View Full Version : Holiday story time.
Shelly
11-17-2004, 08:27 PM
5 WORDS ONLY
As the Holiday Season nears
mouse
11-17-2004, 08:30 PM
Many will be drinking beers......
SpursWoman
11-17-2004, 08:31 PM
Swerving down 1604, dodging deer
timvp
11-17-2004, 08:35 PM
they saw Tonto chucking a spear...
MsMcGillyCutty
11-17-2004, 08:37 PM
With a grin from ear to ear
Shelly
11-17-2004, 08:38 PM
and celebrating the holiday cheer.
timvp
11-17-2004, 08:39 PM
They pulled over to get ...
MsMcGillyCutty
11-17-2004, 08:40 PM
Knowing the pawn shop is near.
mouse
11-17-2004, 08:41 PM
Just then the phone rang.......
timvp
11-17-2004, 08:44 PM
It was SpursWoman saying that ...
mouse
11-17-2004, 08:53 PM
She won off E bay a................
timvp
11-17-2004, 08:56 PM
piece of toast with a .......
Shelly
11-17-2004, 08:58 PM
picture of a certain person
SpursWoman
11-17-2004, 09:00 PM
covered in grape jelly
mouse
11-17-2004, 09:03 PM
Just then a loud noise.........
Jimcs50
11-17-2004, 09:08 PM
came from TPark's pants
mouse
11-17-2004, 09:09 PM
It made a hole in the......
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-17-2004, 09:09 PM
big, yellow buttered popcorn tub
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-17-2004, 09:10 PM
which he bought at the
SpursWoman
11-17-2004, 09:14 PM
www.harrypotteraccessories.com website.
timvp
11-17-2004, 09:16 PM
All of a sudden, Steve Francis ...
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-17-2004, 09:33 PM
got pissed at Hedo because
mouse
11-17-2004, 09:53 PM
He was wearing SpursWomans red..............
Shelly
11-18-2004, 11:13 AM
shirt that said, I'm with
SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 11:15 AM
that awesome Dooney & Bourke purse.
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-18-2004, 11:15 AM
TPark who started bitching about
Useruser666
11-18-2004, 11:17 AM
how no one can rhyme!
Shelly
11-18-2004, 11:19 AM
The next day, it was
Johnny_Blaze_47
11-18-2004, 11:26 AM
TV stations breaking in for
Shelly
11-18-2004, 11:28 AM
a special deal on NO-DOZE
Shelly had just finished purchasing
SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 11:33 AM
to give as Christmas gifts
Shelly
11-18-2004, 11:39 AM
or for late night conversations.
Suddenly, a large and angry
TNT21
11-18-2004, 01:40 PM
hot dog with ketchup & mustard
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 01:42 PM
came out of TPark's ass
the crowd gasped, and then
bigzak25
11-18-2004, 01:45 PM
swhoosh....it dissappeared
SW yelled, "Where's my damn..."
SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 01:53 PM
roll of paper towels, I
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 01:53 PM
left it right here
TNT21
11-18-2004, 02:05 PM
on the hood of this
Drachen
11-18-2004, 02:11 PM
Electric Bugaloo's, and it's apparent
2Blonde
11-18-2004, 02:17 PM
when enlarged, it looks older !!
"I resemble that remark", said
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 03:46 PM
Jimcs50's penis, which was
Quite odd, considering it resembled
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 03:51 PM
a Polish sausage on a stick
that Gerber produces for infants
2Blonde
11-18-2004, 03:54 PM
kind of shriveled and waxy...
Shelly
11-18-2004, 03:54 PM
and also duff and tpark!
exstatic
11-18-2004, 04:06 PM
Duff then said to Shelly...
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 04:25 PM
sexier in person
2Blonde
11-18-2004, 04:28 PM
than the picture Duff drew
SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 04:31 PM
while pulling of his pull-up
To have his mommy clean...
Shelly
11-18-2004, 04:35 PM
up his mess and his
Mother then said to Duff,
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 04:43 PM
filthy mouth with Palmolive soap
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 04:44 PM
don't blame me when you go blind
bigzak25
11-18-2004, 04:46 PM
:lol
and he said, "but mom, you don't..."
