Fillmoe]

thats not really her STUPID

[ZipSpan]

thats not really her STUPID


That is me. Why do you think it's not?

[Fillmoe]

cuz you are prolly mouse.... thats why

[mardigan]

thats not really her STUPID

Ok all knowing Fillmoe

[mardigan]

cuz you are prolly mouse.... thats why
Kori already said she wasnt Mouse, stupid

[Fillmoe]

if you aren't mouse you are definitely his illegitimate child

[Melmart1]

if you aren't mouse you are definitely his illegitimate child
The one that had the abortion?

[Fillmoe]

I don't get the picture are her tits down around her waist?


she is trying to cover up her penis tattoo that she got on her stomach

[atxrocker]

that is not zipspan. probably ripped it off of someones myspace or something.

[Fillmoe]

that is not zipspan. probably ripped it off of someones myspace or something.


exactly.....

[mardigan]

that is not zipspan. probably ripped it off of someones myspace or something.
Your probably right, but dont take away Norcals hopes and dreams

[ALVAREZ6]

lovethe23 is hot.

[ALVAREZ6]

dude the 2 hottest chicks on this site (IMO) already PM'd me about how sexy i am. what more do u need?


*B.O.S.S.* sTatUs!You act like you're the first



:smokin

[Kori Ellis]

lovethe23 and Zipspan aren't Mouse.

But it should tell you something that they are messaging 15-year-old wigger yak boy to say he's hot.

[ZipSpan]

Holy crap guys. That is me!

You all said the picture in the avatar wasn't me (even though it is), so you told me to post a picture. So I did, but that's still not good enough?! I don't get why you guys can't just believe me, why do you all have to go into a debate.

and no, my boobs are down the my waist! See:

http://i16.tinypic.com/332o6s4.jpg

[ALVAREZ6]

Holy crap guys. That is me!

You all said the picture in the avatar wasn't me (even though it is), so you told me to post a picture. So I did, but that's still not good enough?! I don't get why you guys can't just believe me, why do you all have to go into a debate.

and no, my boobs are down the my waist! See:

http://i16.tinypic.com/332o6s4.jpgSo which cheesy pick up line did you use?

[mardigan]

lovethe23 and Zipspan aren't Mouse.

But it should tell you something that they are messaging 15-year-old wigger yak boy to say he's hot.

Speaks volumes

[mardigan]

Its not her, I am sure of it now

[atxrocker]

posting the same pic without the modification doesn't prove anything. you should post at least 3 pics, with one of you holding a spurstalk sign to prove that its really you or most people will continue thinking you're a lonely 40 year old 300 lb man.

[NASpurs]

Poor Norcal...

Some old dude is PM'ing him and he doesn't know it.

[loveThe23]

NorCal, I just PM'ED you to ask you how old you were, but I really don't remember me calling you "sexy".

[ALVAREZ6]

or most people will continue thinking you're a lonely 40 year old 300 lb man.A.K.A. Mouse :troll

[ZipSpan]

So which cheesy pick up line did you use?

I said: "I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive."

[atxrocker]

NorCal, I just PM'ED you to ask you how old you were, but I really don't remember me calling you "sexy".


:lol norcal getting called out

[loveThe23]

You act like you're the first



:smokin

That, I did... :oops

[ALVAREZ6]

I said: "I think you stole my heart and my electrons. In fact, I'm positive."HIV positive?


:lol

How did he respond?

[mardigan]

posting the same pic without the modification doesn't prove anything. you should post at least 3 pics, with one of you holding a spurstalk sign to prove that its really you or most people will continue thinking you're a lonely 40 year old 300 lb man.
Thats what makes me sure of it, I could post the same pic 10 times, doesnt mean shit
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/sethhoward/magdavis2lt4.jpg

No seriously, thats me on the left

[NASpurs]

Thats what makes me sure of it, I could post the same pic 10 times, doesnt mean shit
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/sethhoward/magdavis2lt4.jpg

No seriously, thats me on the leftAnd the one next to you is Sequ or mouse?

[ZipSpan]

HIV positive?


:lol

How did he respond?


:lol He said I was cute and he laughed because it was so cheesy, then he asked me out on a date for this weekend.

[mardigan]

You got me, this is me and Sequs trip to New Zealand

[ALVAREZ6]

You got me, this is me and Sequs trip to New Zealand:lol

what did you type in Google Images to find that picture?

[ZipSpan]

Thats what makes me sure of it, I could post the same pic 10 times, doesnt mean shit
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/sethhoward/magdavis2lt4.jpg

No seriously, thats me on the left


I posted the same picture, but without the blue lines because DRM said that he didn't get the picture, and he thought my boobs were down to my waist. I was just trying to show him he was wrong.

[loveThe23]

lovethe23 and Zipspan aren't Mouse.

But it should tell you something that they are messaging 15-year-old wigger yak boy to say he's hot.

Thanks Kori. but, I never said NorCal was hot. I guess asking somebody how old they are means telling them that they're hot. And NorCal, don't edit my PM's because that's all I asked you.

[NASpurs]

Man Norcal can't catch a break today. One of those days.

[mardigan]

:lol

what did you type in Google Images to find that picture?
Willow, then pics, the greatest adventure of all time

[Phenomanul]

Thanks Kori. but, I never said NorCal was hot. I guess asking somebody how old they are means telling them that they're hot. And NorCal, don't edit my PM's because that's all I asked you.

He can't edit your PMs.....

This thread is funny. :p: