28 Kama Sutra positions shown by 2 girls

[Fillmoe]

The Butterfly:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position1/big/1.jpg

Side Saddle Cowgirl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position2/big/1.jpg

Raised Missionary:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position3/big/1.jpg

Lazy Doggie:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position4/big/1.jpg

Deep Dish:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position5/big/1.jpg

Reverse Spoon:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position6/big/1.jpg

Stand and Deliver:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position7/big/1.jpg

The Plow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position8/big/1.jpg

The Longbow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position9/big/1.jpg

Reverse Cowgirl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position10/big/1.jpg

Classic 69:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position11/big/1.jpg

Reverse Stand and Deliver:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position12/big/1.jpg

Rocking Chair:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position13/big/1.jpg

Classic Doggie:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position14/big/1.jpg

The Crab:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position15/big/1.jpg

Classic Spoon:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position16/big/1.jpg

Classic Missionary:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position17/big/1.jpg

The Wheel Barrow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position18/big/1.jpg

The Clam:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position19/big/1.jpg

The Underdog:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position20/big/1.jpg

The Cradle:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position21/big/1.jpg

The Pearl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position22/big/1.jpg

Reverse Seated Cowgirl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position23/big/1.jpg

The Cobra:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position24/big/1.jpg

The Side Dish:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position25/big/1.jpg

Extended Doggie:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position26/big/1.jpg

The Willow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position27/big/1.jpg

The Tobbogan:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position28/big/1.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Thread of the Year.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm not gonna lie, that made my pants happy.

[jman3000]

The Pearl FTW

[midgetonadonkey]

The Plow owns all.

[Fillmoe]

The Plow owns all.


i hate agreeing with midge but im forced to on this one.....

[loveThe23]

Ewww. :oink

[ObiwanGinobili]

The Cobra.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ewww. :oink


sex = ewww?

:wtf

[mardigan]

Ewww. :oink
WTF?

[loveThe23]

sex = ewww?

:wtf

lol I just wanted to see what people would say. :p:

[mardigan]

The Cobra.
Cobras tight and the stand and deliver gets a thumbs up as well

[mardigan]

lol I just wanted to see what people would say. :p:
Yea right

[ObiwanGinobili]

Cobras tight and the stand and deliver gets a thumbs up as well

yeah I agree. Althought the reverse stand and deliver is better IMO.
the pearl is alright but you definatly get more movement out of the Cobra.


what is the differance between the underdog and the rocking chair?
they both look like an elevated reverse cowgirl to me.

[Kori Ellis]

yeah I agree. Althought the reverse stand and deliver is better IMO.
the pearl is alright but you definatly get more movement out of the Cobra.


what is the differance between the underdog and the rocking chair?
they both look like an elevated reverse cowgirl to me.

The underdog, the bottom person is doing the motion. The rocking chair, the person on the top is doing the rocking.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
thanks.

[mardigan]

The rocking chair is for lazy guys

[jman3000]

im surprised they didnt just have normal girl on top

[jman3000]

but for my money... the pearl with my back against a couch or something is the best... the plow is for guys with small peters trying to get the most bang for their buck.

[CuckingFunt]

Raised Missionary:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position3/big/1.jpg

The Plow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position8/big/1.jpg

Rocking Chair:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position13/big/1.jpg

Classic Doggie:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position14/big/1.jpg

The Crab:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position15/big/1.jpg

The Clam:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position19/big/1.jpg

The Underdog:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position20/big/1.jpg

The Pearl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position22/big/1.jpg
:hungry: :hungry:

[jman3000]

fuck... i meant the pearl... clam... pearl... fuck it all to hell...

[Fillmoe]

i see way too many people in here idle for a long time that havent said anything....



no masturbating in my thread please

[ZStomp]

I'm happy in my pants.

[TDMVPDPOY]

thanks man, i just got a hardon, thanks kent

now i need a gf to practice that shit on instead mrs.palm

[BeerIsGood!]

Wow, I never knew the names for a lot of those positions. I have to get the GF to strenghten her arms so we can do the crab and wheelbarrow.

[CuckingFunt]

The Wheelbarrow is highly overrated.

[timvp]

The underdog, the bottom person is doing the motion. The rocking chair, the person on the top is doing the rocking.Interesting.
:reading

[midgetonadonkey]

I also really enjoy the Deep Dish.

[Fillmoe]

the deep dish with the hands behind the kneecaps..... i swear there is a trigger there that makes bitches pussies tingle.........

[BeerIsGood!]

The Wheelbarrow is highly overrated.

