Ooooooh.........My..........Arteries........

[1369]

I have GOT to make these!

BACON, CHEESE AND BEER DOG




Ingredients:
1 hot dog
1 slice of thick-cut bacon
1 can of spray cheese
1 can beer (It doesn't matter what kind, but we recommend something dark. Corona probably isn't a good idea)
1 cup flour
Oil for frying

Instructions:
This one is a little work-intensive, so be ready to buckle down. First take the center out of the hot dog with an apple corer, if you have access to one. If not, just cut out the middle with a knife. Fill the cavity with the spray cheese and use the hot dog you removed from the middle as a cap to keep the cheese in. Wrap the bacon around the hot dog and deep-fry for two to four minutes or until bacon is cooked. Dab them dry with a paper towel (so the batter will stick). Mix the beer with the flour until it reaches a thick, but lump-free consistency. Dip the dogs in the batter, coating the dog completely, and deep-fry on high heat for two to three minutes or until brown and deadly.
NOTE: Don't fry them too long or all of the cheese will explode out into the oil. That's very bad.


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[johngateswhiteley]

i gotta be honest....that looks disgusting.

[monosylab1k]

I gained five pounds just looking at the pictures. Those are the most disgusting looking food units ever. I'd probably eat one tho.

[tlongII]

I'd eat it.

[tsb2000]

Hell, I'd eat three or four! :oink

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts! (http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/littlefaith20.mp3)

[mardigan]

Ay que delicioso

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I should actually try and make these for a GTG.

[White Goodman]

I had those but without the beer

[Shelly]

That looks absolutely disgusting!

[Melmart1]

That looks like drunk food.... food you wouldn't normally eat but you would gorge on while high or intoxicated.

[jman3000]

hollowing out the hot dog wiener and feeling it with something doesn't sound like a bad idea... it's just the wrapping it in bacon and the frying is where it kinda goes overboard.

[CuckingFunt]

That "recipe" looks like the result of a broke college student accidentally dropping all of their food items into a vat of hot grease.

Ew.

[polandprzem]

yaugh

no sausages

[1369]

Funny thing is, the only difference between that and a cron dog really isn't that much.

[NorCal510]

nastilious

[dallaskd]

that looks amazingly good, except for maybe the cheese.

[SpursWoman]

My mom used to slice a hot dog down the side (not the whole way through), insert a folded up piece of sliced cheese, wrap it in bacon and then bake them in the oven.

A healthier alternative to frying. :lmao






This peaked someones interest, btw. :spin