Taking a Dump Euphemisms ... Post Your's

[Guru of Nothing]

I'm sure there's a web page chock full of gems, but I'm too lazy to seek it out.

Favorite ones off the top of my head:

Drop some friends off at the pool (Southpark reference, I think).

Feed the dogs.

Crack a ham.

Curl one around the bend.

[Guru of Nothing]

Kori, please move this to the political forum.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Growing a tail.

[Shelly]

pinch a loaf

[mouse]

It depends is this before, or after we eat at taco bell? :lmao

[EmerilLagasse]

BAM!

[SpursWoman]

Kori, please move this to the political forum.



:lmao :lmao

[SequSpur]

Mailing a package.

[mouse]

Reviewing Pooh's book :lmao

[exstatic]

Visiting "Pooh Corner".

[exstatic]

Taking a Mav.

[Marcus Bryant]

Fanny Drop

[Useruser666]

Finishing a hard days work at the sawmill.

Doing some archeology at the petrified forest.

Having a rough water landing.

Releasing the UPS divers.

Baiting the can.

Dropping the bread crums.

Dropping some bouys.

Frying some fishsticks.

Gift wrapping up some presents.

Spackling Davey Jone's locker.

[SpursWoman]

dropping a depth charge?

[Guru of Nothing]

I have a conference call with American-Standard.

[Useruser666]

Going to Shliterbahn? :lol

[Carnie]

Taking a Mav.

So your saying the Mavericks are the shit? :lmao

[E20]

Making mudslides.

[E20]

brown bomb

[Hook Dem]

Lay some cable

[exstatic]

So your saying the Mavericks are the shit?

Give or take a word here or there. ;)

[exstatic]

Curl a Cuban.

[Useruser666]

Repopulate the prairie dogs.

[Yonivore]

Squeeze-a-Dan

[samikeyp]

Dropping some friends off at the pool

[PeterBurns]

I can't believe I'm contributing to the erosion of this nice site with a post on this subject.

But here goes nothing....

"Taking the Browns To the Super Bowl"

[SequSpur]

shreddin some corn.

[Useruser666]

That was good ^^^

My addition would be. Watching the Packers fumble to the Browns.

[CommanderMcBragg]

Takin' a shit.

[samikeyp]

drop a log

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Logging in as LakerGod.

[3rdCoast]

Droppin the Cosby's off at the pool.

[Hook Dem]

A little something to help http://tinypic.com/mhq1j

[mouse]

needing to be alone from the family, wanting to take a break from work, maybe your doing time and your Bringing in the new Drug stash into the prison? ,,,,maybe making room for ThanksGiving? ....who the fuck cares?

what sick fuck made this topic? You must want to know some Shit This topic stinks :lmao

[baseline bum]

making a deposit

[Drachen]

Question: "Why is it, every time I take a dump, they call it taking a dump, when Im actually leaving a dump? Funk that!"

[Drachen]

"Getting rid of the old stool"

[iminlakerland]

Turtle...

[maxpower]

I have to drop a deuce.

I have to go make some brown butt babies.

[Blood Dong]

heave a havana?
drop sauce?
squeezing'em out like an Uzi?

[bigzak25]

work out a growler.

[Spurminator]

Commencing "Shock & Awe"

[Useruser666]

Posting in the FSP toilet.

[JoeChalupa]

Dropping the bomb..

Taking a caca.

Number 2.

[tlongII]

Excreting bodily waste.

[tlongII]

Defecating.

[CosmicCowboy]

an appropriate topic considering...

BEIJING (AP) — Laugh all you want, say public hygiene experts at the World Toilet Summit, but the importance of having loos you can use is no joke.
The three-day summit in Beijing is expected to attract 150 academics, sanitation experts, toilet designers and environmentalists from 19 countries.
By Ng Han Guan, AP

The three-day event, which began Wednesday in Beijing, is an international commode conference with a mission: the globalization of presentable latrines.

"People are saying 'We want good toilets!' because toilets are a basic human right and that basic human right has been neglected," said Jack Sim, founder of the World Toilet Organization, a co-sponsor of the summit. "The world deserves better toilets."

Some 150 scholars, toilet designers and environmentalists from 19 countries gathered to exchange ideas on topics such as the latest toilet technologies, lavatory management tips and the relationship between toilets and tourism development.

With a packed schedule of slide shows, lectures and question-and-answer sessions, there was very little room for potty humor.

"You can laugh at it for a short time," said Sim, whose group is based in the hyper-clean island nation of Singapore. "But after a few seconds, you should start to pay serious attention to the subject because you have been ignoring the toilet subject for too long and it's doing something to your body, to your life quality, to your social graciousness."

The convention is in its fourth year, with Singapore, Seoul and Taipei as previous hosts. Participants this year came from countries as far flung as Finland, Japan and the United States.

China, known for its fetid public toilets that often are little more than open trenches, is eager to show off its advances in preparing for the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Delegates to the conference are to be taken on a tour of new and renovated public toilets around the Chinese capital.

Photos of showcase lavatories were also displayed at the conference, from a ladybug-shaped one in a public garden to another modeled after a grass hut in a wildlife park. Facilities with baby-changing stations, wheelchair ramps and gleaming white ceramic urinals were also featured.

"New public toilets are an important symbol to demonstrate the development of the city," said Liang Guangsheng, deputy director of Beijing's Municipal Administrative Committee.

In the past three years, Beijing has spent 238 million yuan (US$29 million, euro 23 million) on building or renovating 747 restrooms at tourist spots, according to the city government.

"The toilets are sanitary, convenient and private," Yu Changjiang, director general of the city's tourism bureau said. The city also aims to make them suitable for users of all ages, for the disabled, and energy and water-efficient.

"People settle for good food, good clothes and good living conditions without paying enough attention to the toilet," Yu said. "Toilet issues are a very important symbol of people's quality of life."

The city has come up with a rating system of one to four stars for its public wash rooms, reportedly based on such criteria as granite floors, remote-sensor flushes, automatic hand-driers and piped-in music.

The capital now has 88 four-star lavatories, 161 that qualify for three stars, 312 for two and 110 for one. Countless others, are perhaps best not mentioned.

Maintenance is as important as construction, said Simon Tay, one of the speakers at the summit.

"It's something that China needs to think about," said Tay, chairman of Singapore's National Environment Agency, a government organization. "I hate the word luxury toilet because really good toilets should be an everyday common thing. It doesn't have to look like the Shangri-La toilet ... in order for it to be something that we can be proud of."

[TNT21]

Stacking mud!!

[DrRich]

Pullin a Davenport

Lettin' the barkin' dog hunt

[gophergeorge]

Having a sit down...

[CosmicCowboy]

a Modesto special

[ClintSquint]

Fire off a missile.
Schlitz shits
Pabst splats

[SpursWoman]

Hershey squirts ... my dad used to think that was really funny. :fro

[1369]

Running a couple of rounds through the mud gun

Mrs. Brown is at the window

Taking turtles to the pond

[bigzak25]

smell the roses...

[Spurminator]

Vomiting out of my ass.

[maxpower]

This is one of the few times you could say " Gawd dang...3 pages full of crap!" and it is not a flame.

[Penelope]

Goin' Poo Poo

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