It seems like too much work to be enjoyable, but I cannot rest until I've tried it. Damn curiosity, if the gf didn't have to wake up at 5:45 am for work I'd wake her ass up right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Butterfly. :tu

[thispego]

what the.. i invented the long bow

[Jekka]

It seems like too much work to be enjoyable, but I cannot rest until I've tried it. Damn curiosity, if the gf didn't have to wake up at 5:45 am for work I'd wake her ass up right now.
Sex is the only good reason to get woken up in the middle of the night.

[CuckingFunt]

the deep dish with the hands behind the kneecaps..... i swear there is a trigger there that makes bitches pussies tingle.........The Plow with the guys hands behind the kneecaps is even better.

[CuckingFunt]

Sex is the only good reason to get woken up in the middle of the night.Agreed.

[Fat boy]

Most of you all are just talking shit, your just like me, your lucky to have your dog lick A1 sauce off your nut sac.



let's keep it real people!

[BeerIsGood!]

Sex is the only good reason to get woken up in the middle of the night.

On weekend nights I'd agree, but if it's three hours before she has to get up for work she'll be happy tonight and pissed tomorrow when she's burned out at work. Then I'll get to hear about it tomorrow night. I think I'll spare myself.

[polandprzem]

I will invent more and will sell them to ya

[thispego]

The Plow with the guys hands behind the kneecaps is even better.
yes. definitely.

[Jekka]

On weekend nights I'd agree, but if it's three hours before she has to get up for work she'll be happy tonight and pissed tomorrow when she's burned out at work. Then I'll get to hear about it tomorrow night. I think I'll spare myself.
That sucks. I always get better quality sleep after sex, so I've never minded being woken up.

[thispego]

does manny know about this jekka?

[thispego]

lazy doggie... hahah yeah it's a good one... and appropriately named

[Jekka]

does manny know about this jekka?
Of course. He knows to take advantage of it.


Manny must be one good little Mexican
Yes, yes he is :eyebrows

Damn, now I'm pissed that I'm stuck at work.

[midgetonadonkey]

Lazy Doggie is great.

[thispego]

Of course. He knows to take advantage of it.


Yes, yes he is :eyebrows

Damn, now I'm pissed that I'm stuck at work.
where the hell do you work at 2 in the morning?

[Jekka]

where the hell do you work at 2 in the morning?
AmeriCorps

[thispego]

yeeesh, that sucks

[johngateswhiteley]

good work here.

[dirk4mvp.]

When it comes to sex, Manny doesn't monkey around :lmao

[thispego]

yeah right john, you probably wish the positions were posed by reggie bush and matt leinart

[thispego]

When it comes to sex, Manny doesn't monkey around :lmao
:clap

[dirk4mvp.]

I can just picture Jekka pulling on Manny's ears "oh Manny that's the spot" :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

we need a few ladies replying

whats with all the guys replyin!!!

[thispego]

we need a few ladies replying

whats with all the guys replyin!!!

i dont think that you get laid

[Whottt.]

I can just picture Jekka pulling on Manny's ears "oh Manny that's the spot" :lmao


When planet of the Apes meets deliverance :lol

[dirk4mvp.]

I wonder what position Tpark can do?

[Re-Animator]

I wonder what position Tpark can do?

I'm not sure, but I bet who ever it is has to sign a waver first, :wakeup

[johngateswhiteley]

yeah right john, you probably wish the positions were posed by reggie bush and matt leinart

shucks, you know me too well.

[Lance]

Where is the picture that you made a while back of Manny eyes and face transposed into a monkey's body? I can't find it anywhere!


Mouse did not make that photo, Some guy named Thumboy who makes all those NBA portraits made the picture. In fact Manny has never spoken to mouse again since he posted it.

[thispego]

Mouse did not make that photo, Some guy named Thumboy who makes all those NBA portraits made the picture. In fact Manny has never spoken to mouse again since he posted it.
funniest post of the night. :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9061/avatar703013nb1.gif

[thispego]

ummm.. odd selection

[KEDA]

even at 4:30 am there are 7 people in this thread, including myself.


not only is this the thread of the year, it just might be the thread of the decade!!

[MannyIsGod]

I would have posted in this thread earlier but I was too busy having sex.

[tlongII]

Gotdamn internet filters at work!!!

[Taco]

I'm not gonna lie, that made my pants happy.
:lol

[baseline bum]

Damn, why'd I have to find this thread after I got to work?

[degenerate_gambler]

gotta love some those names..

