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PakiDan
03-18-2007, 06:20 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/m4w/296039025.html

I'm not going to lie to you. - 27

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-03-18, 10:49AM CDT


I'm 27 years old and i still live with my mom,I have a hairy back,I have no car, i have no job, I'm still a virgin,I dropped out of high school, my penis is 3.5 inches erect, I'm fat, I still watch cartoons,I get off to hentai, I once spent time in jail for trying to solicit sex from a prostitute,I'm 4 feet tall,I like smelling my own farts,I'm afraid of cats, I cut myself, i masturbate up to 4 times a day, i once tried to suck my own dick and ended hurting my back,I love garlic, I'm a Trekkie,I have lice(both head and pubic), I once spent 3 days playing world of war craft without sleeping, I can't even drink light beer without having a gag reflex but i am a pothead, and i don't shower or brush my teeth that often (once a week max) so are you willing to give me a shot?


Location: Helotes
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 29603902

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-18-2007, 06:22 PM
What I think everybody would like to know is why you're looking at male personals on Craigslist.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-18-2007, 06:22 PM
Oh, and :lmao.

fatsack
03-18-2007, 06:25 PM
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/m4w/296039025.html

I'm not going to lie to you. - 27

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-03-18, 10:49AM CDT


I'm 27 years old and i still live with my mom,I have a hairy back,I have no car, i have no job, I'm still a virgin,I dropped out of high school, my penis is 3.5 inches erect, I'm fat, I still watch cartoons,I get off to hentai, I once spent time in jail for trying to solicit sex from a prostitute,I'm 4 feet tall,I like smelling my own farts,I'm afraid of cats, I cut myself, i masturbate up to 4 times a day, i once tried to suck my own dick and ended hurting my back,I love garlic, I'm a Trekkie,I have lice(both head and pubic), I once spent 3 days playing world of war craft without sleeping, I can't even drink light beer without having a gag reflex but i am a pothead, and i don't shower or brush my teeth that often (once a week max) so are you willing to give me a shot?


Location: Helotes
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 29603902

I'm NOT a trekkie.

sin,
Blaze.

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-18-2007, 06:25 PM
Paki, I understand you're trying to get your ad out there, but I'm sure there are better ways than this.

fatsack
03-18-2007, 06:28 PM
What I think everybody would like to know is why you're looking at male personals on Craigslist.

ouch

ChumpDumper
03-18-2007, 06:30 PM
That's an obvious forgery.

Anyone from Helotes would smell like mulch smoke.

PakiDan
03-18-2007, 06:32 PM
ummm My cousin referred me.......

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-18-2007, 06:33 PM
And much like being when questioned by Homeland Security, Paki is speechless because he knows he's been caught.

PakiDan
03-18-2007, 06:34 PM
hahaha!! My cuz was looking at them... she sent me the link in an email.

PakiDan
03-18-2007, 06:34 PM
And much like being when questioned by Homeland Security, Paki is speechless because he knows he's been caught.
:lol :lol :lol :lol

OK - I'm BUSTED!!! :lol :lol :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
03-18-2007, 06:34 PM
hahaha!! My cuz was looking at them... she sent me the link in an email.

Arranged marriage fell through?

PakiDan
03-18-2007, 06:42 PM
Her fiance, umm, well had a date with a dynamite vest.