Shelly
11-18-2004, 04:47 PM
let 5 year olds watch
Shelly
11-18-2004, 04:51 PM
"You should" said Duff, "Because
John, Paul, George and Ringo
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 05:08 PM
all kiss each other regularly
To which 2Blonde said loudly
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 05:14 PM
that explains Duff's confussion on
Useruser666
11-18-2004, 05:14 PM
please end this damn thread!!!!! :lol
EDIT: DAMNIT JIM!!
SpursWoman
11-18-2004, 05:16 PM
that explains Duff's confussion on
The difference between male and
why his Ken doll doesn't...
2Blonde
11-18-2004, 05:52 PM
seem interested in his Barbie
exstatic
11-18-2004, 06:01 PM
Barbie has all the shit!
T Park
11-18-2004, 06:09 PM
real fuckin funny.
Fuck you guys.
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 06:11 PM
Well Tpark it got you in here, didn't it?
:)
Shelly
11-18-2004, 06:12 PM
Tpark got really, really angry
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 06:12 PM
because he could not see his
tlongII
11-18-2004, 06:13 PM
package.
Jimcs50
11-18-2004, 06:14 PM
because his stomach was
2Blonde
11-18-2004, 07:09 PM
so much larger than his ....
bigzak25
11-18-2004, 07:14 PM
jersey, which was torn on the
exstatic
11-18-2004, 07:35 PM
back, where the name is
Drachen
11-18-2004, 10:02 PM
misspelled as Tope which is
exstatic
11-18-2004, 10:21 PM
one letter away from Dope
mouse
11-19-2004, 01:19 AM
Just then A bright light......
exstatic
11-19-2004, 03:02 AM
lit Mouse's bong bowl, causing...
Jimcs50
11-19-2004, 08:52 AM
him to see what was
stalking up towards his arm
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 10:07 AM
It was a big, hairy
dust bunny that growling loudly
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 10:56 AM
continued up his shoulder and said......
Useruser666
11-19-2004, 11:13 AM
can't count to five either?
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 11:15 AM
And mouse replied: Don't you
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 11:17 AM
computer, which comes with a free...
tlongII
11-19-2004, 11:19 AM
ham sandwich and
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 11:27 AM
that you can sell on
SpursWoman
11-19-2004, 11:31 AM
$50 and a grilled cheese
Jimcs50
11-19-2004, 11:34 AM
will get you a date with
most any "older" woman around
tlongII
11-19-2004, 11:56 AM
which caused Shelley to
purse her lips and whisper
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 12:14 PM
ooh mouse, i want you to put your...
tlongII
11-19-2004, 12:28 PM
computer web-cam over here
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 02:34 PM
discovery channel sexcapades, but first
hold my cranberry/vodka and watch
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 02:52 PM
as I demonstrate the dirtiest
2Blonde
11-19-2004, 02:53 PM
episode of "COPS" where Mouse
Useruser666
11-19-2004, 02:55 PM
says, "Ain't my weed officer!"
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 03:02 PM
that weed belongs to shelly, that's why
Useruser666
11-19-2004, 04:19 PM
"It's medicinal!", says Shelly.
Just then Shelly takes her 7-inch, fire engine red, top strap high heel off her left foot and whacks the shit out of Bigzak25 on his left ear.
"Read the first page you dolt, do you not fucking understand english? Do I need to draw you a fucking picture? What part of FIVE WORDS ONLY does not make sense to you?"
Zak, somewhat stunned, muttered unintelligibly, and a tear formed in the corner of his right eye.
Shelly, somewhat moved by the emotion exhibited, leaned over to Zak and whispered, "That's OK hon, but while you're down there in the floor, kiss my toe slave!"
Sorry for the departure from the rules Shel, it just had to be done...
mouse
11-19-2004, 04:37 PM
Then a smoke cloud appeared..............
And Barbara Eden dressed in
mouse
11-19-2004, 04:43 PM
Duffs old G string he......
Shelly
11-19-2004, 04:50 PM
Intermission of the story to say,
:rollin @ 1369
carry on...
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 04:56 PM
got from
(that better fucker?) :lol
Lee Harvey Oswald
11-19-2004, 05:16 PM
E bay it used to be............
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 05:28 PM
white, but that changed when
reds and whites were mixed
tlongII
11-19-2004, 05:30 PM
worn occasionally by Yoko Ono...
bigzak25
11-19-2004, 05:35 PM
who, of course, caused the
Shelly
11-19-2004, 05:47 PM
UU666 to yell very loudly
Jimcs50
11-20-2004, 09:30 PM
Duff is my lover, so
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