funny wade parody

[stretch]

dont know if this was posted here or not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLOZHuk9ANs

[bdictjames]

:lol

Get Wheeled off 8

Hater

:lol

[Vinnie_Johnson]

LMAO Funny stuff.

[David Stern]

dont know if this was posted here or not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLOZHuk9ANs

I thought this was better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-0WUWsCfg

[Ozzman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[dg7md]

Woo hoo Mavs fans going against Wade. How unexpected. :lol

[Ozzman]

How bout that Mike Modano, huh? 500 goals...

[dg7md]

How bout that Mike Modano, huh? 500 goals...

:smokin

[RonMexico]

I thought this was better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-0WUWsCfg

You beat me to it... haha

What makes the Wade Parody kind of funny is that it wasn't some kind of hack job, it was decently edited.

[mavsfan1000]

I like fall 7 times stay down the 8th time better. lol

[Obstructed_View]

Just to make sure I understand: It's cheating or flopping or acting when Wade goes to the line a lot, but it's just immense skill when Dirk goes to the line a lot?

[monosylab1k]

Just to make sure I understand: It's cheating or flopping or acting when Wade goes to the line a lot, but it's just immense skill when Dirk goes to the line a lot?

last i checked, dirk hasn't had a commercial made about how tough he is for flopping, and then get taken off the court on a wheelchair for a shoulder injury.

[v2freak]

So Mavs fans are angry about a commercial?

[Bob Lanier]

Just to make sure I understand: It's cheating or flopping or acting when Wade goes to the line a lot, but it's just immense skill when Dirk goes to the line a lot?

Also, you like many others before you have failed to identify Dirk's "go-to" move. It was so effective; most didn't realize what it was. It was his ability to get to the foul line. Dirk was so much faster and much more athletically gifted than his peers that he could get there at will. The problem in the Heat series was that he was forced away from the ball much of the series. This again, because he was double or triple teamed much farther from the basket than he was used to... and naturally from that distance his "go-to" move was inherently less effective.

But feel free to describe Wade's "go-to" move.... one which doesn't involve a flop, travel, or ballhandling violation of some kind (whether it's called or not). You basically have regurgitated everything the mass media has told you to think on the matter - because Wade has and continues to be a 'media-darling'.

[monosylab1k]

So Mavs fans are angry about a commercial?

Nope, but if Dirk ever has a commercial made showing how tough he is, and then he gets wheelchaired off the court while crying with a shoulder injury, then he probably will have a parody made about him as well.

[Nashfan]

Nope, but if Dirk ever has a commercial made showing how tough he is, and then he gets wheelchaired off the court while crying with a shoulder injury, then he probably will have a parody made about him as well.


Classy

[Obstructed_View]

So here's what we've learned:

Dirk's go-to move is called "getting to the foul line". It's so effective because he's so cat-quick and jumps so high. It's very sublime; only real basketball fans can appreciate it. It's how he beats inferior athletes like Tim Duncan and Shawn Marion.

Wade's ability to draw fouls is because the league loves him. Wade can't handle the ball, he's not quick and he has no leaping ability.

Wade gets TV commercials that speak specifically of his high pain threshold, which is a lie because he was actually in pain when his arm was ripped out of the socket.

Dirk is more athletically gifted than the players around him. When he steps on someone's foot, going up for a jump shot, that's a foul.

Wade is not more athletically gifted than the players around him. When he gets knocked to the floor, that's a flop.