[SpursWoman]

The Plow owns all.


:tu

[SpursWoman]

the plow is for guys with small peters trying to get the most bang for their buck.


Nah....it works well with big ones, too. :cooldevil

[CavsSuperFan]

That website is such B.S.!!!

Like a woman would even do any of those things without paying her lots of money 1st... :bang

[Bob Lanier]

Like a woman would even do any of those things without paying her lots of money 1st... :bang
What?

And the Plow is deeply boring.

[Bob Lanier]

The double-entendre was unplanned there. I intended to mean that along with the Longbow, the Wheelbarrow, and the Deep Dish, the Plough is easily one of the least interesting/pleasurable positions they list.

Shit, I'd rather just go down on the woman, get her her vibrator, and then go for a walk to burn off the calories than fuck someone like a RealDoll.

[SpursWoman]

What?

And the Plow is deeply boring.


:lol



I don't think so, but to each their own. :)

[AnkleBreaker21]

damn i love the underdog baby!!!!

[polandprzem]

Okay so could someone put the real kamasutra photos?

I may be the volunteer - but I ned a female and a photoshope .. ym photographer

[lebomb]

Ive always liked the Rabid Chinchilla............

You lay your girl on her side, grab her left ear......stick your index finger of your left hand in her ass, while penetrating her from the back. Wrap one leg of yours across her mid section......then pound her as hard and fast as you can, just as she begins to explode......shove two more fingers up her ass till she passes out from orgasm.

She will be :cuss afterwards, but dayum that was fun :elephant

[mardigan]

Chicks love the Arabian goggles

[polandprzem]

No PM yet :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

the toothless crackhoe

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Sexual Positions 101 Forum.

[ShoogarBear]

The Potted Meat Can

[mardigan]

The Gorilla Face gets em every time

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lol

"The Potted Meat Can"

[SpursWoman]

:lol

"The Potted Meat Can"


Care to describe that one, big EHJ? :eyebrows :lol

[Shelly]

Sex is the only good reason to get woken up in the middle of the night.

Oh, Hell no!

Anyone who wakes me up from my precious sleep will find it wasn't worth the next day :lol

Not enough sleep makes for a very crabby Shelly. :madrun

[jman3000]

Nah....it works well with big ones, too. :cooldevil

i just said that because whenever i've tried that position... i hit the cervix .... and the girl usually says it's painful. i guess it's just how it's implemented and if you're going full bore or not.

[ShoogarBear]

Oh, Hell no!

Anyone who wakes me up from my precious sleep will find it wasn't worth the next day :lol

Not enough sleep makes for a very crabby Shelly. :madrunUh, a very crabby Shelly would probably be well-protected from midnight booty calls.

[CuckingFunt]

Uh, a very crabby Shelly would probably be well-protected from midnight booty calls.A very crabby Shelly sounds like it could be the result of too many midnight booty calls.

[Shelly]

:nerd :nerd

[Fillmoe]

biggity bump

[CuckingFunt]

Raised Missionary:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...tion3/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part1/position3/big/1.jpg)

The Plow:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...tion8/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position8/big/1.jpg)

Rocking Chair:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion13/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position13/big/1.jpg)

Classic Doggie:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion14/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part2/position14/big/1.jpg)

The Crab:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion15/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position15/big/1.jpg)

The Clam:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion19/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position19/big/1.jpg)

The Underdog:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion20/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part3/position20/big/1.jpg)

The Pearl:
http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code...ion22/big/1.jpg (http://www.classic.fhm.com/asp_code/kamasutra/images/gallery/part4/position22/big/1.jpg)




:hungry: :hungry:I still stand by my favorites.

[T Park]

The Pearl owns all.

[CuckingFunt]

How on earth did this thread manage to fade away earlier without anyone noticing that there is also video of each position available?

http://www.fhm.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=15615 (http://www.fhm.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=15615)

[duncan228]

How on earth did this thread manage to fade away earlier without anyone noticing that there is also video of each position available?

http://www.fhm.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=15615 (http://www.fhm.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=15615)

How did this thread manage to fade away at all? :smokin

[baseline bum]

No love for the hot karl? :wtf

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Classic Missionary, The Plow and Lazy Doggie definitely my favorites

[Fat boy]

My wife is over 289lbs. She can't do the plow I have to settle for the cow!

[tlongII]

I'm a big fan of the lazy dog.

[RashoFan]

Damn...the countdown is only at 355 days! :pctoss

[T Park]

No love for the hot karl?


I brought it up, but she said she hates the Nuggets.